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[UXLZ]

This guy seems to somehow combine like, so many bad traits of DM, player and person.

[Bohandas]

Does he just take PnP too seriously good out of game or something?

transistors??

[AlleeCat]

DM: You stab him in the fac-
Me: I'm wielding a hammer...
DM: You stab him with your hammer.
Other Player: I feel like that would hurt a lot more than with a sword.
DM: Does it matter? The point is, he's dead.

[Bohandas]

DM: You stab him in the fac-
Me: I'm wielding a hammer...
DM: You stab him with your hammer.

It could work with a large headed foe and a small headed warhammer, or with a regular construction hammer turned backward so the nail remover thingy is pointing forwards

[UXLZ]

Does he just take PnP too seriously good out of game or something?

transistors??

Ah, the laptop must have screwed me over. What I intended to say was 'Does he take PnP games too seriously and is a good guy outside of them or something?'

[chaoticag]

DM: You stab him in the fac-
Me: I'm wielding a hammer...
DM: You stab him with your hammer.

Spoiler: Well makes sense (click to show/hide)

I think a good hammer should always have a pointy bit in it.

Though yeah, I had started playing with a group 5th edition some time back. Might share stories if I get anything interesting to tell.

[Yoink]

Claw. You're thinking of a claw hammer.
Same kind of thing that killed Verne Miller!

[Boltgun]

>Half naked, obviously starved bard comes out and is made to sing. DM says we are fine with it again.
>Bard does not sing well enough for regent's liking. Backhands her, and has guards strip her and start whipping her to make her sing better.
>All the lawful characters are forced to applaud by the DM.

This made me cringe so hard. We demoted the DM when he even dared to make my character draw a weapon over nothing.

[BlackFlyme]

Ah, the laptop must have screwed me over. What I intended to say was 'Does he take PnP games too seriously and is a good guy outside of them or something?'

It varies. He can be funny at times, but if someone is on steam the same time he is, he usually tries to force them to play with him.

He always demands we log into an mmo and join a party with him so he can skip queue times. He refuses to play anything other than dps because he likes hitting for high numbers.

He also gets us to join in an online chat program, but we usually just sit in silence anyways.

[Bohandas]

Does he just take PnP too seriously good out of game or something?

transistors??

Ah, the laptop must have screwed me over. What I intended to say was 'Does he take PnP games too seriously and is a good guy outside of them or something?'

No, the joke was that "pnp" is also a type of transistor

[Kadzar]

Claw. Your thinking of a claw hammer.
Same kind of thing that killed Verne Miller!

No, I'd say the thing chaoticag posted is almost definitely a Lucerne hammer.

[UXLZ]

It varies. He can be funny at times, but if someone is on steam the same time he is, he usually tries to force them to play with him.

He always demands we log into an mmo and join a party with him so he can skip queue times. He refuses to play anything other than dps because he likes hitting for high numbers.

He also gets us to join in an online chat program, but we usually just sit in silence anyways.

My oh my, you sure have a Class A Asshole on your hands there Flyme, perverted, stupid, hypocritical and a control freak/self-centered. 'Funny sometimes' doesn't justify it, and from your wording it sounds like he coerces everyone to do stuff with/for him and no one actually ever wants to.

[Redzephyr01]

PTW

[Rolan7]

Thanks for posting the stories BlackFlyme, they were entertaining to read.  I can see how parts would be kinda fun.  But...  I wouldn't be able to take the campaign at all seriously with the stuff he pulled.  And erotic content should only be introduced if everyone is comfortable with it.  I wouldn't feel comfortable enabling this guy further.

[SOLDIER First]

Ptw