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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 3387505 times)

Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38520 on: December 11, 2014, 02:40:20 pm »
Snapping Turtles are awesome. Not only do I have infinity+2 shells I have all the meat bones and eggs I could ever need. I'm trying to figure out how to make scale usable for leather. If I can figure that out I'll have all of my needs provided by turtles.
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da_nang

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38521 on: December 11, 2014, 03:14:56 pm »


Took it long enough. Let's hope it gets captured.

EDIT: On the same day:

What is this, Beast Central Station?

EDIT2:
I don't know how, but that FB somehow managed to get into the central stair case despite there being no access. MOBILIZE EVERYONE

EDIT3: Why is that no-one wants to hit the FB? They're all hugging the FB, while repeatedly being hit by it and not retaliating.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2014, 03:54:05 pm by da_nang »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38522 on: December 11, 2014, 05:59:04 pm »
Quote from: da_nang on December 11, 2014, 03:14:56 pm
NO ONE'S FUCKING KILLING IT
STOP STANDING THERE AND DO SOMETHING

EDIT3: Why is that no-one wants to hit the FB? They're all hugging the FB, while repeatedly being hit by it and not retaliating.
Yep, some serious bugs in combat. They only dodge and that's it.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144483.30
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38523 on: December 11, 2014, 06:25:49 pm »
Been under siege by keas, they just keep hovering overhead where my military can't reach them and scaring everyone who goes outside... Here I thought a good biome would be easier, but I guess that only applies if it's not right next to a jungle and an evil biome...
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Col_Jessep

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38524 on: December 11, 2014, 06:42:19 pm »
So I had visit from a werekangaroo that killed two of my migrants. New people? Great, let's make another squad! This dude here killed the werekangaroo, let's make him squad leader. Oh, he's a kid, 3 years old. 0_o
Tip of the hat to you, young warrior! We expect great things from you in about 9 years.
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Just kids...
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Staalo

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38525 on: December 12, 2014, 05:04:49 am »
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The Mother 2 strikes at The Mother 1 but the shot is blocked!
The Mother 1 misses The Mother 2!
The Mother 2 charges at The Mother 1!
The Mother 2 collides with The Mother 1!
The Mother 1 is knocked over!
The Mother 1 attacks The Mother 2 but She jumps away!
The Mother 2 strikes at The Mother 1 but the shot is blocked with the *steel shield*!

No, I'm not casting for dwarven version of The Real Housewives. To encourage childbirths I drafted all married couples to a squad and put them to train in a small room; after months of initial confusion they just started sparring. I probably shouldn't be this amused reading the combat logs.

So far two babies have been born as a result from all the close action in the barracks.
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Knit tie

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38526 on: December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am »
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 12, 2014, 08:28:13 am by Knit tie »
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Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38527 on: December 12, 2014, 09:26:40 am »
Just lost the ability to bring up the Preferences screen but regained it after saving and loading.
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smjjames

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38528 on: December 12, 2014, 09:38:24 am »
Quote from: Knit tie on December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)

What's the green thingy just below the giant? Looks like a fat goblin or something.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38529 on: December 12, 2014, 10:44:43 am »
Quote from: Knit tie on December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)
lol, 5 pages of punching a giant and the guard captain is afraid because he bruised his hand...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38530 on: December 12, 2014, 11:59:45 am »
...WHO DID THE GIANT THINK WAS GOING TO SAVE THEM?

Seriously, all of my wat.

"Oh dear, I've stumbled into a bit of an asskicking by way of this unarmed dorf I pissed off, can somebody call the authorities and pull this little bastard off me? He keeps biting my fingers and punching my fat, it's really painful, seriously... anybody?"

*militia shows up*

"Oh thank Armok, can you help me out here?"
'We sure can, one sec.'
"Now now, I don't think you need to use the spear on him... he's not even armed or, oh wait..."
*kthunk*
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Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38531 on: December 12, 2014, 01:36:28 pm »
I have awful luck with moods. My first non possession in a while hit a dwarf that was already a legendary bone carver.
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Knit tie

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38532 on: December 12, 2014, 01:38:29 pm »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on December 12, 2014, 01:36:28 pm
I have awful luck with moods. My first non possession in a while hit a dwarf that was already a legendary bone carver.
Previous fort, three words: lead breastplate posession.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38533 on: December 12, 2014, 01:54:00 pm »
Just got a fell mood, one of my wood burners got turned into a pair of greaves...

well at least I didn't lose anyone with a legendary skill...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38534 on: December 12, 2014, 02:38:32 pm »
Finally reached the approximate-600 mark for number of wall spikes placed on the curtain wall. If they were placed anywhere else they would already be a forest of menacing spike weapon traps; but that would be cheating.
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