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Who's your least favorite/most hated character?

Akhentef
- 1 (5.9%)
Muta
- 9 (52.9%)
Nameless Ant-god
- 3 (17.6%)
Sumidu (Muta's father)
- 0 (0%)
Gezaru
- 0 (0%)
General Ilkid
- 1 (5.9%)
George
- 2 (11.8%)
Azumah
- 1 (5.9%)

Total Members Voted: 17


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Author Topic: You Are a Minor God  (Read 103444 times)

Ultimuh

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2015, 03:20:38 pm »

Well I think the most efficient way of bending reality is by working on something that would happen anyway.
After doing the above action radiate a aura of adorableness. Not too much but enough to affect the psychically susceptible such a children.

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bahihs

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2015, 11:29:24 am »

Previous

mentaly speak to the child.

"I hear you child, and I answer your call"


possess the buny, paw at the cage latch indicating we want out.

1 MP Used. Speaking to the child's mind taxes your powers a little, but it is a child, and children are malleable.

Eve seems slightly surprised and opens the cage, taking you into her arms and stroking your forehead. You make a mental note to never mention this to anyone, when you become supreme God of the Universe.

This is embarseing.....but it feals so good........(this is our thoughts not speech)

snugle a bit, then gaze at the door, indicate we want to be taken outside with our paws.

-the plan-
1.kids drawn to Eve and pet bunny,
2.kids talk to Eve about bunny.
3.Use this interest to spark friendship.   
4.???
5.profit



Still possessing the bunny you run out from Eve's arms and out the door. She runs after you laughing. Several children are running around in the dust, they notice you and stop. You turn the adorable meter up to 11 and the children gather around you. Eve appears and takes you in her arms. There is some consternation as the children begin to crowd around Eve to ask for permission to pet the bunny. She assents.

She makes several new friends around the village. She prays in thanks to you before she goes to bed. (Belief +1) Weeks pass and Eve becomes very popular because of Fluffy (the bunny). Several children around the village begin to grow jealous of her and Fluffy, but hide their feelings. Eve explains to her friends that Fluffy is special and very smart. He can understand human speech, he can even speak to people. Adults overhear and are skeptical and amused.

"Can it do any tricks?" some ask.

Quest get! Have Fluffy (the bunny) do interesting tricks to amuse the adults. Possible increase in belief; possible new (adult) believers.

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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2015, 11:35:03 am »

Make the adults kneel before you.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2015, 12:16:44 pm »

((What time period is this?))
Grab a stick in your bunny mouth (expand some MP for precision if necessary) and draw a basic sketch of some people playing with a bunny.

bahihs

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2015, 12:36:31 pm »

((What time period is this?))
Grab a stick in your bunny mouth (expand some MP for precision if necessary) and draw a basic sketch of some people playing with a bunny.

((Pre-history to Ancient history, but time can and will progress quickly if needed.))
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2015, 12:42:32 pm »

Do a handstand, then twirl around in a circle.

We shall first assert ourselves as a very special bunny. We cannot force them to kneel yet. But they will eventually know to fear our name.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2015, 12:55:14 pm »

Do a handstand, then twirl around in a circle.

We shall first assert ourselves as a very special bunny. We cannot force them to kneel yet. But they will eventually know to fear our name.

(Or cuddle us)

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2015, 01:50:42 pm »

Use godly powers to sparkle magically

Hopefully this will convince them we are divine, rather then vampiric.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2015, 01:57:21 pm »

We should limit ourselves to things largely possible by a bunny. We want to waste as little of our unknown resource as possible. How does that work anyway? Do we die from lack of belief, believers or MP. And is the "bending reality too far" thing just reaching past your MP or something else?
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2015, 02:05:57 pm »

Do a handstand, then twirl around in a circle.

We shall first assert ourselves as a very special bunny. We cannot force them to kneel yet. But they will eventually know to fear our name.

(Or cuddle us)

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+1. I guess brainwashing comes later.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2015, 02:41:42 pm »

Previous

Do a handstand, then twirl around in a circle.

We shall first assert ourselves as a very special bunny. We cannot force them to kneel yet. But they will eventually know to fear our name.

(Or cuddle us)

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+1. I guess brainwashing comes later.

As if on command, you balance yourself on your front front paws, curl your hind-legs forward and begin to walk in a straight line. After a while you lose your balance (small paws) but manage to pivot your body on one paw so that you spin around and then spring off it to land on your back feet. The children laugh and applaud you, but the adults are wide-eyed and silent. You do a little bow.

Suddenly you feel exhausted, it seems higher kinesthetic function has sapped your godly strength (-1 MP). Bend reality further at your peril.

Several more weeks pass. Eve's faith in you grows stronger (Belief up!). Crowds begin to gather around the village to watch your antics. Eve's parents begin charging people to watch. A little routine with flaming hoops and an obstacle course is made. You spend your godly powers entertaining children. Demeaning, yes, but with each day the believers grow. (Believers up!)  They consider Fluffy to be a blessing from a major god, Sumidu, god of wealth, grain and harvest. They begin to advertise you as such, you are little annoyed that Sumidu is getting all the credit, but some of the prayers trickle down to you and you gain some power.

Years pass. Eve is now 12. Fluffy is an adult rabbit. Her family has prospered through your efforts, they believe strongly in you, consider Fluffy a part of their family.

One day the neighboring village, suffering from a year long drought, arm themselves and invade Eve's village. The villagers try to defend their homes...but the stomach-tearing greed of the parents with starving babies, the blood-crazed march of the farmers with fallow land, the awful darkness of desperation, is not that which can be defended against.

Eve's village falls. Her father is slain, along with the rest of the men in the village. Eve and her mother are taken captive as slaves. Eve keeps Fluffy safe and he survives. But you and her are changed, forever. Her, for witnessing the terror humanity is capable of, you, for being powerless to stop it.

(Believers down! Belief down!)

What do you do? 

(( Sorry guys, the law of equality must hold... ))

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FallacyofUrist

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2015, 02:48:05 pm »

Speak to Eve, comfort and guide her. Speech shouldn't be too hard.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2015, 02:49:21 pm »

say

"Child, we must escape, what do you believe I should do"

((I'm asumeing that after these years we have at least enough power for some talking))

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Speak to Eve, comfort and guide her. Speech shouldn't be too hard.
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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2015, 03:31:59 pm »



Speak to Eve, comfort and guide her. Speech shouldn't be too hard.
+1, Begin speaking in tongues in the night

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Re: You Are a Minor God
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2015, 04:05:34 pm »



Speak to Eve, comfort and guide her. Speech shouldn't be too hard.
+1, Begin speaking in tongues in the night

-1 to the tongues at night part. Sounds like a bad idea.
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