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The fortress's situation is looking increasingly unsalvageable. What do?

Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #870 on: October 28, 2015, 01:31:57 am »

i meant invaders. :v

btw, I managed to breed fowl in the solid gold nestboxes at the farm.  several kinds, I think ducks and peacock?
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #871 on: October 28, 2015, 01:52:18 am »

i meant invaders. :v

btw, I managed to breed fowl in the solid gold nestboxes at the farm.  several kinds, I think ducks and peacock?

Good. If all else fails, we can try to placate the Spawn with offerings of poultry.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #872 on: October 28, 2015, 02:21:52 am »

The spire's locating was my doing, I shall confess.

I can't get too angry about this, since I did do some prelimary exploratory mining before starting the fort to make sure our biome had iron, but still



I got my eye on you, bro

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #873 on: October 28, 2015, 02:40:27 am »

Mr Frog's estimate is very accurate. We have few soldiers, and those who survived are the lazy ones who slept through the sieges, or were knocked out by the screams in the beginning. Out of 80+ fighters, we have about 20 left, half unconscious and the other half injured.

As for the spawn numbers, that screenshot near the end was taken after the army had fallen.  That would be 61 spawn. We killed... 4 of them? No matter what we do, we aren't getting an army up that can deal with them in order to reach the next banshees. Even by drafting every single dude in this fortress. The good news is that the children, despite being absurdly worthless, provide targets for the scream, meaning we may have a way of buying more time for the SPIREGATE by burrowing all the useless little kids on the top level of the fortress while the adults work deep below.

I have another plan, tho, that I shall put in motion while I wait for water to cool the magma sea around the spire. Our miners will be rather useless during this period of time, and I'd rather have a contingency plan. It's not as reliable as unleashing demons on the surface (Which is a depressing and scary sentence in itself) but it's better than nothing. I'll sleep on this, and see what I can do with a refreshed mind.

Ps: All my plans revolve around the assumption that the clowns wont be best pals with the banshees. Tell me it's true. Please. Will the banshees attack demons ans vice versa? Will they... scream... at them?

Suddenly Im not even sure we need to ''free'' the demons. Merely dragging enough of them into a trench thats right underneat the surface and goes around the map could act as a ''scream target buffer''. With demons, children, and deeply aggressive animal husbandry politics, it maaay be possible to keep the banshees occupied with random targets until they get bored.

PPs: I am, quite evidently, way past the point where ethics factor into any of our decisions.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #874 on: October 28, 2015, 03:15:30 am »

Banshees have the same allegiances as any other hostile race, so if weaponising demons worked in Drunk Fortress (which I am both pleased and disturbed that we are now apparently using as a model for our defense strategy), it should work here. Assuming it was on 34.11, of course.

E: However, using demons as a scream buffer probably won't work, as I'm pretty sure banshees won't bother targeting anything without the GENERAL_POISON class. Lemme check...

E2: Yeah, they won't target anything without GENERAL_POISON, which I'm fairly sure demons lack.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #875 on: October 28, 2015, 06:12:24 am »

Welp, at least they're still a good suicide option. A terrifying, horrible suicide option.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #876 on: October 28, 2015, 06:28:41 am »

Oh FISH.  We're doomed.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #877 on: October 28, 2015, 09:33:21 am »

Bonus points if His Gaudiness will be the last dwarf alive in the fortress.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #878 on: October 28, 2015, 12:51:34 pm »

Bonus points if His Gaudiness will be the last dwarf alive in the fortress.

Wouldn't doubt it. The man is like a cockroach.

Plus in in-game terms (i.e. those which actually matter) I'm pretty sure Splint outfitted him with armor and he has significant worldgen combat skills, so yeah, he's not exactly some squishy noble. He'll live to bluster another day, I'm sure.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #879 on: October 28, 2015, 03:35:52 pm »

I want in on this. Sign me up for a turn as overseer, Mr Frog. Hopefully I'll be able to not COMPLETELY screw over the entire fortress.

EDIT: Oh yeah, dorf me as anything under the mechanics tab. Title should be "escaped mental patient". I'm gonna try to RP as a dwarf with split personality disorder when I take my turn.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #880 on: October 28, 2015, 04:44:57 pm »

His Gaudiness, as of his joining the militia himself with his honor guards, had basic competency reflective of typical dwarven bootcamp as a hammerdwarf from worldgen. in fact, he will likely be the one training his guards in dodging, shield, and armor use.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #881 on: October 31, 2015, 05:20:38 am »

Hey everypony how's it hanging
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #882 on: October 31, 2015, 12:33:35 pm »

Pretty well. I decided that I should probably write at least one journal for this, so I'm in the process of that.

Oh yeah, Happy Halloween.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #883 on: October 31, 2015, 05:43:10 pm »

The worst part of Halloween is when you open your door to lots of scary random kids and they barge in asking for treats, dropping your fps significantly.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- BABY FIGHTS!
« Reply #884 on: October 31, 2015, 05:48:49 pm »

Send them outside to get dressed up as mutants.
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