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Who's your least favorite/most hated character?

Akhentef
- 0 (0%)
Muta
- 8 (57.1%)
Nameless Ant-god
- 2 (14.3%)
Sumidu (Muta's father)
- 0 (0%)
Gezaru
- 0 (0%)
General Ilkid
- 1 (7.1%)
George
- 2 (14.3%)
Azumah
- 1 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 14


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bahihs

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You Are a Minor God
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:32:44 pm »

Out the prayers of a small child you are blinked into existence. You are a personal god, what others call an "imaginary friend" or "guardian angel".

But you have much greater ambitions.

You are bound only by the four laws:

1. A=A; The law of equivalence: whatever is given must be taken (time is irrelevant to you)
2. A != 0; The law of existence: without belief you do not exist
3. A < R; The law of least resistance: if you bend reality too much, you will be destroyed
4. A∝ P: The law of faith: your limits are defined only by your believers

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This is a very simple god-game, the objective is become as powerful as possible without disappearing from disbelief or over extension of your powers. Actions are done through "miracle points". The more miraculous the action, the more MP is needed. The snag is, I won't tell you how many MP you have .

"Belief" restores your MP. "Belief" is gained many ways, I'll leave it to you to figure it out. The stronger the belief the more MP you get. Belief can only be obtained from sentient creatures and has no upper limit.

As you gain more MP you will grow more powerful and can do more reality-bending things, however you are confined by the above rules at all times. Time is no matter to you, so long as someone believes, but if your believers run out, you are destroyed.

Bending reality is a tricky business, if you bend it too much, it will break and so will you. Do not overextend your powers.

Now then minor god, what has your child-believer named you?


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The story thus far....

Fluffy is born
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!
And behold, a pale horse
Nabokov
Muta, God of Deals
Sign on the line that is dotted
George, God of Lies
Nachiketa
Pyromancy
Arlore, God of Rabbits
To strive, to seek, to find...
...And not to yield
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest
Beat plowshares into swords
Ishtar, Goddess of War, Goddess of Love
Mark of the Covenant
He teacheth my hands to war
Sheshbaalu
In his death, all things appear fair
Roll die for death
Eve vs. Musamsu
Broken Beads
Ishtar's gift
Torches and Pitchforks
Is the Lord's hand waxed short?
Glimiki, God of Light
Gezaru, of the House of Madu
The things they carried
Eve
The truth will out
Eve vs Suha
Father and son
Warning
Akhentef
A tale of two princes
The gods themselves
The Ancient One, God of Ants
Deliver us!
Star-crossed lovers
Invitation
Meeting
Blood Sacrifice
Message
Kingdom of Death
Inkis, Goddess of Song
Questions
Perspective
The Unnamed One, God of Ants
In Defense of Power
Bheshbuma and Eshkis
The Tournament Beginsp
Eve vs. Bupolu
Rumpelstilskin
Strike the Earth

The cast thus far (in order of appearance/mention)...

Immortals:

Arlore (formerly Fluffy) - God of Rabbits, a minor god of small status but big ambition.
Amus - Goddess of Motherhood
Muta - God of Deals, son of Sumidu (God of Harvest and Grain)
George - God of Lies, Half sister to Ishtar
Ishtar - Goddess of War and Love, Daughter of Amus and Glimiki
Glimiki - God of the Sun and Light, Husband to Amus, Father to many, among them, Ishtar and George
Inkis - Twin sister of George, Goddess of Song and Poetry
Nabaalu - The messenger for the house of Sumidu
Tef - ?
Djedi - ?
Unnamed Ant God - ?
Nirgaal - The Black One, God of Death

Mortals:

Eve (alias Abel) - Arlore's avatar and first convert.
Lili - Eve's mother
Biumuga - Eve's father, he is descended from the house of Madu
Ningal - First dissenter, then later, strongest devotee
Gezaru - A short, nervous youth and the last known descendant of the house of Madu
Suha - A tall handsome youth, but of low birth
Sheshbaalu - A mythical(?) character, apparently fat and dressed in elephant skin from birth
Azumah - ?
Attergar - The soldier George bets on against Ishtar
Dukara - General of the Hemish Army
Bupolu - Captain of Dukara's personal guard
Musamsu - A captain in the Hemish Army. Originally from Neveh, he has a pregnant wife back home. He is wagered on by Ishtar and pays the ultimate price
Ilkid - General of the Calag Army
Akhentef - Leader of the Western Peoples
Mose - Adviser to Akhentef
Bakeni - ?
Tutahue - ?


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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2015, 11:37:37 pm »

Skazno, Destroyer of Worlds!
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2015, 11:43:26 pm »

Fluffy, God of Killer Rabbits
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 11:45:09 pm »

Fluffy, God of Killer Rabbits
+1

I'm almost certain this is how small children work.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2015, 12:05:30 am »

Fluffy, God of Killer Rabbits
+1

I'm almost certain this is how small children work.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2015, 12:43:53 am »

Fluffy, God of Killer Rabbits
+1

I'm almost certain this is how small children work.
+1.

Eh, why not, I could use a bit more insanity.

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2015, 05:17:31 am »

Donut, god of donuts.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2015, 07:58:35 am »

Papa Gara, God of Orphans
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2015, 09:26:21 am »

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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2015, 09:36:21 am »

Fluffy, God of Killer Rabbits
+1

I'm almost certain this is how small children work.
+1.

Eh, why not, I could use a bit more insanity.

+1
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You are Fluffy, God of Killer Rabbits. Not the most dignified name, it doesn't inspire nobility or strike fear into the hearts of your enemies, but it's a start.

You arose when your believer, Eve, a girl of 7 years, prayed to her newly acquired bunny, for friends.

Totem Get! +1 Belief; New free Power = Possess Bunny: Allows you to posses the body of Eve's bunny, does not cost any MP..

Prayer Quest Get! Find Eve some new friends. Reward: Possible increase in Belief, possible new Belivers

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2015, 10:21:28 am »

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2015, 01:11:40 pm »

mentaly speak to the child.

"I hear you child, and I answer your call"


possess the buny, paw at the cage latch indicating we want out.
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2015, 02:08:31 pm »

mentaly speak to the child.

"I hear you child, and I answer your call"


possess the buny, paw at the cage latch indicating we want out.

1 MP Used. Speaking to the child's mind taxes your powers a little, but it is a child, and children are malleable.

Eve seems slightly surprised and opens the cage, taking you into her arms and stroking your forehead. You make a mental note to never mention this to anyone, when you become supreme God of the Universe.
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2015, 02:23:42 pm »

mentaly speak to the child.

"I hear you child, and I answer your call"


possess the buny, paw at the cage latch indicating we want out.

1 MP Used. Speaking to the child's mind taxes your powers a little, but it is a child, and children are malleable.

Eve seems slightly surprised and opens the cage, taking you into her arms and stroking your forehead. You make a mental note to never mention this to anyone, when you become supreme God of the Universe.

This is embarseing.....but it feals so good........(this is our thoughts not speech)

snugle a bit, then gaze at the door, indicate we want to be taken outside with our paws.

-the plan-
1.kids drawn to Eve and pet bunny,
2.kids talk to Eve about bunny.
3.Use this interest to spark friendship.   
4.???
5.profit

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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2015, 03:11:20 pm »

Well I think the most efficient way of bending reality is by working on something that would happen anyway.
After doing the above action radiate a aura of adorableness. Not too much but enough to affect the psychically susceptible such a children.
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