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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 3533240 times)

Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38520 on: December 12, 2014, 09:26:40 am »
Just lost the ability to bring up the Preferences screen but regained it after saving and loading.
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smjjames

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38521 on: December 12, 2014, 09:38:24 am »
Quote from: Knit tie on December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)

What's the green thingy just below the giant? Looks like a fat goblin or something.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38522 on: December 12, 2014, 10:44:43 am »
Quote from: Knit tie on December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)
lol, 5 pages of punching a giant and the guard captain is afraid because he bruised his hand...
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Max™

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38523 on: December 12, 2014, 11:59:45 am »
...WHO DID THE GIANT THINK WAS GOING TO SAVE THEM?

Seriously, all of my wat.

"Oh dear, I've stumbled into a bit of an asskicking by way of this unarmed dorf I pissed off, can somebody call the authorities and pull this little bastard off me? He keeps biting my fingers and punching my fat, it's really painful, seriously... anybody?"

*militia shows up*

"Oh thank Armok, can you help me out here?"
'We sure can, one sec.'
"Now now, I don't think you need to use the spear on him... he's not even armed or, oh wait..."
*kthunk*
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Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38524 on: December 12, 2014, 01:36:28 pm »
I have awful luck with moods. My first non possession in a while hit a dwarf that was already a legendary bone carver.
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Knit tie

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38525 on: December 12, 2014, 01:38:29 pm »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on December 12, 2014, 01:36:28 pm
I have awful luck with moods. My first non possession in a while hit a dwarf that was already a legendary bone carver.
Previous fort, three words: lead breastplate posession.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38526 on: December 12, 2014, 01:54:00 pm »
Just got a fell mood, one of my wood burners got turned into a pair of greaves...

well at least I didn't lose anyone with a legendary skill...
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38527 on: December 12, 2014, 02:38:32 pm »
Finally reached the approximate-600 mark for number of wall spikes placed on the curtain wall. If they were placed anywhere else they would already be a forest of menacing spike weapon traps; but that would be cheating.
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Magistrum

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38528 on: December 12, 2014, 02:51:49 pm »
"A giant menacing spike falls in a menacing spike forest with no one near to hear, does it kill a goblin?"

Also, hey there! I thought you died somewhere between 2013 and now, LoudWhispers.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38529 on: December 12, 2014, 02:53:21 pm »
Just made a few coins and learned that my civ has:
1 - destroyed the goblin civ in the area, which would explain why I haven't been attacked
2 - gained a necromancer as king, which can only spell Fun in the future...
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38530 on: December 12, 2014, 03:03:31 pm »
Hi! There was a while where my internet was fried for a good few weeks and I've certainly used Bay12 less; very much deeaaad and out of energy - both myself and my computer. Less so now, thanks!
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ancistrus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38531 on: December 12, 2014, 04:19:37 pm »
Entrance corridor has a line of serrated discs at the end and the goblins are coming. Despite military alert, a foolish civilian dwarf came to the corridor and now he is standing right behind the discs, looking as goblins approach him and get torn apart. He is not paralyzed by fear, he probably simply finds it amusing.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38532 on: December 12, 2014, 05:12:22 pm »
Built a magma cannon.

I have so many impulse ramps the minecarts go OVER the magma ditch ffffuuuuuuu-
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38533 on: December 12, 2014, 05:12:47 pm »
Quote from: ancistrus on December 12, 2014, 04:19:37 pm
Entrance corridor has a line of serrated discs at the end and the goblins are coming. Despite military alert, a foolish civilian dwarf came to the corridor and now he is standing right behind the discs, looking as goblins approach him and get torn apart. He is not paralyzed by fear, he probably simply finds it amusing.
Did you check his inventory for popcorn?
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ancistrus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38534 on: December 12, 2014, 06:30:53 pm »
Quote from: Aslandus on December 12, 2014, 05:12:47 pm
Quote from: ancistrus on December 12, 2014, 04:19:37 pm
Entrance corridor has a line of serrated discs at the end and the goblins are coming. Despite military alert, a foolish civilian dwarf came to the corridor and now he is standing right behind the discs, looking as goblins approach him and get torn apart. He is not paralyzed by fear, he probably simply finds it amusing.
Did you check his inventory for popcorn?
No...but he still stood there even when crossbowmen came. Took about 20 bolts without moving. Didn't even faint. Must be a bug.
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