Well, I got bored. Don't take this seriously. Please.
Throw a baseball at Tuypo's head very hard.
Die Grisha scum!
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(5) The baseball crashes into Tuypo's skull. He's dead Jim. So very, very dead.
Become BatGrisha5.
(6) You become BatGrisha5. To accomplish this you kill your parents. It's a very traumatic experience, I assure you. You should probably cry now.
Roundhouse the ball heading for tuypo's face back to the sender, with chuck norris force
(2) You missed. Sorry. Tuypo is dead, better luck next time.
Build a massive statue of grisha5 out of screams
(3) This is impossible. You build it out of ice cream instead. It'll melt soon, but at least you managed it, yeah?
convince tumblr the basketball is privileged so they come and beat it up
(Dead) No. You're dead. Stop.
Posterize on The Froggy Ninja
(4) You do so. Froggy is covered in Grisha5. Useful.
ENTER THE AREA, COMMENCE CHAOS DUNK
(6) You
CHAOS DUNK yourself through the ground. You're in the sewers now. It smells pretty bad. Good job.
Throw grisha5 legs to distract my opponents.
(1) You throw yourself along with the legs. Nobody notices thanks to the death of Tuypo and Humaan's
CHAOS DUNK. You do manage to distract yourself, though, since you seem to be falling into the path of an oncoming car.
Enter this dimension. Prepare for war against the Grisha5's.
I pray I don't need to call in the darkest of my allies...Don't make me bring in the only other Forumite I fear!
(3) You walk over and kind of act like a dork. I dunno.
Throw potatoes at my enemies
(5) You throw potatoes at your enemies in a spectacular manner. I guess it bruises some of them. Good job.
Throw a baseball at salsacookies's head very hard. Like, slade hard.
(6) You end up breaking your arm from the force of the throw, but salsacookies is knocked unconscious for (2) turns.
Bump thread. Possibly hijack.
Okay.
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