RUN FAST
(6) Before you can start running someone latches onto your legs. You manage to then Run ten metres before your legs snap from the weight. An Orc then goes over to you and starts hugging you.
Travelled 10 metres.
Deploy a set of Slime Mines ahead of everybody else. Run and laugh for joy.
(4) You don't where the hell you got these slime mines and you don't know what the hell they are but they are really fun to watch people blow up on. (4) You casually walk about ten metres before an Orc runs over to you and slaps your ass.
Travelled 10 metres.
Hastily jump at MonkeyHead and latch onto him as he runs.
(3) you grab Monkeyhead's legs and get dragged ten metres before your shirt gets caught in a slime mine. *explosion* You are Now dying. You also have Monkeyhead's leg in your hand and you're being molested by an Orc.
Travelled 10 metresSummon an orc war party and charge for the finish line whilst ordering my orc warriors to seduce/grope the other runners.
(4) The orcs are summoned and start molesting everyone. (5) you manage to run ten metres avoiding everything like boss.
Travelled 10 metresCALL UP ALL THE CHARACTERS FROM THE GAMES I GM TO HELP ME WIN THE RACE!
(1) You focus really hard but nothing happens. Then a slime mine flies through the air and hits you in the face. BOOM. Your lifeless body is being stroked lovingly by an Orc.
As I run by the other opponents, I RAMBO!!!!
(1) You grab your golf bag and take out your gun. But then an Orc comes over and sensually gives you a massage. You decide to marry the Orc and live together. Unfortunately, the Orc walks over a slime mine and blows up. You commit suicide, unable to bare the thought of living with out your one true love.
Use a Gameshark and break the game mechanics
(3) I don't know what that is but you summon a shark which promptly eats you. You are now in a sharks stomach
New RulesYou can only do 2 actions per turn
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