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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!  (Read 33046 times)

Haspen

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #255 on: March 02, 2016, 12:29:39 pm »

BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD DEITY!

And the blood was delivered, and how! Fron Fronadad lurched towards Cap Ten and struck his battleaxe into his abdomen, causing him to scream in agony as his innards were mangled and he started to bleed.

Naturally that wasn't making Broseph Baker at all happy so he went against Fron Fronadad and struck his face with an axe! Despite the prowess of craftsdwarfship, Fron died with his face cut open by the axe that struck just deep enough.

Meanwhile, Cap Ten, realizing his imminent and inevitable death, made a little romantic monologue, kissed an arrow and launched it towards his foes! It struck Betarous right between his eyes, so he fell backwards and died instantly.

Sir Elias gave Cap Ten the dreaded 'disapproving father' stare, then ran up to him and managed to strike his short sword into Cap Ten's already gaping stomach, finally relieving the dying archer of his misery.

But! The circle of blood was snapped by Inaluct I, who tried and failed to do much than bruise The Second William's face. At this, Randall ran close with his morning star held high!

'Dis is not how you do dis!' He bellowed. 'DIS IS HOW YOU DO DIS!!' And then he smashed his giant spiky club of death down onto The Second William's head, utterly crushing the skull and launching William's left eyeball at an impressive distance of 7.93 imperial feet.


Team A continues to fight Offensively!
Pretty the Sorted arrives to reinforce Team A!
Rueprect the Third shows up to help Team B!
Despite this, Team A is at slight and Team B is at a large disadvantage of numbers!

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #256 on: March 02, 2016, 01:49:14 pm »

Dead bodies piled up so high as to prevent new contestants to reach the main battle...

Slash Broseph Baker. He's the only one I can possibly injure.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #257 on: March 02, 2016, 01:58:08 pm »

Yeah we need more future corpses because if one team goes member-less that's autowin for the opponents ;v
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #258 on: March 02, 2016, 03:12:51 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #259 on: March 02, 2016, 05:28:25 pm »

Broseph Baker attacks Randall.
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« Reply #260 on: March 02, 2016, 06:04:40 pm »

Crush Rueprect.
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« Reply #261 on: March 02, 2016, 06:09:29 pm »

GG now on waitlist.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #262 on: March 09, 2016, 07:15:03 pm »

I am currently low on time for DF. Please put my char sideways. I should be back in few weeks.
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« Reply #263 on: March 10, 2016, 01:40:40 pm »

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Actions from 4 peeps needed.
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Re: Medieval Fodder version the N-th. Waitlisters always needed. ALWAYS!
« Reply #264 on: March 10, 2016, 02:27:11 pm »

Go beat up a dragon. If there's no dragon, beat up an elf instead.
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« Reply #265 on: April 05, 2016, 06:50:23 am »

Back.
Summon a dragon dummy for Salsacookies to attack. If dragon doesn't want to be summoned, attack Rob the Baby.
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