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Author Topic: The Race: Minamalist  (Read 6133 times)

H4zardZ1

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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2015, 08:43:35 am »

As a reality, you could pull everything of the race. If you pull the distance INTO yourself, you could finish the race in one turn.
Still have to roll for it
I know now. It's still unfair for some lucky bastard who is reality, he can just move the 100 meters into him/summon something that somehow takes him 100 meters without him traveling.
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2015, 09:00:38 am »

As a reality, you could pull everything of the race. If you pull the distance INTO yourself, you could finish the race in one turn.
Still have to roll for it
I know now. It's still unfair for some lucky bastard who is reality, he can just move the 100 meters into him/summon something that somehow takes him 100 meters without him traveling.
I just wouldn't let him. Doesn't matter how much Logic you use because this is not a logical game.
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2015, 09:04:30 am »

I order my Orcs to continue the sexy assualt as I run another 10 meters!!
If I can have a third action just this once, I'd like to plan a memorial service for the sexy orc that got blown up by that slime mine.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 11:09:09 am by Wilfred of Ivanhoe »
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(1) You grab your golf bag and take out your gun. But then an Orc comes over and sensually gives you a massage. You decide to marry the Orc and live together. Unfortunately, the Orc walks over a slime mine and blows up. You commit suicide, unable to bare the thought of living with out your one true love.

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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2015, 09:21:06 am »

RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND RAISE AN UNDEAD ARMY!
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2015, 09:25:06 am »

Bwahahaha! Transform the next 50 meters into a trap-filled labyrinth. Then begin to run through it(10 meters).
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2015, 11:02:51 am »

Unless he breaks the Logic of 'Words'.
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2015, 11:22:58 am »

"If I go down, so does everybody else!"

Pull out my hidden detonator that was taped to the underside of my armpit.  Press the button to detonate the nuclear missile I had secretly disguised as a nearby tree.  Annihilate everyone.
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2015, 11:56:33 am »

Spawn as an invincible Giant Frog. Hop 10 meters and swallow someone nearby (or an orc, if it tries to molest me).
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2015, 12:26:27 pm »

GOTTA GO FAST. AND PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE
(1) You punch yourself in the face.

Summon the gamemaster to help me. I summoned him, so he is under my control. Teleport me to the finish line!!! (I didn't travel, so the 10 meters per turn doesn't count. I stood still. You teleported me.)
(I AM CONFUSED) My confusion personifies and becomes real. It then precedes to beat you the fuck up. I apolgize on behalf of my confusion.

I order my Orcs to continue the sexy assualt as I run another 10 meters!!
If I can have a third action just this once, I'd like to plan a memorial service for the sexy orc that got blown up by that slime mine.
(3) The orcs start sexy assaulting each other, meaning nothing really happens. (4) You do manage to rolly polly ten metres. 10

RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND RAISE AN UNDEAD ARMY!
(4) You rise from the ground, slowly and ominously. (6) You gesture and zombies rise from the ground and attack everyone including you. (6) You manage to use your necromatic powers to defend yourself, unluckily killing all the zombies you created in the process.

Bwahahaha! Transform the next 50 meters into a trap-filled labyrinth. Then begin to run through it(10 meters).
(1) You turn yourself into an inanimate trap.

"If I go down, so does everybody else!"

Pull out my hidden detonator that was taped to the underside of my armpit.  Press the button to detonate the nuclear missile I had secretly disguised as a nearby tree.  Annihilate everyone.
(5) BANG. Everyone turns to ash. The crater formed also increases the size of the race to 130m due to the curve.

Spawn as an invincible Giant Frog. Hop 10 meters and swallow someone nearby (or an orc, if it tries to molest me).
(2) you turn into a minuscule frog before instantly being vaporised.

Everyone has become an inanimate pile of ash at their respective distances.
Distance has increased to 130m due to the curve of the crater formed.


List of respective distances
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2015, 12:29:25 pm »

Drift gently on the breeze
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2015, 12:32:05 pm »

go 10 meters further
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2015, 12:32:14 pm »

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEE FROM THE GRAVE! AGAIN!
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2015, 01:53:40 pm »

Possess Wilfred's pile of ash and float 10 meters.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 03:07:05 pm by Tomasque »
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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2015, 03:08:58 pm »

Make the shark evolve into a land shark and control my new non-orthodox vehicle towards the finishing line
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Megggas

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Re: The Race: Minamalist
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2015, 04:38:59 pm »

My evil clone air drops from the sky, landing 10 meters ahead from where I died.  While landing, use my tranquilizer gun to fire tranquilizer darts at everyone nearby.

(Can we push players backward?)
« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 05:07:46 pm by Megggas »
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