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Author Topic: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1  (Read 7289 times)

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #90 on: May 18, 2015, 06:11:42 pm »

((The elves are doomed.))
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2015, 08:56:13 pm »

It also does 3 times the damage of a normal Baneblade. I'm not sure exactly how much payload a Baneblade can deliver but I'm guessing it's a lot.

EDIT: Triple the damage of an ordinary Baneblade made of slade and adamantine, mind you.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2015, 09:01:12 pm by Andres »
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2015, 03:56:56 am »

You know, artifacts are completely indestructible. Neither temperature (magma) nor kinetic damage (fall damage, wear and tear) nor even the dwarven atom smasher can even slightly damage them. What you have there, Kevak, is a Baneblade that can withstand Exterminatus without even a scratch.
Actually, atom smashers will smash artifacts. Doesn't produce a single bad thought though.

Take potshots at wildlife if the elves are already all dead.
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It also does 3 times the damage of a normal Baneblade. I'm not sure exactly how much payload a Baneblade can deliver but I'm guessing it's a lot.

EDIT: Triple the damage of an ordinary Baneblade made of slade and adamantine, mind you.
I'm assuming this is the output of the artifact.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2015, 04:11:55 am »

Diagnose self.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2015, 06:56:52 am »

Accurse it. Never mind that, dig down a bit, find magma, then build a magma-fueled still, because clearly only the unusual tactics work here!
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #95 on: May 19, 2015, 11:43:22 am »

Go get my axe and start training with it.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #96 on: May 19, 2015, 11:49:15 pm »

Help whoever FallacyofUrist's dwarf is!
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #97 on: May 20, 2015, 04:11:48 am »

Construct a new trade depot.
Appoint someone as the sheriff. Someone other than the nutcase driving the tank.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #98 on: June 03, 2015, 04:03:04 pm »

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