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The fortress's situation is looking increasingly unsalvageable. What do?

Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn
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Author Topic: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- The End(?)  (Read 379137 times)

NCommander

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1845 on: July 02, 2016, 11:34:33 pm »
Quote from: The Master on July 02, 2016, 08:11:25 pm
Nevermind I figured it out! I just dug upward until dirt stopped appearing!

So you hit the aquifer?

Carnage?[color]
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Fucking hell man, you aren't just getting the short end of the stick, you're being beaten with it.
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Is your plan really to flush water into hell, and have the CARP marines fight them without threat of flame or disease?  If so, you are awesome, and one of the greatest DF military visionaries I've seen yet ( not that I've seen that many, or any, for that matter )

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1846 on: July 03, 2016, 04:11:21 am »
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1847 on: July 03, 2016, 08:02:34 pm »
Writing up my new entry now. Sorry for taking my sweet ass time. Life always gets in the way. I should have it up late tonight or tomorrow morning!
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1848 on: July 03, 2016, 11:48:30 pm »
....carnage?
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1849 on: July 04, 2016, 10:17:48 am »
Eating a burger made of blood then i'm gonna work on the update and have it out in just an hour or two! Stay tuned folks. You won't want to miss what's coming next.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1850 on: July 04, 2016, 10:32:37 am »
I regret to inform you all that Mr. Furg and a confused tourist were brutally murdered by a forgotten beast. They will not be missed, as I have no idea who they are, especially the tourist.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1851 on: July 04, 2016, 11:14:08 am »
The doors are open. They come. The end is neigh.
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1852 on: July 04, 2016, 12:48:53 pm »
The actual write up is going to be magnificently horrific and stupid, I can already tell.

I approve.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1853 on: July 04, 2016, 08:35:55 pm »
I had to entertain guests today. Frog probably wants to strangle me for taking so long to get out my first update at this point. Sorry! It will be soon!
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1854 on: July 04, 2016, 08:52:14 pm »
Quote from: The Master on July 04, 2016, 08:35:55 pm
I had to entertain guests today. Frog probably wants to strangle me for taking so long to get out my first update at this point. Sorry! It will be soon!

No, I'm fine. You still have three days before the strangling shall commence.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1855 on: July 04, 2016, 10:07:28 pm »
Important message from President Obama himself about the state of the fort! http://sendvid.com/i0ia96ew
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1856 on: July 04, 2016, 10:44:50 pm »
Quote from: The Master on July 04, 2016, 10:07:28 pm
Important message from President Obama himself about the state of the fort! http://sendvid.com/i0ia96ew

> Not lovingly hand-crafted from CD-i Zelda clips

OAH! Take him away!

E: Also thank you for reminding me that talkobamato.me exists, gonna go waste 30 minutes of my life
« Last Edit: July 04, 2016, 10:47:32 pm by Mr Frog »
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1857 on: July 04, 2016, 10:55:42 pm »
Quote from: Mr Frog on July 04, 2016, 10:44:50 pm
Quote from: The Master on July 04, 2016, 10:07:28 pm
Important message from President Obama himself about the state of the fort! http://sendvid.com/i0ia96ew

> Not lovingly hand-crafted from CD-i Zelda clips

OAH! Take him away!


Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!


Also @The Master: In all seriousness, what's the likelihood of the fortress being destroyed by the end of your turn? Considering signing up for a turn but if it's not gonna survive the next three... '^^
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1858 on: July 04, 2016, 11:10:23 pm »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on July 04, 2016, 10:55:42 pm
Quote from: Mr Frog on July 04, 2016, 10:44:50 pm
Quote from: The Master on July 04, 2016, 10:07:28 pm
Important message from President Obama himself about the state of the fort! http://sendvid.com/i0ia96ew

> Not lovingly hand-crafted from CD-i Zelda clips

OAH! Take him away!


Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!

After he's sentence-mixed an entire fortress update -- then we can talk about mercy!

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Also @The Master: In all seriousness, what's the likelihood of the fortress being destroyed by the end of your turn? Considering signing up for a turn but if it's not gonna survive the next three... '^^

Well, considering that there is now apparently a direct line between the demons and our dwarves, aka a situation we've been carefully avoiding for about 10 in-game years :V :V :V

Want me to throw you onto the turn list anyways, if only for decorative purposes?
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Things Are As Bad As They Seem
« Reply #1859 on: July 04, 2016, 11:24:11 pm »
Let me put this into an example you can all understand. I want you to play a game of Russian roulette, but with a twist. Instead of putting one bullet into the revolver, put all six. Now put the gun into your mouth, pointed upward, and pull the trigger. What are the odds of survival?
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
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