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[AoshimaMichio]

"What is that? What is that? Is it strong?" Ryan is excited.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Hyenakles meets S.T. on the ground.

"Oh, it's you. Gimme that."

[piecewise]

Sebastian pockets his doomsand and hops on down (i.e is lowered down) to greet the newcomer.

I shot myself in the leg with it! He proclaims, quite proudly.

I warned you guys to object. I warned you.

"Try pointing it at the bad guys next time. Does wonders."

The orb lowers itself down to ground level, near Redneck Alligator Santa.

"Hello there! We meet again, I see. Have you found anything interesting out there?"

"Shoot, there's always something interesting out there. Interesting stuff here too. They say everyone who ever got some faith is here. Anyways, you looking fer something? Got some trade for me? Say. wha happened to that other feller. One who bought them bullets from me?"

"What is that? What is that? Is it strong?" Ryan is excited.

"Fairly, I think."

Hyenakles meets S.T. on the ground.

"Oh, it's you. Gimme that."

He hands you back the rifle, grinning broadly.  "Gotta keep a better grip, son."

[Harry Baldman]

"Is that the old Hellmas Cheer I hear?"

Land near our good acquaintance. Spread wings in greeting.

"Hello! How are you? I must say, we've been having a smashing time ourselves."

[Ozarck]

Say
Yeah, like evil trees and stuff. But I showed them, in the end. me and my two faithful steeds over there. They're pretty big, aren't they? Huge, even. Hey! My ears aren't gonna scratch themselves. Get on it! So, I was summoning something out of one of the sand sized figurines here. A minion, if you will. And look! You showed up. Well, done, minion, you re right on time. What treats have you brought me? A festive collar perhaps? A bionic leg? A megaphone?

[wipeout1024]

From atop the Warbeast, Dionne dismounts, and then waves to the man.
"Wait...who the heck is that? I'm Dionne, by the way."

[Xantalos]

"Ah, it's you. Good to see you again. What've you found out in the hells?"

'Sup Santa!

[Toaster]

"Hello there!  Heard of the Most Beautiful?  He blessed me so any water I drink turns into alcohol!  Quite nice!"

Demonstrate.

[Egan_BW]

"Guy who you... Bullets...
...

Hmm.
Oh! Yes! That guy! He's braindead. I could trade him to you, body's still in good shape I think."

Talky.

[piecewise]

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[Xantalos]

I would but I have to think of what could be a present for my family members because I'm afraid that they may say justifiably harsh things regarding me. I'm not sure how I developed into such a fundamentally selfish person.

Or lazy, rather.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Can I eat your heart? Pretty pwease?"

[piecewise]

"Is that the old Hellmas Cheer I hear?"

Land near our good acquaintance. Spread wings in greeting.

"Hello! How are you? I must say, we've been having a smashing time ourselves."

"Fine, fine, how ya do ur'self birdy guy?"

Say
Yeah, like evil trees and stuff. But I showed them, in the end. me and my two faithful steeds over there. They're pretty big, aren't they? Huge, even. Hey! My ears aren't gonna scratch themselves. Get on it! So, I was summoning something out of one of the sand sized figurines here. A minion, if you will. And look! You showed up. Well, done, minion, you re right on time. What treats have you brought me? A festive collar perhaps? A bionic leg? A megaphone?

"I'd be lying if I said I could follow a damn thing you're saying, fella."

From atop the Warbeast, Dionne dismounts, and then waves to the man.
"Wait...who the heck is that? I'm Dionne, by the way."

"Just a trader, plying his trade cross these lonely hells, friend."

"Ah, it's you. Good to see you again. What've you found out in the hells?"

'Sup Santa!

"I'll be, you're that feller that I sold the book to. Expected you'd be incarnating somewhere far from here a while ago. Good fer you, not dying. Ya looking for something in particular?"

"Hello there!  Heard of the Most Beautiful?  He blessed me so any water I drink turns into alcohol!  Quite nice!"

Demonstrate.

How do you demonstrate that?

"Guy who you... Bullets...
...

Hmm.
Oh! Yes! That guy! He's braindead. I could trade him to you, body's still in good shape I think."

Talky.

Is he? I thought he was just dead. He fell off the side of the warbeast, didn't he? Pyro's character?

"Can I eat your heart? Pretty pwease?"

"No, sir, I think I shall have to decline that offer."

[Egan_BW]

((...Pyro? I don't think he was ever in this game, actually. The guy with the blood-powered gun was Comrade P. He was the one who was mostly updating our wiki, which is why half our party still doesn't have character sheets on there. But yeah, pretty sure he never died.

He's also still active in other parts of the forum, so he pretty much just abandoned the game.))

[Ozarck]

Sebastian stands to his full height, on two legs, forepaws placed imperiously on the trader's belly, and looks, nay, stares, into his eyes.

Say
Scratch. My. Ears.
Bring. Me. Presents.
Minion.

((Sebastian is really fun to write for, though he does like to ride the ragged edge of disaster.))