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[HavingPhun]

"This does not look like the triple pancake special!"

Try and shoot one of the crystals down with my gun, I need something to light my way. If I am not sucessful, maybe try to find one on the floor, or buried in the sand.

[Flying Dice]

Shout to the person in the train, "You sure you wanna come out? Fuckers are getting bit by snakes left and right out here!"

Get out of the water, move towards the train. If any snakes come too close and I can't avoid them, shoot them. That's a great idea, right?

[Nunzillor]

"S-snakes?  How do I know you're not just saying that to keep me trapped? 

Let's build some trust here.  I'm Eddie.  Who are you?"

[AoshimaMichio]

"I see there's some of you motherfeckers who're none too good with observational learning!"

Bite this snake in half as well if it's still latched on. In fact, bite it in half even if it isn't. Ain't no bad times to bite snakes in half.

[Biting: 5]
Beware the Most Noble Arthurian Monks! They bite back hard! You grab its head still stuck in your arm and throw it over your shoulder.

This is a nightmare.  What have I done to deserve this?

Find emergency exit panel.  Use laptop backlight to illuminate emergency instructions.  Follow instructions and open emergency exit.

[Search: 3]
This... is probably it? Some plastic plaque appears to be on wall but someone in outside is shining light right into your eyes so you can't read it.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
Apply first aid to myself and then rush over to help the man.

[First-aid: 1]
Hmm, anti-poison is derived from actual poison, right? So you need to apply more poison into the bite wound. You steal head of torn snake form the monk, sink its teeths deep into your leg and pump more poison in. That should do it.

Shout to the person in the train, "You sure you wanna come out? Fuckers are getting bit by snakes left and right out here!"

Get out of the water, move towards the train. If any snakes come too close and I can't avoid them, shoot them. That's a great idea, right?

You take few steps and stop next to large tree near the train. The mound it is growing from seems to be surrounded by tins. As you wave your flashlight around you spot source of talking cat noises on top of the train. A large bird with pink wings and white head. Long bill that widens at tip into kind of spatula-like shape.
[Zoology: 3]
Stork? No, but probably related.

Shooting snakes is a brilliant idea, but snake infestation seems to be focused on outer edge of the cave.

"This does not look like the triple pancake special!"

Try and shoot one of the crystals down with my gun, I need something to light my way. If I am not sucessful, maybe try to find one on the floor, or buried in the sand.

[Small guns: 3]
Crystal cracks but doesn't fall.
[Small guns: 4]
A fist sized piece falls down. It doesn't seem to have and dangerously sharp edges so you can hold it without touble. It keeps glowing, but unlike the ones still in ceiling, it doesn't pulse anymore.



Harry Baldman - Brother Marcel
Flying Dice - Jack Fenway
HavingPhun - Joe Smith
Kevak - Sir Lucifer the Fourtysixth
Nunzillor - Eddie Johnson
wipeout1024 - Martita Sanchez-Rios

[HavingPhun]

"What a nice crystal... I think I'll name you Wilson!"

Follow the train tracks with Wilson lighting the way. Sing a few songs with Wilson.

[Harry Baldman]

"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, SNAKES? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA BITE A MONK IN THE LIMBS!"

Attempt a brief round of Arthurian Tai Chi to get all the negative energy of the possibly dangerous venom out of myself.

[Nunzillor]

This isn't working.  It's time to apply www.karate4u.com Sensei Hank's teachings.

Flying front-kick one of the train's windows, shattering it.

[ATHATH]

"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, SNAKES? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA BITE A MONK IN THE LIMBS!"

Attempt a brief round of Arthurian Tai Chi to get all the negative energy of the possibly dangerous venom out of myself.

Clearly, they must bite you in the torso.

[wipeout1024]

Correct my mistake.

[AoshimaMichio]

Spoiler: I found this while googling around (click to show/hide)

[Flying Dice]

Jack notes Joe's great idea and tucks it away for later.

Try to open the train doors.

[AoshimaMichio]

"What a nice crystal... I think I'll name you Wilson!"

Follow the train tracks with Wilson lighting the way. Sing a few songs with Wilson.

Wilson does its best to enlighten your way, but its big brothers on ceiling outshine it greatly most of the time. By estimating direction of rails as they disappear under sand dune you decide direction and start walking.

New skill: Singing: [5] Specialist.
[Singing: 4]
You sing merry traveling song with Wilson while walking. You probably could record it and sell under fake name for good money. After about half kilometers later you come across a dog. It appears to be an adult german shephard.

"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, SNAKES? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA BITE A MONK IN THE LIMBS!"

Attempt a brief round of Arthurian Tai Chi to get all the negative energy of the possibly dangerous venom out of myself.

New skill: Martial arts: [1] Misinformed.
[Martial arts: 2]
Negative energy? What's that? You slacked almost all classes so no techniques come into mind.

This isn't working.  It's time to apply www.karate4u.com Sensei Hank's teachings.

Flying front-kick one of the train's windows, shattering it.

New skill: Martial arts: [1] Misinformed.
[Martial arts: 1]
Your pitiful attempt for flying kick ends with your nuts on edge of train seat.
[1]
"***** Hank's ***** lessons didn't ******** cover this!!"
While rolling on the floor writhing in pain you think you might be eunuch now.

Correct my mistake.

[First aid: 2]
What mistake? No mistakes or medical malpractice here.

Jack notes Joe's great idea and tucks it away for later.

Try to open the train doors.

Based on copious amount of swearing thThe guy inside apparently tried to do something and failed badly.

New skill: Mechanics: [1] Misinformed.
[Mechanics: 3]
You can't see any easy way to open the door other than brute force.
[4]
After heavy puffing you manage to push doors apart and shed some light inside. There's a fat man rolling on floor amongst broken skeletons and mummies.


Harry Baldman - Brother Marcel
Flying Dice - Jack Fenway
HavingPhun - Joe Smith
Kevak - Sir Lucifer the Fourtysixth
Nunzillor - Eddie Johnson
wipeout1024 - Martita Sanchez-Rios

[~Neri]

Figure out what is happening.

[AoshimaMichio]

Figure out what is happening.

You are sitting in the plane that is fused with tunnel walls, next to open emergency escape hatch. Two people down in the tunnel are poisoning themselves with rattlesnakes and biting them in half. We have now one self inflicted eunuch in nearby train. And extremely talented, but sightly insane and armed, singer having close encounter with a wild dog.

But you can only know about the first two. Only light source is down in the tunnel in hands of Flying Dice.

[~Neri]

Look around for useful things.