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Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« on: October 06, 2015, 09:07:16 pm »

The title says it all. Look at the above poster's avatar and your own. Imagine that they are in a battle. Which avatar you think will win? Explain why they'll win.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2015, 06:13:48 am »

Twilight Sparkle can fly above you and cast magic?
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10/10.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2015, 06:23:14 am »

TWILIGHT SPARKLE DIES DEHYDRATED AND ALONE IN THE VOID

I'm pretty sure I can beat anyone in this way :P
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2015, 11:07:40 am »

Sorry BFEL, but my phone refuses to load your avatar. I win by default.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2015, 12:45:29 pm »

Hmm. Some sort of demonic black knight sitting on a throne vs a robotic flying artillery platform giant toaster.

Balrog (the toaster) crashes through the wall of the Black Knight's throne room shouting "Huzzah!". It leaps into the air and opens its missile bay doors preparing to fire, but then the Black knight throws its sword with a mighty throw, hitting a missile and exploding the toaster in a fireball.

Hawk132 wins!
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2015, 01:42:26 pm »

A toaster vs Tommy Oliver?

The toaster that is some how transformed in toasterman and starts running round a park.
Tommy Oliver runs  up to the toaster and start fighting it.
After a dozen jumps and more kicks and punch than i care to count, the toaster man sudden grows to massive building size monster and start smashing up the building.
Tommy Jumps it to a grant robot dinosaur and smashes the toaster thru some more empty building until breathing fire on it, which makes it explode
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2015, 02:47:47 pm »

Tommy Oliver vs Halloween Planet

Tommy jumps into giant robot dinosaur and is then crushed by planet. The end.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2015, 03:47:35 pm »

The Halloween Planet smashes Otto for no apparent reason...
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2015, 04:37:52 pm »

Sorry BFEL, but my phone refuses to load your avatar. I win by default.
That's because I don't have an avatar. Thus I am the void and anyone who fights me just stands around waiting to die. Then they die.

Like Rubidium. Your cute little avatar dies in the void. Sorry about that. Rules of the thread.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2015, 04:39:15 pm »

Otto dies in the void. Sad story, but true.
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2015, 04:58:03 pm »

Vinyl Scratch uses her portable bass cannon! It's super effective!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2015, 05:05:12 pm »

Halloween Planet is a ghost type and is not affected by portable bass cannon!

Halloween Planet uses spooky Halloween magics! It`s super effective!
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2015, 05:09:43 pm »

Halloween Planet is definitely not the type for Carson.
Goodbye Carson...
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2015, 05:24:39 pm »

Planets are more or less immobile.

Guns are more or less immobile.

After a long and pointless fight of two immobile objects sitting completely in place and doing nothing interesting, the month ends, and the Halloween planet vanishes to wince it came.


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America and the m4 get into a violent stare-down, ready to murder each other. Each hesitates, only for a brief instant. The other notices, and they realize they do not want to kill each other after all, the love they share is too strong. The gun and the country hug, reunited once more. Winner: Everyone!

((Who da heck is Carson?))
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Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2015, 05:51:58 pm »

Le'Veon Bell V. Anime Gun Girl

Bell has a solid performance, picking up 128 rushing yards with 23 carries.

Anime Gun Girl is arrested for trying to bring a firearm into the stadium. This controversial incident sparks a new wave of discussion concerning gun control and NFL security measures.

Results

Bell: 23-17 victory against the Rams.

Anime Gun Girl: Instigates situation for everyone to voice dumb and obnoxious opinions.

Decision: Le'Veon Bell

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