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Author Topic: Confronted by a dog  (Read 47651 times)

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2015, 12:42:50 am »

The only thing I can thin of a cavy and a llama is that both are from Peru, maybe this necromancer was an Inca something? I don't know that much about Inca mythology, but they probably had something similar to necromancers or gods of death.

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2015, 06:32:42 am »

Wow I can't believe this is still going!

Alright! So I decided to return to the forsaken town and examine the aftermath...

As you can see, the town is still rife with patrols. I couldn't imagine what the guards intend to protect, almost the entire town has been reduced to rubble and ruins. The only structure that remains is the keep.


The local temple had not been spared from the iron fist of the animals. The paved floors which had once lined the cornerstone of this crumbling town has been reduced to mud. I can only imagine the animals intend to horde their litter over the ruins as a sign of dominance to the remaining locals. However the streets, houses and markets lay completely barren.


Damn! I've been spotted by the guards! They threaten no mercy as they furrow about in the dirt.


I swiftly and bravely fled in similar fashion to a certain Sir Robin, I had arrived at the keep.
I decided to climb atop one of the battlements in order to survey the area. Within moments I found myself surrounded.

One of the previous guards lay dead amongst the unforgiving horde.

In my attempt to escape I met with the leader of the resistance, however by the time I had came he had descended into madness.

The war leader recounted over and over again the horrific invasion which had reduced his kind to take the place of animals in the wild.

Devastated by what he had discovered, my adventurer joined the war leader in madness and eventually succumbed to starvation.

The animals may have one the battle... but not the war!
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2015, 03:54:00 pm »

Wow I can't believe this is still going!

Alright! So I decided to return to the forsaken town and examine the aftermath...

As you can see, the town is still rife with patrols. I couldn't imagine what the guards intend to protect, almost the entire town has been reduced to rubble and ruins. The only structure that remains is the keep.


The local temple had not been spared from the iron fist of the animals. The paved floors which had once lined the cornerstone of this crumbling town has been reduced to mud. I can only imagine the animals intend to horde their litter over the ruins as a sign of dominance to the remaining locals. However the streets, houses and markets lay completely barren.


Damn! I've been spotted by the guards! They threaten no mercy as they furrow about in the dirt.


I swiftly and bravely fled in similar fashion to a certain Sir Robin, I had arrived at the keep.
I decided to climb atop one of the battlements in order to survey the area. Within moments I found myself surrounded.

One of the previous guards lay dead amongst the unforgiving horde.

In my attempt to escape I met with the leader of the resistance, however by the time I had came he had descended into madness.

The war leader recounted over and over again the horrific invasion which had reduced his kind to take the place of animals in the wild.

Devastated by what he had discovered, my adventurer joined the war leader in madness and eventually succumbed to starvation.

The animals may have one the battle... but not the war!

Only in Dwarf Fortress! :P
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2015, 04:27:13 pm »

Bumber's Law of Forum Quotes: The length of a reply is inversely proportional to the length of the quote block preceding it.

I notice this with disturbing regularity on a number of forums.

(Corollary: When one quotes a very large OP post, the reply will invariably be to say something like 'nice', 'cool', or '+1 support'.)
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2015, 04:34:46 pm »

Put a one-line suggestion on the other hand :P
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2015, 04:35:53 pm »

Put a one-line suggestion on the other hand :P
Especially if the suggestion is the single word "title".
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2015, 05:00:30 pm »

Put a one-line suggestion on the other hand :P
Especially if the suggestion is the single word "title".
Then Footkerchief quotes you on every point in human history where someone has mentioned that thing.
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2015, 07:00:29 pm »

Absolutely speechless

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2015, 08:01:11 pm »

I just want to sig everything in this thread.
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2015, 08:40:49 pm »

I can imagine that goose kicking down the door to a tavern and honking furiously before picking up a mug of sewer brew.
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2015, 09:01:24 pm »

I can imagine that goose kicking down the door to a tavern and honking furiously before picking up a mug of sewer brew.

After 5 minutes and a red pen, our hero HARD GOOSE is born.

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2015, 09:03:23 pm »

Some 8/8 work there. You should stick that on a surface that vaguely resembles a wall. I wish I could draw fanart of dumb things like that, then everyone would love me *grumble grumble*
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2015, 10:59:14 pm »

I can imagine that goose kicking down the door to a tavern and honking furiously before picking up a mug of sewer brew.

After 5 minutes and a red pen, our hero HARD GOOSE is born.

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I heartchu Graknorke, wanna come over for some pizza and netflix?
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2015, 07:36:02 am »

THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2015, 10:25:08 am »

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