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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why  (Read 60625 times)

Amperzand

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #315 on: July 06, 2015, 03:02:32 am »

"It is genuinely remarkable that I have never encountered that use of the word before. Ah well, back to shooting people."
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #316 on: July 08, 2015, 02:20:51 am »

Try to eat the plane.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #317 on: July 13, 2015, 12:49:40 am »

Throw potatoes at GM until he wakes up.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: YOU WANT SOME? I'LL GIVE IT T'YA
« Reply #318 on: July 13, 2015, 08:11:09 am »

Sudden realise the presence of another unicorn through Magical Unicorn Sense(tm). Challenge said unicorn to a duel to determine who is the pointiness of them all!

[3]

You lose the duel, and your dignity.

Lots of dead bodies and rubble. Not much else.
It would appear, given my explorations, that this work is populated by either immobile, soft beings full of red liquid, or hard immobile beings that have jagged edges composed mostly of one material.
Perhaps they simply haven't developed the drive to move, as I have? Perhaps it has not touched their souls in the way that mine was?

It is something to think on, but later. For now I must focus myself on making them mobile, that I might incorporate them into myself.
Pick either the rubble or the corpses, and attempt to form it/them into a more appropriate body for me to fuse into.

[4]

You reforge the basalt into a crude shell for you to live inside, and fuel it with the bodies.

Repair self with the destroyed earth

[1]

Earth is still intact, just mostly abandoned, and the survivors kick your ass out into orbit.

Use luck magic to create a new sun(in the proper place.)

[6]

You are now the sun. Whoops.

ROB THEM BACK, BUT THIS TIME SNAP THEIR NECKS

[2]

You realise only too late they snapped yours first. Damn.

Paint a potato gold and offer it up to the GM.

[3]

nope.avi

Attempt to use my telekinesis to drop traincars on snail and the Gm simultaneously.

[6]

The traincars are punted back, both crushing you like a beetle beneath a tank.

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Realize lemon has been so callously murdered. Use my intense rage to create a new sun.

[5]

Now there are two suns! YAY!

Make Smurfington Irish Potato Soup while rigging the useless plane's nuclear reactor for remote detonation.

[5]

The plane is ready to explode, plus the soup is on point.

Devour the next person who posts
Presumably be devoured. Pity.

[1] VS [2]

You both have a simultaneous seizure, and because magic potato reasons you swap bodies.

A new Badlemons is made.

[4]

You live! Although the two suns in the sky threaten to cook you.

I SEE IF THERE IS ANY OTHER WAY TO RESIST 'IT'

((Its either the overmind, or that agon guy isn't it.))

((way stupider))

[3]

The only other answer is to kill yourself.

"Get off o' me, you mangy mutt!"

Blast bear to smithereens

[5]

Bear is now ash. Plus it dropped a shit ton of gold, because fuck you that's why.

Try to eat the plane.

[5]

Well, that worked surprisingly well. Bit of pilot stuck in your teeth, though.

Throw potatoes at GM until he wakes up.

[5]

fair enough
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #319 on: July 13, 2015, 08:15:25 am »

Gain the power of the sun I created. No one else is using it, so why not?
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #320 on: July 13, 2015, 08:33:37 am »

Head to the doctor's office to get my face looked at.  Continue looking melancholy while sad music is playing in the background.  Hopefully, the doctor will pity me enough to give me my checkup for free.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #321 on: July 13, 2015, 09:31:25 am »

Come back to life because touched by taint. Use my legendary telekinesis to rip the train car apart "desperate times call for desperate measures" and begins to cast the blood blade spell. remember people just because I look like Littlepip does not mean I have the same morals that she does.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #322 on: July 13, 2015, 09:53:27 am »

stop being a planet and be magical forever
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #323 on: July 13, 2015, 10:42:35 am »

Reforge my dignity from the Deep Roots of the Earth with the fires of the False Sun!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #324 on: July 13, 2015, 01:37:35 pm »

Cook the planet!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #325 on: July 13, 2015, 05:38:19 pm »

"Neat."

Grab the gold and continue moving away from the crash site
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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #326 on: July 13, 2015, 05:39:53 pm »

FIND OUT WHO "IT" IS

(Its you, isn't it?)
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #327 on: July 13, 2015, 06:48:15 pm »

Unsnap my neck.
Huttah, motherfuckers.
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Amperzand

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Re: We Are Our Avatars III: Because screw you, that's why
« Reply #328 on: July 22, 2015, 02:11:10 am »

Go looking for the booze-demon resistance fighters.

Also, provide GM with a nice stash of potato-coffee, for sustained awakeness.
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Quote from: smirk
Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com
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