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crazyabe

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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2015, 11:02:46 am »

Join a terrorist group and sign up for suicide bombing.
You join a terrorist group, "oddly" they are out of positions for suicide bomber...
Wear a red shirt.
You walk out of your house, and your shirt is ripped off by the wind...
Walk into a mass of rabid fans and shout an incredibly polarising statement.
You get mauled, "Luckily" you didn't get rabies from them...
Slap Kevak for being silly.
Then stuff an entire bottle's worth of sleeping pills in my mouth and wash it down with a litre of vodka.

You slap Dr Kevak the next time you see him, he confiscates your Sleeping pills, You drink Vodka and pass out before you reach two cups...
Huh I'm 100 years in the future. Check how Dwarf Fortress is doing.
Witch Dwarf fortress? Dwarf fortress 2, Dwarf fortress 3, or Slaves to Armok Chapter II Dwarf fortress?
Don't drink.  Wait.
Your neighbor calls 911 because they "accidentally" cut there wrists, AGAIN,  an ambulance shows up at the wrong house your house, ONE DAY BEFORE YOU WOULD HAVE DIED Thats "Luck"
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 11:16:09 am by crazyabe »
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2015, 12:21:44 pm »

Develope extremely potent biological weapon for terrorists.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2015, 12:54:00 pm »

>Put on my best suit, gather my life savings and head to Vegas to hit up the roulette wheels.
I have a plan...
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2015, 01:34:47 pm »

Work my way up through NASA till I am an astronaut. See if I can some way of getting to Mars on one of my missions. If I do get out and take off my helmet, then have a nice nap.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2015, 01:56:37 pm »

GO TO AN ILWRATH SHIP AND SUBMIT MYSELF TO SACRICE!
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2015, 02:11:25 pm »

Whatever version the current Toady clone is working on. Toady8 or something. Upload my mind to the dwarf fortress game and live as a dorf, then mine the addy and dig too deep. That's a good way to die.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2015, 03:12:44 pm »

Lock myself in the bathroom, lay in the bathtub, and pour bleach and ammonia all over myself.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2015, 04:13:39 pm »

Make a deal with the devil that gives me power but doesn't give me longevity.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2015, 05:58:52 pm »

the trick is he's actually unlucky but since he's morbidly suicidal it cancels out
crash into the sun without a helmet
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2015, 08:32:21 pm »

Eh, what the hell.

Jump into an active volcano.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2015, 10:15:03 pm »

the trick is he's actually unlucky but since he's morbidly suicidal it cancels out
crash into the sun without a helmet
If thats the case...

Survive.
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crazyabe

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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2015, 10:40:23 pm »

Develope extremely potent biological weapon for terrorists.
You create The Zombie virus, now what are you going to do with it?
>Put on my best suit, gather my life savings and head to Vegas to hit up the roulette wheels.
I have a plan...

You put on your Best suit and go down to Vegas, What are you going to at the Roulette wheels?
GO TO AN ILWRATH SHIP AND SUBMIT MYSELF TO SACRICE!
The Ilwrath allow you to slave away Sacking Rice.
Whatever version the current Toady clone is working on. Toady8 or something. Upload my mind to the dwarf fortress game and live as a dorf, then mine the addy and dig too deep. That's a good way to die.
You upload yourself into Dwarf Fortress 3, You cant dig threw the addy because toady#18472 hasn't added it into the game yet.
Lock myself in the bathroom, lay in the bathtub, and pour bleach and ammonia all over myself.
You are out of bleach, but you still pour ammonia allover your self, now you smell like Old urine, not much happens otherwise.
Make a deal with the devil that gives me power but doesn't give me longevity.
The turns you into a "Iron-man" you may not have the intelligence to know whats wrong but you still feel the urge to kill your self.
the trick is he's actually unlucky but since he's morbidly suicidal it cancels out
crash into the sun without a helmet
You hit the sun and discover that in this dimension the sun is a huge friendly creature that just happens to give off light.
Eh, what the hell.

Jump into an active volcano.
You land on an evil villains, killing him, he had just finished setting up smoke machines to cover that he was just starting work on his evil base.
the trick is he's actually unlucky but since he's morbidly suicidal it cancels out
crash into the sun without a helmet
If thats the case...

Survive.
See Second Above
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 10:51:50 pm by crazyabe »
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2015, 10:43:08 pm »

"Oh, cool!"

Claim his operation as my own.
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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2015, 11:38:40 pm »

Be sad about how Toady clones only have a 2 day lifespan.
Become a Stumpy-Wumple. There are no more Stumpy-Wumples.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 11:44:11 pm by NAV »
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to kill your self
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2015, 02:00:22 am »

>Bet half my money on red.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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