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pikorge

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You are the evo ape.
« on: July 02, 2015, 06:08:42 am »

Alright. I know I'm not as good as kitten snot, but I wanna try something that's inspired by his story yapz aka you are patient zero.
First of, you must chose an specimen from the ape family.
Crossbreeding is allowed but keep it simple and try explaining how it looks, Drawings or photo's helps greatly.
You may choose age and/or gender.
Now, I want to grow in what little writing skills I have so feedback is welcome.
So, make the call and let's hope this turns out well without too much writing errors.  ;)

Edit : throughout the story you will evolve ( hence the name) and become different as a side-effect from evolving.
Evolving can lean to human skills, ape skills or weird power. Edit : I'm going to make a list for the perks that chosen, could be chose or if the perks are options for later in the game. Ideas are appreciated but don't be disappointment if it won't appear.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2015, 06:44:02 am »

What is this? What's going on? Are we a science experiment or something? Is this just a monkey simulator? What's the gameplay? What will we do?
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2015, 07:11:13 am »

We are a science experiment.
Stuck in a cage in a lab, and we want to get away from the needles.
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2015, 07:24:18 am »

We're a gibbon!
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2015, 02:50:36 pm »

The sounds of birds.
The beautiful flora of the jungle.
The chittering of your brothers and sisters while they play with one another.
And at last, the most important thing at the moment.
Fresh, yellow banana's, You are very hungry.
They're hanging on the branches, calling you to eat them while you climb up there.
The moment's perfect. You sit on a branch, pluck a banana and peel it quickly.
However, just when the yummy fruit was to go to its destination, your mouth, everything starts to blur.
The sky above becomes dark, all the trees and gibbons disappear and gets replaced by a dark room.
You're still holding something, but it's not the banana dammit!
It's a steel bar.
You open your eyes and sit upright while wiping the drool off your muzzle.
You sit there, in despair to begin your routine day.
Your eyes are blinded by the light that shoots on from that fake sun those hairless apes like to turn on and off.
Hey there you little pain in the butt!
A fat man stepped inside with white-ish fur thing you forgot the name of around his upper body while his lower body had a black fur thingy.
Brown fur lays loose on his head, you know it's loose and not real cause you took it and ate it once.
Costed you a days worth of food but it was worth the laugh.
Another hairless ape followed his ally, he had grey hair, well, everywhere on his face and also the same fur patterns as the other one.
Also had this weird thing called "glasses" on his nose, really big, funny ones.
Alright Carl. Inject this into his anus will you? I know it smells but I'm allergic.
Said the grey one to the other.
He signs, then yanks the syringe out of the other mans hand and heads to your cage. (just so you know, the ceiling en floor are also bars just to annoy you more)
Allergic, my ass He mutters under his breath.
This is the last straw. No ones gonna stab you in the butt with THAT if you can help it!

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2015, 02:57:36 pm »

Drop kick him right in the face
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2015, 03:37:22 pm »

Just plain out rip into his throat.
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2015, 03:38:24 pm »

Just plain out rip into his throat.
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2015, 07:58:49 am »

You back away further in the cage, preparing your next move while he unlocks the door.
The cage is more then big enough for the both of you to stand upright and wide enough for a gorilla to lay down.
Speaking of which, you jump, with a foot forward, and manage to hit your opponent against  his chest, making him wobble out of the doorway of your cage. ( ROLL 8 )
immediately after landing you jump again, this time for his throat, but his reflexes aren't as sloppy as you'd like and he blocks your attack with a fist to the snout. ( ROLL 6 )
 You land on the ground again and stand on your hind legs while looking at Carl, who steps to you while grinning like he's winning.
Had enough? Stupid monkey?
Hell no!

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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2015, 10:36:59 am »

RIP HIS BALLS OFF.
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2015, 03:31:33 pm »

You've had enough of this dickhead laughing at your misery when you get struck by inspiration.
The laughing fit of your enemy ceased quickly when he felt something very unpredictable and painful.
You squeezing his scrotum with one of those long arms of yours. ( ROLL 10)
Luckily for the man he had his fun last time or else it would've spilled all in his pants.
he starts to whimper while you go for a sliding kick, still holding the poor sod's manhood, and hit him against the legs.
He topples over while screaming from the pain and you let go just in time to not get hit by his fattynes. (ROLL 15)
You go out that forsaken room into a hallway and skedaddle as fast as you can.
While escaping, you hear Carl raging.
GET BACK HERE YOU ROTTING EXCUSE FOR A SIMIAN!!
Yeeeah, never.
Running out of the door in a alley, you go left over an wooden wall, making sure Carl will have a hard time catching up.
As you're some streets further and you found a hiding place in a bin, you can't help but wonder where the other guy went.
No matter, you're free, at last so, what to do next?

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Yourmaster, sorry if you wanted to see some blood and gore but I the rolls weren't in our favor.
Don't worry though, we're probably gonna have more chances. ;)

 


 
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2015, 03:30:04 pm »

After 10 minutes of hiding you decide that they didn't follow or couldn't find you.
You climb out of your stinking hiding place and eat 1 of the fly's for a quick snack.
You start to go out of the alley when you start to feel strange.
You try to ignore the feeling when you smell something good.
There, on the other side of the road, stands a building with some apartments.
One of the balconies from the second floor has an apple cake cooling off.
There's still place in your belly and who knows when you get the chance to steal a fresh baked cake again.
On the other hand, how big is the risk of getting caught? 

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The strange feeling is an evolving process.
You have the choice towards human or primates. There will always be some strange perk you can choose just for the heck of it.

Sharper claws ( ape)
tail (ape)
intelligence increase (human)
need for clothes (human)
Shooting webs for mobility (random shit)
You can choose one perk, also tell what to do.


 
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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2015, 07:48:21 pm »

Intelligence boost, also get dat pie.
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2015, 12:32:53 pm »

You have chosen to give your IQ a growing spurt.
But how are you gonna get by the pie?
The second floor is to high to just jump so...
 

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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2015, 03:09:09 pm »

You look around for anything you can use to get by the pie.
You get lucky and see a tree close by the apartment.
When the coast is clear ( you're kinda paranoid due to the fact you were stolen from your home AND experimented  on) you cross the street.
You climb up the tree and, once you are high enough, manage to jump on the balcony with little trouble (being a monkey and all).
You take your delicious prize and jump back to the branch.
You hang from the branch with one arm and release yourself on the ground.
Just when you want to go hide and eat your cake/pie, whatever, you hear some woman yelling.
JOSH!!!
yes honey? It is quieter thanks to distance, but you can still hear him clearly.
What did you do with the pie?
What do you mean?
Josh asks confused.
Don't play innocent on me Joshua Fossil! The pie is gone! And it's not like a monkey would have come and taken it. So where is it?
You snicker while hearing the man's protests and decide you better leave before you get in trouble.
Hey you. Get back here!
Some guy with a butcher's knife yells at you.
No one's jumping in my thrash and gets away with.
You're sure he didn't see that and are hereby hurt that he directly accuses you (even though you did jump into his thrash.)
You decide to run down the street, still holding the pie with one hand, wich slows you down but you're still faster.
After taking a whiff of yourself you start to realise how he knew of your bin jump.
So you're a stinking gibbon with an apple pie who's on the run from an angry, strong looking, butcher with a sharp looking axe in his hand.
How to escape from this akward situation?
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Didn't saw THAT coming did ya?


 
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