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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 3083702 times)

Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38580 on: December 11, 2014, 06:25:49 pm »
Been under siege by keas, they just keep hovering overhead where my military can't reach them and scaring everyone who goes outside... Here I thought a good biome would be easier, but I guess that only applies if it's not right next to a jungle and an evil biome...
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Col_Jessep

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38581 on: December 11, 2014, 06:42:19 pm »
So I had visit from a werekangaroo that killed two of my migrants. New people? Great, let's make another squad! This dude here killed the werekangaroo, let's make him squad leader. Oh, he's a kid, 3 years old. 0_o
Tip of the hat to you, young warrior! We expect great things from you in about 9 years.
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Just kids...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Staalo

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38582 on: December 12, 2014, 05:04:49 am »
Quote
The Mother 2 strikes at The Mother 1 but the shot is blocked!
The Mother 1 misses The Mother 2!
The Mother 2 charges at The Mother 1!
The Mother 2 collides with The Mother 1!
The Mother 1 is knocked over!
The Mother 1 attacks The Mother 2 but She jumps away!
The Mother 2 strikes at The Mother 1 but the shot is blocked with the *steel shield*!

No, I'm not casting for dwarven version of The Real Housewives. To encourage childbirths I drafted all married couples to a squad and put them to train in a small room; after months of initial confusion they just started sparring. I probably shouldn't be this amused reading the combat logs.

So far two babies have been born as a result from all the close action in the barracks.
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Knit tie

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38583 on: December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am »
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 12, 2014, 08:28:13 am by Knit tie »
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Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38584 on: December 12, 2014, 09:26:40 am »
Just lost the ability to bring up the Preferences screen but regained it after saving and loading.
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smjjames

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38585 on: December 12, 2014, 09:38:24 am »
Quote from: Knit tie on December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)

What's the green thingy just below the giant? Looks like a fat goblin or something.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38586 on: December 12, 2014, 10:44:43 am »
Quote from: Knit tie on December 12, 2014, 08:17:52 am
I'll just leave this here.

Spoiler: A fearsome giant attacks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Help! Save me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Beatdown (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unarmed civilian+giant=blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I am almost feeling sorry for the poor bastard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Finally, the militia arrives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The end (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: An hero (click to show/hide)
lol, 5 pages of punching a giant and the guard captain is afraid because he bruised his hand...
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Max™

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38587 on: December 12, 2014, 11:59:45 am »
...WHO DID THE GIANT THINK WAS GOING TO SAVE THEM?

Seriously, all of my wat.

"Oh dear, I've stumbled into a bit of an asskicking by way of this unarmed dorf I pissed off, can somebody call the authorities and pull this little bastard off me? He keeps biting my fingers and punching my fat, it's really painful, seriously... anybody?"

*militia shows up*

"Oh thank Armok, can you help me out here?"
'We sure can, one sec.'
"Now now, I don't think you need to use the spear on him... he's not even armed or, oh wait..."
*kthunk*
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Broseph Stalin

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38588 on: December 12, 2014, 01:36:28 pm »
I have awful luck with moods. My first non possession in a while hit a dwarf that was already a legendary bone carver.
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Knit tie

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38589 on: December 12, 2014, 01:38:29 pm »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on December 12, 2014, 01:36:28 pm
I have awful luck with moods. My first non possession in a while hit a dwarf that was already a legendary bone carver.
Previous fort, three words: lead breastplate posession.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38590 on: December 12, 2014, 01:54:00 pm »
Just got a fell mood, one of my wood burners got turned into a pair of greaves...

well at least I didn't lose anyone with a legendary skill...
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Loud Whispers

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38591 on: December 12, 2014, 02:38:32 pm »
Finally reached the approximate-600 mark for number of wall spikes placed on the curtain wall. If they were placed anywhere else they would already be a forest of menacing spike weapon traps; but that would be cheating.
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Magistrum

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38592 on: December 12, 2014, 02:51:49 pm »
"A giant menacing spike falls in a menacing spike forest with no one near to hear, does it kill a goblin?"

Also, hey there! I thought you died somewhere between 2013 and now, LoudWhispers.
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Aslandus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38593 on: December 12, 2014, 02:53:21 pm »
Just made a few coins and learned that my civ has:
1 - destroyed the goblin civ in the area, which would explain why I haven't been attacked
2 - gained a necromancer as king, which can only spell Fun in the future...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #38594 on: December 12, 2014, 03:03:31 pm »
Hi! There was a while where my internet was fried for a good few weeks and I've certainly used Bay12 less; very much deeaaad and out of energy - both myself and my computer. Less so now, thanks!
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