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smjjames

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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2016, 10:30:12 pm »

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Did they run out of funny and witty ideas? I think they did. Shoulda stuck to funny and witty, not whatever they were doing here. There's also the sumo wrestler on ice one, not sure what they were going for there.
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2016, 12:10:52 am »

Perillo Tours Commercial

No, of course I don't remember your dad. Why would you assume otherwise?
From the context I gather he used to be in another tour commercial. Why are you still riding your daddies commercial coattails? Your a grown-ass man. Make your own damned tour commercial.
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2016, 12:41:18 am »

Stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6HjPb7M53k

When I first saw those on TV though, they were like: X episodes till it is revealed!
It falls into the same vein as click bait for me. Who's dead? Find out in three weeks! For those of you that watch designated survivor, they did something similar for their finale. It just really annoys me.
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2016, 02:53:36 am »

J'adore Doir Commercial

Umm...okay. That's a pretty bottle, I guess. What the f*** are you trying to sell me here?
I want to nominate this for a 'Least Informative Commercial Ever' award.
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #49 on: December 30, 2016, 12:38:39 am »

I don't even.  PTW.
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2016, 01:34:37 am »

Counter Arguement to the terribless of commercials.

Some are indeed terrible, but it does the soul good to share a masterpiece like this one.

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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2017, 03:36:01 pm »

Farmers Only - Fishing Date

Wow, farmer chicks be bitches.
How are there enough picky/horny farmers out there to make these commercials profitable?
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2017, 03:41:32 pm »

Farmers Only - Fishing Date

Wow, farmer chicks be bitches.
How are there enough picky/horny farmers out there to make these commercials profitable?
All of the farmers-only commercials are solid gold.
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #53 on: February 03, 2017, 10:48:27 am »

Turbo Tax 2017 Commercial

So, the only incentive to use your tax app is that it's extremely dangerous to use on top of a wall?
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2019, 12:36:20 pm »

Movado Watches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l519NlUdA6o

The only way I can possibly see to interpret these commercials, is that they make big ugly watches that don't actually tell time, and the only incentive for us to buy these monstrosities is that they will give us the power to defy gravity and float around if we wear them in our sleep?
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« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2019, 02:03:41 pm »

Ptw
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Re: Commercials are terrible
« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2019, 05:03:12 pm »

For when you want to look like you are wearing a watch, but you don't want to be able to actually tell the time all that accurately.
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« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2019, 09:33:20 am »

Who needs to tell time accurately when your watch is based on alien tech and probably has a time travel function hidden somewhere?
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