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The fortress's situation is looking increasingly unsalvageable. What do?

Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn
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Author Topic: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- The End(?)  (Read 378800 times)

The Master

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1800 on: June 22, 2016, 04:51:22 pm »

Gonna have my first entry up in a day or so! I'm going to a convention that runs from the 24th to the 27th, so I'll be pretty busy during that time. I don't think I'll be able to play during that time.
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« Reply #1801 on: June 22, 2016, 04:53:24 pm »

Gonna have my first entry up in a day or so! I'm going to a convention that runs from the 24th to the 27th, so I'll be pretty busy during that time. I don't think I'll be able to play during that time.

Schweet. Thanks for the heads-up.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1802 on: June 22, 2016, 06:29:50 pm »

Gonna have my first entry up in a day or so! I'm going to a convention that runs from the 24th to the 27th, so I'll be pretty busy during that time. I don't think I'll be able to play during that time.

Schweet. Thanks for the heads-up.

It just kind of hit me how terrifying the following sentence is:
Gonna have my first entry up in a day or so!

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1803 on: June 24, 2016, 10:43:47 am »

I didn't have time, sorry! When I get back, expect a lot of content! I promise it'll be worth the weight.
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« Reply #1804 on: June 24, 2016, 01:41:02 pm »

I didn't have time, sorry! When I get back, expect a lot of content! I promise it'll be worth the weight.

As long as you get something up within a week, I'm good.
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« Reply #1805 on: June 26, 2016, 07:57:12 am »

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1807 on: June 26, 2016, 07:59:51 pm »

Convention is over! Intro post will be up tomorrow between morning to afternoon!
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« Reply #1808 on: June 26, 2016, 08:20:04 pm »

Convention is over! Intro post will be up tomorrow between morning to afternoon!
CARNAGE!
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1809 on: June 27, 2016, 09:15:37 am »

Part of me suspects he's played his year over and over in an attempt to kill this fort and finally surrendered.
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« Reply #1810 on: June 27, 2016, 12:46:07 pm »

Part of me suspects he's played his year over and over in an attempt to kill this fort and finally surrendered.
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« Reply #1811 on: June 27, 2016, 01:40:56 pm »

Prologue:

Well, I'm here. I have no idea what I'm looking at. The migrant party I came with were doing nothing but raving about how incredible this place is supposed to be. A utopia, they called it. Sprawling as far as the eye can see, they said that Clobbermountains is an impenetrable fortress that shall never fall as long as our race yet lives. Now, as I take my first steps into this place, I know that everything I've ever heard was a lie. This place isn't incredible. It isn't a utopia. It's certainly sprawling, but not in the way you'd hope. As for impenetrable, maybe in the sense that you could never find your way in or out without a guide!

When I signed for the migrant party at The Mountain and saw the road we'd be taking, I almost turned back immediately. It wasn't because I saw a dusty and forgotten trail full of monsters and danger. No, I'm used to that. What I saw instead was... nothing. No trees, no grass, not even a bird in the sky. It was as if everything packed up and left to hide from something unfathomable.

At the time, I thought I was just being paranoid. We dwarves have cleared out countless paths over the years. The place I was going to was highly regarded as one of the best fortresses in all the land. "Everything would be fine", I told myself. Of course, all my fears came back full force when we arrived.

What is this place, really? Who built it? Why? And more importantly, how? All of these questions and more are swimming through my head faster than I can comprehend them.

This isn't what I signed up for.


Next update will be very soon and have pictures. It'll focus on our yet unnamed protagonist who's only just coming to grips with this place. His gradual decent into madness will be a big plot point as time goes on.
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« Reply #1812 on: June 28, 2016, 12:04:57 pm »

Update incoming! Should be up in just a few hours!
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« Reply #1813 on: June 28, 2016, 12:05:44 pm »

Oh boy...
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« Reply #1814 on: June 28, 2016, 08:33:37 pm »

Gonna be delayed for just a few more hours. At worst it'll be up tomorrow morning. Got busy with work!
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