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[Egan_BW]

Logically, if a skull is animated and on fire, it can see. How else would wheel skelingtons be able to steer?
Besides, I have direct damn evidence that skulls can talk. I mean, come ON.

[2]
Apparently your healing ain't no magic at all.

In which case the character that I'm playing is not the one that I made a sheet for, as I cannot see how the following is possible without magic:

Shards or pieces of glass can be used to repair scratches and cracks in the sphere.

Meanwhile, hover near Dave and beatbox to make a soundtrack for the party being thrown in his dreams.

[Xantalos]

DBZ style yelling? I kid, maybe just mentally psyching myself up for the operation or somesuch.

"A skull?"

[Toaster]

"Are there any like me here, I wonder?  Not sure what this dream is, but why not?"

Seek others of my kind.  How do I compare?

[Comrade P.]

- So, um, could you, like, retrieve my human head as a replacement one? I would rather have binocular vision, I got used to it. Not like it's any good on the old shoulders anyway.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Wander into Dave's dream sequence, because why not.

[Yoink]

Wander into Dave's dream sequence, because why not.

Also show up in there. Carrying a keg of dream-beer and a large boombox.

[piecewise]

Slightly comically oversized skull it is! I'm sure any practical concerns can be patched over with sufficient faith and ignorance.

I'm pretty sure someone in the vatican has used that exact line of reasoning at one point or another.
You grab the most threatening looking skull -one with three eyes and two curling ram horns- and bring it over to the deer-man corpse.

Logically, if a skull is animated and on fire, it can see. How else would wheel skelingtons be able to steer?
Besides, I have direct damn evidence that skulls can talk. I mean, come ON.

[2]
Apparently your healing ain't no magic at all.

In which case the character that I'm playing is not the one that I made a sheet for, as I cannot see how the following is possible without magic:

Shards or pieces of glass can be used to repair scratches and cracks in the sphere.

Meanwhile, hover near Dave and beatbox to make a soundtrack for the party being thrown in his dreams.

Let me rephrase that. You have it but it wasn't working.
[6]
This time it works...but it ends up less as a nice smooth covering as a half melted mass of distorted glass, complete with embedded labels from the bottles.

Oh well, better than an exposed brain

DBZ style yelling? I kid, maybe just mentally psyching myself up for the operation or somesuch.

"A skull?"

[2]
You stand perfectly still with a dull expression on your face and an open mouth. The sound of white noise comes from your mouth, like a radio left on and untuned. Your eyes stare blankly into infinity.

"Are there any like me here, I wonder?  Not sure what this dream is, but why not?"

Seek others of my kind.  How do I compare?

You see one like you, but it is much bigger, less cute and doesn't seem to have sapience like you. It chews grass like a bovine and surveys the world with uncomprehending reptilian eyes.

Wander into Dave's dream sequence, because why not.

[4]
You somehow get into Dave's dream sequence, albeit as some kind of tiny  jurassic mammal rather than your glorious hyenaman form. But still, it's something to do while you perhaps slowly expire, or maybe live. Who knows.

Wander into Dave's dream sequence, because why not.

Also show up in there. Carrying a keg of dream-beer and a large boombox.

[no]

[Xantalos]

Xankarvo shakes his head and snaps back to reality.

"My bad, got caught up in the things I've planned for my future omnipotence. So, skull for the head? That'll work probably. Be ready to get John into the deer guy's body cavity."

Make sure Bird and also Bowling Ball Brain are helping me with this thing and are prepared to actually transfer John to the thing. Then use me magic powers to burn out the organs and stuff taking up Johnspace inside the deer guy, and use the power I get from the sacrifice of the dead flesh to fuse the skull to its neck.

[Egan_BW]

Help with the ritual operation as best as possible.

[Toaster]

"Huh... why so much bigger?"

Explore the world!  What wonders can be found?

[MidnightJaguar]

((I can see the operating room now: a serious looking wizard in a track suit stands over a decapitated and now eviscerated man stuffing a running engine into it's chest cavity and cursing, while a misshapen glass wearing a traditional white nurses cap floats various sharp and bloody objects around the operating theater humming a cheery tune to itself. The wizard finishing his work now moves onto the neck of the body motioning for the glass ball to hand him the lump of internal organs pilled on the floor, taking these in his mismatched appendages the viscera spontaneously catches flame and burns to ash, moving very quickly now the wizard snatches a three eyed horned skull from the telekinetic grasp of the ball and mashes it onto the body neck muttering to himself "The only possible side effects we can foresee, John, is some neck stiffness and the fact that you'll have a skull for a head." As he mutters the wizard's hand glows and the skull fuses itself to the neck as the engine revs. The golem known as John stands up))

[Egan_BW]

((That's assuming everything goes well.))

[MidnightJaguar]

((I was tempted to write a fuck up version, but I couldn't think of anything funny for Xan to say))

[Egan_BW]

((You wouldn't need to, because he would be screaming.))

[MidnightJaguar]

((hmm, good point….))

Spoiler: to be used in case of fuckups (click to show/hide)

((I can see the operating room now: a serious looking wizard in a track suit stands over a decapitated and now eviscerated man stuffing a running engine into it's chest cavity and cursing, while a misshapen glass wearing a traditional white nurses cap floats various sharp and bloody objects around the operating theater humming a cheery tune to itself. The wizard finishing his work now moves onto the neck of the body motioning for the glass ball to hand him the lump of internal organs pilled on the floor, taking these in his mismatched appendages the viscera spontaneously catches flame and burns to ash, however the fire does not stop at the nearly consuming these puny offerings, it want's the one who summoned it, the wizard worried at the unexpected intensity of the flames attempts to hurl the burning organs away from him, but finds to his horror that they will not leave his hand he screams as the fire reaches his hand and begins to spread charring his arm to ash and progressing through the rest of the body, the glass sphere's tune changes to a mournful dirge as it watches the fire finish consuming the mage and burn out. Upon the wizards death, the engine in the deer mans chest cavity begins to sputter and finally with a gasping wheeze dies. John and Xan are no more.))