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[Toaster]

"Nope"


Duck and cover!

[AoshimaMichio]

"Ooh, that guy must have eaten a lot to grow so big! I'm jealous!"

[Ozarck]

Stand Proudly on my four foot idol, and stare back at the eye. Absorb all the attention. At last, an audience worthy to gaze briefly upon the edges of my awesomeness.

[Harry Baldman]

"Ooh, that guy must have eaten a lot to grow so big! I'm jealous!"

"You know what they say, little friend - he's huge, that must mean he has huge guts!"

[piecewise]

"Ooh, that guy must have eaten a lot to grow so big! I'm jealous!"

"You know what they say, little friend - he's huge, that must mean he has huge guts!"

[Egan_BW]

"Hey there. Do you have a hand drill I could borrow? For reasons."

Talk to the big ass-hand.

[Xantalos]

"Interesting."

Xankarvo turns to the warbeast.

"Warbeast spirit Xan! Repeat what I say!"

He then turns back to the fucking gigantic cyclops arm.

"Greetings, Mount King! I am Xankarvo, a wizard of considerable might, travelling through these lands on an ongoing quest to seek the First Heaven! I ask but one question: do any of your subjects wish to accompany me on this journey to seek the ultimate fundament?"

Warbeast-assisted talky time.

[wipeout1024]

Dionne finally stops dancing, and runs to take cover

[AoshimaMichio]

"Ooh, that guy must have eaten a lot to grow so big! I'm jealous!"

"You know what they say, little friend - he's huge, that must mean he has huge guts!"

"Really? I don't like guts. Heart tastes better."

[Parisbre56]

((There's really only one thing you can do. *Schwarzenegger voice* Talk to the hand.))

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Resist urge to cower, because there's nowhere to hide. Try to look stoic?

[piecewise]

"Nope"


Duck and cover!

You roll back under the bed.

Resist urge to cower, because there's nowhere to hide. Try to look stoic?

[3]
You stand with your arms crossed and a stoic scowl on your face. Its somewhat undercut by the fact that your knees are knocking and your teeth are chattering.

Dionne finally stops dancing, and runs to take cover

You join The dinosaur under the bed. This is becoming quite the social spot.

"Interesting."

Xankarvo turns to the warbeast.

"Warbeast spirit Xan! Repeat what I say!"

He then turns back to the fucking gigantic cyclops arm.

"Greetings, Mount King! I am Xankarvo, a wizard of considerable might, travelling through these lands on an ongoing quest to seek the First Heaven! I ask but one question: do any of your subjects wish to accompany me on this journey to seek the ultimate fundament?"

Warbeast-assisted talky time.

[6]
You amplify your voice via the warbeast.
"FUCK YOU FIGHT ME."

"Hey there. Do you have a hand drill I could borrow? For reasons."

Talk to the big ass-hand.

[1]
"No, fuck you, fight ME!"

Stand Proudly on my four foot idol, and stare back at the eye. Absorb all the attention. At last, an audience worthy to gaze briefly upon the edges of my awesomeness.

[2]
Frankly, its attention seems to be focused elsewhere.

"Hahahah! Well played, ye giant bastard, well played!"

Step forth and look the mountain in the eye.

"I say! Would you be this Mount King we've been told about, or just one of his brawnier servants? You wear the mountain well in either case!"

Try to establish communication with the large fellow.

[4]
You don't manage to get its full attention, but your shouting does pull its increasingly hostile attention away from Xan and the rest of them. You manage to distract it enough that it does not splat xan and everyone around him. 

[Xantalos]

((WELP))

Back to the warbeast folks, and get that 'escape to the edge of the heaven' note ready. If the hand looks about to squish me, use it.

Spoiler: Xan (click to show/hide)

Name: Xankarvo
Needs: Regular (food, water)
Appearance: Generic Xan template (tall, bald, intense stare, slender)
Good At: Fire
Bad At: Not Being A Dick
Greatest Hope: Omnipotence
Greatest Fear: Irrelevance
Known Alterations: Flint and Steel Teeth, Crab-like Left Arm, Asbestos Hands, Fire Cape (possibly item?)
Known Powers/Abilities: Fire powers - varies depending on rolls/situation, but some common variants:
- Pseudo-fire breath (alcohol ignited via sparks from teeth)
- General fire manipulation (can make existent fire do various things - got fire cape from this
- Sacrificial Healing (can close wounds, reattach limbs, perform major healing, potentially bring back the dead (not tested) with the burning of a proportional amount of flesh, whether self or others)
- Sacrificial Flame Generation (correct me if I'm wrong, piecewise, but I think at one point I burned my fingers off to generate a blast of fire? I think I can probably do something like that.)

Inventory:
- 1 Olive
- 1 Toothpick
- Fancy Pen
- Wizard Robe (black, purple highlights)
- Wizard Tracksuit (same as above)
- Wizard Hat (grey, pointy, wide brim)
- Book about Faith, Godhood, etc
- Lamellar Chestplate
- Notebook
- Voice of the People (fist-sized seashell. Put note in, crush note to have effect written on note)
- Bag of Explosive Crystals - they appear to absorb energy proportional to their size before exploding, probably give sign when they're about to explode

[Egan_BW]

"Fuck youuuuuuu!"

Hit myself on the ground just hard enough to fracture the glass, shove mind-bullet pill into my brain.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Can someone help me with my leg? It hurts and dangles funnily."

"Well, bugger. Don't suppose you could just eat those two idiots as opposed to us all, could you?"

If it doesn't seem like it's in the mood for discussion, grab Ryan and try to glide down to the surface (and if that doesn't work, use Ryan to cushion my fall). Injured limb crew sticks together, them's the rules.

He can carry me down, but I refuse to be his cushion.