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What is the next generic goal ?

Set up a contraband workshop for money
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Increase scouting coverage with zeppelins
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Raid a mansion
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Boltgun

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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #495 on: December 10, 2016, 01:19:10 pm »

01 Jun 2602

Our heroes met their favorite camo painted punching bags.



Crash site

The forest emanated an aura of tranquility, birds chirped in the trees, foxes took their nap under the cool afternoon and mutant rabbits mated in the bushes.



“WHERE ARE THEEEEEY !?”

Batglad yelled as loudly as possible while the Bonaventura's ramp hit the ground.

“WHERE ARE*splat*”



The pirates were not very pleased to see their favorite boy toy dead. Even worse for the spartans, they walked together thinking that they could have power in number. One hilarium grenade later and their body parts were lying all around the ship's hull.



Scorching Tina was the most affected. She entered the wreckage through a crack and fired lasers at all the survivors with both speed and precision.







A few retroactive promotions has been given to the hands. Chunky brewster killed a hand at some point, and the veteran has been given recognition considering how strong (and sexy) they became.



This means that Rince Wind, despite being a complete coward, was seen by the new blood as a heroine.

03 Jun 2602

The stills in Wako Base and Troy were completed. X-Grog production started immediately.



04 Jun 2602

The pirate found out about a very fancy gun. It was not very powerful, but it was cool and that's all that mattered.



05 Jun 2602

An academy cutter failed to stay in the skies, this was a milk run for the gals.

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Of course, there was no such think as a milk run. Boka was hit on her side by a scientist with an assault laser.



The gals seized a poisonous grenade, which sparked interest from both Eve Job's sama and her brainers.





More titles were retroactively awarded to our heroes.



06 Jun 2602

Since the runts could put together 'infiltration' suits using lingerie, Eve Jobs-sama wanted to know how she could weaponize the pirates impressive 'voodoo tanks'.







It did not take long to train the gals in the arts of combat touching. These specialists were named succugals,

07 Jun 2602

The brainers explained that there was no explanation for Batglad's death, he got shot and he died. To narrowly avoided their boss wrath by offering mutant porn.



08 Jun 2602

The pirates are quite a legend now in this world and more, stronger gals were pushing to join them. They joined with the promise of getting their hands on some solid gold, and were totally not after the pillow books.



09 Jun 2602

The deliverator landed on the North Pole, dropping some supplies and materials. No pureblood like to go there and that was a perfect place to hide large contraptions.

Like zeppelins.






We're back, and we started our zeppelin base! We are also progressing towards special missions. Mansions are out of reach but there is lower level event such as warehouse wars. I'll start from there.

Oh and we could use a name for the zeppelin base.

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somemildmanneredidiot

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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #496 on: December 10, 2016, 01:41:36 pm »

Base Name: Hydrogen Explosion

Glad that this is back  :)
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #497 on: December 10, 2016, 05:29:37 pm »

Base name: Secret Village
The most senior soldier should also be named Santa, or Saint Nickola.

Also.....
More titles were retroactively awarded to our heroes.




Me?  An Ice-Cold Killer?  With a flamethrower?  Someone's having a lend of us, boss!
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #498 on: December 10, 2016, 06:28:35 pm »

Base name should be Hindenburgh.
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #499 on: December 10, 2016, 06:32:31 pm »

I'm gonna Agree of Kaos on calling it Secret village.

And if we've got a team flying out from there, I volunteer to be transferred to lead the unit there.
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #500 on: December 12, 2016, 05:09:58 am »

Glad for the update.
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #501 on: December 12, 2016, 05:02:06 pm »

Village hidden in the bushes.
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #502 on: December 13, 2016, 05:06:16 am »

Let's go for the Hidden village, satan claude will sail the world in her ballon.

There will be no combat team there, only what's needed for the zeppelins (6 gals per ship!) and a few unnamed experienced gals for defense.

I'll keep other suggestions for the balloons names.
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #503 on: December 14, 2016, 01:23:11 am »

     The outpouring of grief for a certain male slave is heart-warming, to say the least.  Maybe you should have put more emphasis on it, Boltgun........
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Re: X-PirateZ, RIP in peace Batglad
« Reply #504 on: December 18, 2016, 01:46:49 pm »

     The outpouring of grief for a certain male slave is heart-warming, to say the least.  Maybe you should have put more emphasis on it, Boltgun........

You are right, have a horrible tombstone.

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Re: X-PirateZ, The science lab of nothing
« Reply #505 on: January 15, 2017, 06:06:36 am »

11 Jun 2602

It was time to step up the game and dig some loot from the ground instead of dropping it from the skies.



12 Jun 2602

Another fish flew the skies over three continents, no less, before being caught by the predators.





Crash site

Eve Jobs-sama was suggested that, maybe, the gals should take their flying death machine. "Which one?", she asked. "The one that they had lying around for months.", replied Ellen.



"Oh, that one."

It only has a heavy machine gun, but it can scout the field without issues.





There was not much to say about this. Most of the guards were caught as they fled their ship and only the leader remained inside with a cowardly pilot.







13 Jun 2602

Five hundred kilos of scrap metal was delivered from the nearby junkyards to Wako Base. What were they planning?



To build a zeppelin, of course!



15 Jun 2602

When Eve Jobs-sama wanted ground targets, she contacted various agents over the world to find one for her. One found out that the academy was experimenting on mutants in a secret base. The agent mumbled something about an avatar but the pirates did not care. They wanted booze and slaves.



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The Bonaventura landed at night and the gals struggled with the concept of night vision.



Scientists and what looked like security did not prepare for such attack and were no threat. The gals subdued everything they could find walking the lab and took anything that was not bolted down. The most valuable discovery was a large, muscular, naked guy that the academy used for experiments. He was obviously happy the see the gals.





(There is no other screenshots because it ended unexpectedly fast, I did not even get to visit the facility)

16 Jun 2602



The spartans flew a battleships. As the predators were a bit flimsy for this fight, the Bonaventura instead stalked them until they landed.

Landing site



Again, the cyberdisk proved valuable finding moving targets.



Darkening Kaos opened the ship to find a bunch of spartan, wearing flammable clothing and standing close to each other in a tight space. That was the perfect scene for a pyrogal to walk in, except…

“Can make that arc, captain!”

Darkening Kaos was unable to direct fire as them! She just couldn't fire indoors and did not have the time to throw a willy pete or some other explosive. The spartan took the chance to fire back, leaving Kaos to crawl back, wounded while her friends assaulted the ship.





(I usually enjoy updates as they make the game more balanced, but flamethrowers are now arc weapons!?)

17 Jun 2602

Spook came back from civilization wearing leather from head to toe. Making it an infiltration suit was not what she had in mind, but the gals needed one and they cannot be chosers.



Meanwhile, the team of brainers reviewed all the interceptions the predator completed so far and they came up with a new design. One that is better in all aspects. The runts wished to build one as soon as they had the resources.



They celebrated this with the man they brought back from the lab.



18 Jun 2602

A group of ugly brutes contacted Eve Jobs-sama, warning her to not step on their toes. The message was met by a raised eyebrow.



The gals were still sorting the loot from the spartan ship. There was an incredible armor inside. Angel, being the queen, had the honor to wear it. It was solid like a power armor without any of the clunky clockwork inside.



19 Jun 2602

The spartans were not quite happy that their battleship was looted and started sniffing around. The gals attacked one of their scouting ships to tell them to sniff elsewhere.


Crash site

The cyberdisk was not of much use in this forest but it's terrifying presence helped round the opposition in one corner.



It was over as soon as Ema Ninjaston broke inside. The spartans cannot fire back at the katana wielding mutant.







At home, the runts confirmed that one of the money purse the gals stole was indeed a purse and that it contained money, very useful.



They also interrogated the guards of the science lab and found out that they were rookies, and as such were no good for anything. They told a little about dem criminals stealing stuff.





For a scientific lab, there were very little science found. The other rookies were sent back home naked.



Ellen got in touch with masons, somehow. And got a contract from them. It involves honest work so chances that the pirates give this any interest are slim.





On the other hands, the brainers made a breakthrough. They managed to partially reproduce effects of the gauss weapons and create ammunition for existing guns. Those had more impact than lasers for sure. So far only the confederate eagle could support such ammo but more will surely come.



Also they analyzed the dart guns, they sucked.



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Re: X-PirateZ, The science lab of nothing
« Reply #506 on: January 15, 2017, 07:41:37 pm »

Incoming message from Wako Base:

We need more missions, damnit!

Courteously yours,
Baroness EuchreJane


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Re: X-PirateZ, The science lab of nothing
« Reply #507 on: January 15, 2017, 10:10:05 pm »

Incoming message from Cave of Booty:

There is a Mercenary Battleship on its way to give you a good probing!
Brace yourself.....

Kindest regards,
Mistress Darkening Kaos.


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Re: X-PirateZ, The science lab of nothing
« Reply #508 on: January 16, 2017, 03:21:16 pm »

My apologies but for some reason I found this conversation too amusing to leave without commenting upon it. Also I agree that the A-team is hogging all the action.
Incoming message from Wako Base:

We need more missions, damnit!

Courteously yours,
Baroness EuchreJane


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Incoming message from Cave of Booty:

There is a Mercenary Battleship on its way to give you a good probing!
Brace yourself.....

Kindest regards,
Mistress Darkening Kaos.


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Re: X-PirateZ, The science lab of nothing
« Reply #509 on: January 18, 2017, 02:34:16 am »

Eh, fighting off a Mercenary Battleship would be preferable to doing nothing.  I'm sure Wako Base could handle it (probably myself, RAM or Birdy51 could fight off a Mercenary Battleship single-handedly)
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