Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4

Author Topic: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)  (Read 4041 times)

Playergamer

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dance dance hadoken!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2015, 12:10:35 am »

No need for that. Approach them, and yell to stop. There will be no fighting in line. If they do not comply, take them into custody. Don't point the rifle at them, but be ready to club them with it if needed.
Logged
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

3man75

  • Bay Watcher
  • I will fire this rocket
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2015, 11:50:14 am »

Tell our friend to stay and watch for trouble. Then go up and point at them to stop fighting and go to the back of the line or else we'll take them into custody.

"Trouble in Astroska is not welcomed."
Logged

bsnott

  • Bay Watcher
  • [LIKES_PATIOS]
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2015, 07:29:09 pm »

"Cover me." you say to the other guard, and walk up to the scene. You put up your best authoritarian voice.

"You two," you point to the two men. "Trouble in Arstotzka is not welcomed. You two will go to the back of the line or you will be detained." They stop pushing each other for a moment, and one seems to want to say something.

He hesitates for a moment, and then brings up the courage. "It's not our fault your checkpoint is so inefficient. I've been waiting since yesterday just to get to this point in the line, and this man thought that he could just walk up to me! How could you not notice that?" he says, growing louder.
Logged
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

3man75

  • Bay Watcher
  • I will fire this rocket
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2015, 07:31:33 pm »

"I could be very efficient in detaining both of you. Would you like to see?

Of course not, shut up and wait your turn. Good things happen to patient people. Glory to Arstotzka."

Were not going to get pushed around by some chump..GLORY TO ARTOSTKA.
Logged

bsnott

  • Bay Watcher
  • [LIKES_PATIOS]
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2015, 07:34:53 pm »

"I could be very efficient in detaining both of you. Would you like to see?" you say, assertively. "Of course not, shut up and wait your turn. Good things happen to patient people. Glory to Arstotzka."

That shuts the man up. He stops talking, and you lead the two men back down the line. As you walk down the line, people begin to make comments on the checkpoint. The further down the line you go, the worse they get. About three quarters of the way down the line, people are outright insulting you. A man steps out of the line, and yells a curse word into your face, sending spit all over you. The two men you were escorting back up, obviously now frightened of your response.
Logged
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

Playergamer

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dance dance hadoken!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2015, 07:39:36 pm »

Raise our rifle, aim at him, and calmly say, "You just assaulted an Arstotzkans official. You are being detained. Come with me." If he complies, walk him back to the detainment block. If not, rifle butt, pull him out of line, and get backup.

((Why did we walk them to the back?? We should've just told them to stop and left them, damnit!))
Logged
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

bsnott

  • Bay Watcher
  • [LIKES_PATIOS]
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2015, 07:42:00 pm »

Raise our rifle, aim at him, and calmly say, "You just assaulted an Arstotzkans official. You are being detained. Come with me." If he complies, walk him back to the detainment block. If not, rifle butt, pull him out of line, and get backup.

((Why did we walk them to the back?? We should've just told them to stop and left them, damnit!))

((Update posse, god damnit!))
Logged
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

bsnott

  • Bay Watcher
  • [LIKES_PATIOS]
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2015, 07:47:04 pm »

You put on a calm, but demanding face. You raise your rifle. Color drains from the man's face, and he takes a step back.

"Handkerchief, now." you say, calmly. His hands crawl around his pockets rapidly as he desperately takes out his handkerchief and gives it to you. You wipe your face off slowly, and throw the handkerchief back at him. You raise the rifle again. "You have just assaulted an Arstotzkan official. You are being detained, come with me." you say, assertively.

He looks at a woman near him, and she cries out. "Please sir, he didn't mean it! We just try to get to Arstotzka because is the great land! We cannot survive in Kolechia!" she begins sobbing uncontrollably into the man's shoulder.

"Please sir, I am sorry. I will do anything. Please do not separate me from my wife." he pleads to the barrel of your rifle.
Logged
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, turkey"

*gobbles menacingly*

Yourmaster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Not the weirdest on Bay12!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2015, 07:56:13 pm »

"Give me your credits and I can let this slide."
Logged
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

Playergamer

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dance dance hadoken!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2015, 07:58:50 pm »

"Give me your credits and I can let this slide."
-1.

"You have assaulted an Arstotzkan official. Come with me or I will use force." Getting a detain on our record this early will look good, and I think we get a bonus for it. Plus, we are loyal! And don't want to be caught taking bribes..
Logged
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext

3man75

  • Bay Watcher
  • I will fire this rocket
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2015, 08:03:50 pm »

Raise our rifle, aim at him, and calmly say, "You just assaulted an Arstotzkans official. You are being detained. Come with me." If he complies, walk him back to the detainment block. If not, rifle butt, pull him out of line, and get backup.

((Why did we walk them to the back?? We should've just told them to stop and left them, damnit!))

+1.

Guys, stop being so mean :(
Maybe we should talk to the border operators about opening up more checkpoints to let people through. At least tell them to up their staff.


We are just a guard. All we can do is tell the Checking guy/girl to hurry it up a bit.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2015, 08:20:23 pm by 3man75 »
Logged

Nunzillor

  • Guest
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2015, 08:10:35 pm »

Raise our rifle, aim at him, and calmly say, "You just assaulted an Arstotzkans official. You are being detained. Come with me." If he complies, walk him back to the detainment block. If not, rifle butt, pull him out of line, and get backup.

((Why did we walk them to the back?? We should've just told them to stop and left them, damnit!))

+1.
We are just a guard. All we can tell the Checking guy/girl to hurry it up a bit.
+1
Logged

Yourmaster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Not the weirdest on Bay12!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2015, 08:10:48 pm »

I'm good with taking him for interrogation. We could sneak some of his money away once he gets taken...
Logged
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

stabbymcstabstab

  • Bay Watcher
  • OW SNAP!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2015, 09:17:24 pm »

I'm good with taking him for interrogation. We could sneak some of his money away once he gets taken...

+1
Logged
Long Live Arst- United Forenia!
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

Playergamer

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dance dance hadoken!
    • View Profile
Re: Glory to Arstotzka (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2015, 09:19:14 pm »

I'm good with taking him for interrogation. We could sneak some of his money away once he gets taken...

+1
-1. Far too much risk for too little reward. How much do you think a Kolechian war refugee would have?
Logged
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

My sigtext
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4