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The fortress's situation is looking increasingly unsalvageable. What do?

Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn
Keep going and see what happens
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Author Topic: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- The End(?)  (Read 372675 times)

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1830 on: July 01, 2016, 12:19:47 pm »

Alright, I should have the first canon update done by late tonight.

I'm told you can make CARNAGE with a cannon ....

I'll show myself out
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1831 on: July 01, 2016, 05:16:55 pm »

Here's an except from the update.

It's getting quite stuffy in here. I don't think we've had fresh air down here in awhile. Open the front door!
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1832 on: July 01, 2016, 05:24:04 pm »

Wait a moment, are you trying to let the surface horrors in, or the fortress horrors out?
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1833 on: July 01, 2016, 05:24:37 pm »

Wait a moment, are you trying to let the surface horrors in, or the fortress horrors out?
Yes.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1834 on: July 01, 2016, 07:45:18 pm »

Carnage?
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1835 on: July 01, 2016, 08:12:23 pm »

Wait a moment, are you trying to let the surface horrors in, or the fortress horrors out?
Yes.

Wouldn't that cause-

Oh you FIEND. A horror-antihorror explosion would not only level the place, it would bring in an age of emptiness.

Go into the raws and add serves on break to the dwarfs so when they get ripped apart by spawn they can be isolated into all their component bits.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1836 on: July 01, 2016, 08:29:41 pm »

....
Carnage.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1837 on: July 01, 2016, 09:49:27 pm »

Work devoured me today, didn't have enough written. Good news though, the fort is fucked! :D
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1838 on: July 01, 2016, 10:06:49 pm »

Work devoured me today, didn't have enough written. Good news though, the fort is fucked! :D

Define fucked. Are we regular fucked, or are we Battlefailed levels of fuck?

Is the fort actually still standing, or did it crumble to its end.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1839 on: July 01, 2016, 10:13:44 pm »

Work devoured me today, didn't have enough written. Good news though, the fort is fucked! :D

Define fucked. Are we regular fucked, or are we Battlefailed levels of fuck?

Is the fort actually still standing, or did it crumble to its end.
It's still standing.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1840 on: July 01, 2016, 10:17:30 pm »

I'd normally say business as usual for this fort, but given who's at the helm, at this point I feel compelled to ask if any dwarfs are still alive cause ...

Looking forward to your update. I want to see how over the top you went.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1842 on: July 02, 2016, 07:44:34 pm »

This is so embarrassing, but where is the door keeping all the death outside?

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1843 on: July 02, 2016, 08:08:56 pm »

Before anyone replies...

Are we sure we want to gives him that information, this has potential for great CARNAGE and fort fallage...

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1844 on: July 02, 2016, 08:11:25 pm »

Nevermind I figured it out! I just dug upward until dirt stopped appearing!
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