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Ravendas

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Re: Is this a joke?
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 07:14:00 am »

Yes, tantruming dwarves assault other dwarves. There is a happy thought from starting fistfights, and from throwing things. So they can be dangerous.

I once had a tantruming woodcutter kick a dog and chop a baby in half. He got some pretty big jail time for that.

My funniest insanity thing was a melancholy dwarf. After a long period of crawling around naked, babbling, and not eating or drinking, he jumped off the bridge into the water, swam around for a moment, then died. What did he die of?

Thirst

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Teh Dwarf Chunk

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Re: Is this a joke?
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 05:49:00 pm »

maybe u should keep him happy?
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Zomg

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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2007, 09:19:00 pm »

If you want to see something silly, leave a few stacks of non-currency coins around in high-traffic areas (bronze coins, iron coins, et cetera). That's a stack of 500 items, and if a tantruming dwarf picks it up he'll throw dozens of coins around. If he happens to keep it up until he gets some significant throwing skill things will get gory.
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utunnels

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Re: Is this a joke?
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2007, 12:21:00 am »

Kadol Othlibash, Jeweler cancels Strange Mood: Went insane.
Kadol Othlibash, Jeweler has gone berserk!
Aban Likotshalig, Peasant cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Jeweler.

Then the jeweler attacked a war dog, and quickly got killed.

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The troglodyte head shakes The Troglodyte around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!

Risen Asteshdakas, Ghostly Recruit has risen and is haunting the fortress!

Pitchblack

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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2007, 11:33:00 am »

utunnels you should make wider hallways or dwarfs will slow down when you get more than 1 in the hallway as one dwarf must lay down for the other to pass..

[ August 11, 2007: Message edited by: Pitchblack ]

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utunnels

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Re: Is this a joke?
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2007, 11:28:00 pm »

Yes the traffic is busy all the time. Maybe I can remove all these workshops.
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Darkchampion

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« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2007, 09:12:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Ravendas:
<STRONG>
My funniest insanity thing was a melancholy dwarf. After a long period of crawling around naked, babbling, and not eating or drinking, he jumped off the bridge into the water, swam around for a moment, then died. What did he die of?

Thirst</STRONG>


rofl

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