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The fortress's situation is looking increasingly unsalvageable. What do?

Roll back to before Taupe's disastrous turn
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Author Topic: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- The End(?)  (Read 378975 times)

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1350 on: March 24, 2016, 04:12:43 pm »

Basement

<Clothes dryer's mutilated corpse>
<xXPantsXx>
<A small pile of ash>


This fort's real world toll continues.




But seriously, best wishes.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1351 on: March 24, 2016, 09:45:32 pm »

I'm not sure whether to start laughing over the irony of that situation, or to feel sorry that your house nearly burned down.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1352 on: March 24, 2016, 09:49:38 pm »

On the one hand, I offer my deepest sympathies for Taupe and his basement, but on the other hand I feel like this:
Jesus god I leave y'all unsupervised for a day and Taupe literally blows up his basement
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1353 on: March 24, 2016, 10:40:19 pm »

Somebody get Taupe some pants, please.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1354 on: March 24, 2016, 10:56:18 pm »

I don't know why, but I have this weird habit of being the last person to post on everythread I have open on my computer after reloading. Otherwise I can't go to sleep for some reason :P
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1355 on: March 25, 2016, 03:17:52 am »

I don't know why, but I have this weird habit of being the last person to post on everythread I have open on my computer after reloading. Otherwise I can't go to sleep for some reason :P

Well I do hope you have/had a good night's sleep in any case
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1356 on: March 25, 2016, 08:35:17 am »

I don't know why, but I have this weird habit of being the last person to post on everythread I have open on my computer after reloading. Otherwise I can't go to sleep for some reason :P
Hi me.

(although in my case it's just having an empty 'new replies' page)

Hope you slept/sleep well.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1357 on: March 25, 2016, 09:21:24 am »

Best wishes Taupe.
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1358 on: March 25, 2016, 11:16:01 am »

I don't know why, but I have this weird habit of being the last person to post on everythread I have open on my computer after reloading. Otherwise I can't go to sleep for some reason :P

I had the problem last night.  Finished a season.  Write up. Upload images. That should have been it. 
But no, I had to post - preview to forum and re-read and edit until I make an actual post update. 
2 hours later, crap, I need to sleep and go to work in 3 hours.
Then what do I do when I get to work, browser opens to DF Community Games & Stories tab.

I wear casual+pants+ today though--does Taupe still wearin' xxPantsxx?

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1359 on: March 25, 2016, 03:54:33 pm »

Since I'm a bit busy at the moment, here's a lil' piece I found on my phone.

Well, considering the fact that spawn might have taken over the realm while Erib's hunkered down at Clobbermountains... Who cares about the rest of that world, though?

Spoiler: The Flood (click to show/hide)

I wear casual+pants+ today though--does Taupe still wearin' xxPantsxx?

>2016
>Not wearing <+rat leather thong+> yet

Also, if it survives, I might take a look. Who knows, if the fortress is this durable, it might weather my mismanagement as well. Of course, if no one else wants.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 05:29:46 pm by Monitor Lisard »
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1360 on: March 25, 2016, 04:11:54 pm »

I STILL HAVE 0.34 ON MY COMPUTER AND A LOT OF FREE TIME

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

GIMME THAT SAVE

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1361 on: March 25, 2016, 05:01:29 pm »

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

Welcome to literal Hell! tl;dr version: the apocalypse came upon us (courtesy of Taupe), we survived it by the skin of our teeth (courtesy of myself), we've spent the past half a decade hiding in an increasingly-elaborate hermetically-sealed underground complex, do not open up the old fort or the surface or we will literally die. Also, the circus is looking like an attractive expansion option (relative to our other options, which suck) so you may want to look into that.

Also, if it survives, I might take a look. Who knows, if the fortress is this durable, it might weather my mismanagement as well. Of course, if no one else wants.

Gonna deliberately misinterpret this as a "yes, please sign me up" for the sake of being a jackass.

I think the plan was for Taupe to take up the mantle if nobody else volunteered, which has now been done, except I think he's already started? Gonna wait for him to get back to us on this before giving anyone the go-ahead.

ALSO YESSSS MORE WRITINGS FINALLY
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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1362 on: March 25, 2016, 05:16:18 pm »

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CORPSES
WHY IS EVERYTHING FORBIDDEN
WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF MINECARTS SPLASHING MAGMA
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD THINGS
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILDREN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE BANSHEES
WHY IS THERE A GREATER SPAWN IN AN OFFICE
WHY IS LITERALLY EVERY AVAILABLE SPACE FULL OF COFFINS
WHY IS THERE A SKELETON IN THIS BEDROOM
WHY ARE THERE THREE FOUR FORGOTTEN BEASTS HERE
WHY IS THE STAIRCASE FULL OF WATER AND CORPSES
HOW DO WE HAVE A LIVING KING
WHY IS THE KING DEPRESSED
WHY IS THE KING MISSING AN ARM
WHY ARE THESE COFFINS ALL MUDDY
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BODIES
WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO GHOSTS

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

All in all, I rate this fortress at 1.7 Murdermachines. I dwarfed myself without looking and WHADDYA KNOW I'M A WOMAN! Can I use DFhack if all I do is clean things up/improve FPS?

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1363 on: March 25, 2016, 05:24:42 pm »

Clobbermountains is actually two more-or-less-separate forts at the moment, one being a literal Pandora's Box which will unleash face-munching demons if opened. Take care that you know which areas are secured before proceeding (protip: if there are years-old skeletons lying in plain view and/or demons wandering freely about the halls, it is best to assume that the area is not secured)

Banshees are basically elves except openly-hostile and they can cripple dwarves through walls so don't let them linger on the map too long.

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HOW DO WE HAVE A LIVING KING

His Gaudiness is literally our best worker; we've taken great pains to keep him safe.

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WHO LET THIS HAPPEN

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Can I use DFhack if all I do is clean things up/improve FPS?

Yup! I advise you to read the rules in the OP (in particular, no graphics packs or I will curse the next three generations of your offspring)

Also, please wait until Taupe gets back before doing anything, since I'm not sure what's going on on his end.

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Re: (34.11 Succession) Clobbermountains -- Literally Begging For Players
« Reply #1364 on: March 25, 2016, 06:12:25 pm »


WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF MINECARTS SPLASHING MAGMA
WHY IS THE KING DEPRESSED
WHY IS THE KING MISSING AN ARM
WHY ARE THESE COFFINS ALL MUDDY
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BODIES
WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO GHOSTS


Well, I'm to blame for all of these. I think the rest are Taupe's fault.
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