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[poketwo]

Welcome to GLORIOUS BORDER CONTROL RTD!

You are an GLORIOUS IMMIGRATION OFFICER in charge of the OBVIOUS OPPRESSIVE COMMUNIST COUNTRY WITH MUCH PROPAGANDA checkpoint at EAST BERLIN ANALOG! The labor lottery has chosen you to check the papers of the people going through the checkpoint! It is newly opened after the war with KOLECHIA ANALOG had ended in the peace of EAST BERLIN ANALOG! Now, go sort through those papers, OBVIOUS OPPRESSIVE COMMUNIST COUNTRY WITH MUCH PROPAGANDA  ian!

Rules:
1: A line of people will come seeking to stay, go through, or visit a family member in OBVIOUS OPPRESSIVE COMMUNIST COUNTRY WITH MUCH PROPAGANDA. You sort their papers and either approve or deny them in! The amount of people processed will determine your pay for the day.

2: If you let the wrong people in, you get a citation that will penalize you. There are 2 warnings, followed up by a 5 dollar fine.

3: There are 12 "turns" in a day at the booth. You have a family to take care of as well. If you do not, well.......There are laws in place for that particular thing in OBVIOUS OPPRESSIVE COMMUNIST COUNTRY WITH MUCH PROPAGANDA.

Now go and have fun!

Also, Glory to  OBVIOUS OPPRESSIVE COMMUNIST COUNTRY WITH MUCH PROPAGANDA!

[FallacyofUrist]

You've forgotten something.

Glory to Arstarshka!

[poketwo]

You've forgotten something.

Glory to Arstarshka!

Nononononononnono! That is pronounced "Arstotzka" not  Arstarshka!

[FallacyofUrist]

HOW IS THIS AN RTD?

GLORY TO MOSKURG!

[poketwo]

HOW IS THIS AN RTD?

GLORY TO MOSKURG!

Stop shouting tiger fuckers!

Anyways, the rtd is a homage to CERTAIN POPULAR GAME WITH THE PAPERS, as it is a border control game in a communist country. I, the gm send wondrous people to go to  OBVIOUS OPPRESSIVE COMMUNIST COUNTRY WITH MUCH PROPAGANDA, and it starts off simple yet rules get introduced in game!

[FallacyofUrist]

(You roll a one. You fail to recognize that the person is a secret agent. Hilarity ensues.)

[poketwo]

(You roll a one. You fail to recognize that the person is a secret agent. Hilarity ensues.)

I shall be using a table for this one, for what is obvious and not.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Arrive at my GLORIOUS position, singing a parody of the moskurgian national anthem, which makes fun of moskurgians by calling them tiger fuckers several times.

[Shaporia]

Shuffle a deck of cards with a GLORIOUS GENERIC COMMUNIST LOGO^tm imprinted on them. Wait for people to try and pass through.

[Pavellius]

Act normal. When time is right, enact my secret capitalist plan.

[Yourmaster]

CHOOOOOOOCCCCCALLLLLLLLLLOTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CONVERT MY POST INTO A CHOCOLATE SALES POST.

[Nunzillor]

Be Kolechia-analoguan spy!  Prepare to sabotage this border post as I await the first immigrants.

[H4zardZ1]

MaKe It RaIn CoAl

[Andres]

Be an Arstotzkan border guard.