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Author Topic: Confronted by a dog  (Read 30110 times)

kontako

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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #75 on: October 03, 2015, 01:35:53 am »

"Elephant King, Urist, has mandated the construction of adamantine warhammers"

Personally I think the elves are to blame for the strange behaviour of the animals.
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"Confederacy of Businesses"?! By Armok's Blood! These Communist animals are CAPITALISTS!
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Re: Confronted by a dog
« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2015, 02:24:39 am »

"Elephant King, Urist, has mandated the construction of adamantine warhammers"

Personally I think the elves are to blame for the strange behaviour of the animals.
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Injured Party: Urist, Elephant King.

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