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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55650 on: November 30, 2020, 03:26:36 am »

Had a bigger Aqir siege pop up. One of my axemen got decapped, although the monks proved themselves to be quite deadly in this one.



The mace squad captain also neglected to bring her mace and instead opted for...breaking her buckler over one of the invader's heads.

Oddly badass, shame that after that she was reduced to only using her fists.

Meanwhile one of the axemen is thinking of opening a horse lobotomy company.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55651 on: November 30, 2020, 11:55:25 am »

Uyane Iluethefa, Rattlesnake Man Recruit is visiting.

Just makes me laugh when the various animal men/women show up as visitors.  8) :D

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55652 on: December 05, 2020, 05:31:50 pm »

Just lost my fortress to an undead siege. While the undead massacred my dwarves, I managed to seal the entrances and unseal the caverns, allowing a forgotten beast into the fortress that cleansed it of living and dead alike. All that remains is an impentrable tomb, but it is at least clear of foul undead.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55653 on: December 06, 2020, 01:46:29 am »

I was browsing through legends and learned that a goblin fort had been sacked by the humans. Not once or twice, but one hundred and twelve times. There's been over a thousand deaths on both sides over 200 years of fighting, and just about every historical figure in the human government body has participated in this semi-annual sacking in some way.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55654 on: December 06, 2020, 03:46:09 am »

I was browsing through legends and learned that a goblin fort had been sacked by the humans. Not once or twice, but one hundred and twelve times. There's been over a thousand deaths on both sides over 200 years of fighting, and just about every historical figure in the human government body has participated in this semi-annual sacking in some way.

Had once a goblin master that went undercover in order to participate in competitions during frog man festivals. He was doing it over two hundred years, then probably got mad after losing a morningstar throwing championship and conquered the frog man lands.

Procedurally generated customs sure are curious.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55655 on: December 06, 2020, 04:50:44 am »

During a siege, one of my elite monk wrestlers grabbed a boat hook from one of the drowned invaders...and proceeded to go absolutely ham with it.



I love this game.


Pike squad captain also let out an anime scream as the siege was nearing its end.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55656 on: December 06, 2020, 03:22:36 pm »

Nothing personnel drowned one. It is the apex of Dwarven martial arts to defeat the enemy with their own weapons

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55657 on: December 07, 2020, 09:16:36 am »

I was browsing through legends and learned that a goblin fort had been sacked by the humans. Not once or twice, but one hundred and twelve times. There's been over a thousand deaths on both sides over 200 years of fighting, and just about every historical figure in the human government body has participated in this semi-annual sacking in some way.

Had once a goblin master that went undercover in order to participate in competitions during frog man festivals. He was doing it over two hundred years, then probably got mad after losing a morningstar throwing championship and conquered the frog man lands.

Procedurally generated customs sure are curious.

Ha!  What a sore loser!
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55658 on: December 09, 2020, 05:14:24 pm »

Meanwhile, my dwarves are turning the outside sculpture garden into a vomitorium:

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55659 on: December 10, 2020, 05:25:48 am »

As is tradition the dwarves go outside and coat the surface with their vomit, painting it a lovely shade of green.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55660 on: December 10, 2020, 05:49:06 am »

They are vomiting their appreciation of the artwork.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55661 on: December 10, 2020, 06:51:49 am »

I mean, once you have a population of 100 and more or so, your whole fortress is one big vomitorium.

Vomitorium seriously needs to be a in-game term, tho. Just imagine, pressing i-v, define borders for the activity zone, and your dwarves now can sate their vomit needs in designated place.

Or make it a stockpile.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55662 on: December 10, 2020, 07:02:50 am »

Just imagine being able designate a cistern to be filled with vomit then dumping it out on the goblins and elves when they invade.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55663 on: December 10, 2020, 04:22:43 pm »

Getting back into DF after some time off, genned a new world and started a new fort, as usual.

My first migrants were two undead dwarves who were raised by the same necromancer after rotting in their graves for nearly a century and then, after few decades of unlife, became romantically involved with each other. Apparently they're also both deeply involved in a huge necromancer conspiracy to take over the whole world and will probably start plotting against the fort at some point.

Now what should I do with them? They're not exactly prime migrant material, so should I just draft them and send them on suicide missions? Or should I try to get them married and to produce unholy babies, despite me being deeply disturbed by the idea of ghoulish lovebirds smooching in my corridors?

Maybe I'll just let it play it out as it goes; I sense there's a Story waiting to be told in this fortress.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #55664 on: December 10, 2020, 09:43:30 pm »

As always, magma solves everything.
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