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Author Topic: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD  (Read 28557 times)

Nunzillor

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #60 on: October 22, 2015, 05:40:41 pm »

((Since there are so many wizards available, can I make several actions, each aimed at a different type of wizard?))
« Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 05:44:56 pm by Nunzillor »
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #61 on: October 22, 2015, 05:40:49 pm »

Also, see if the necromancer can bring back my dead parents who were killed by thugs when I was a child rez us and/or the king if we die. Ask for him to teach me magic.
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Nunzillor

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #62 on: October 22, 2015, 05:43:18 pm »

"Oh, for- I told you seven times that that mannafruit was poisoned! "

Classified returns from fetching the king some "cool stuff", administers the antidote to the king, and checks on the stuff he brought back.
"Poisoned?  That's preposterous!  The body is simply adjusting to its new superhuman health.  I'll have you know that this is a basic fact taught to schoolchildren in Szechen for godssakes, sir... er... whoever you are."
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crazyabe

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #63 on: October 22, 2015, 05:43:49 pm »

I will "Remove" the bandits with my magic, And you mr.Assassin Do I need to curse you as well?
I cast "The curse Fiery balls" with the help of the Pyromancers on the male bandits, that should stop them for a while.
I will also ask the necromancers to enchant the royal army's weapons with death magic
« Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 06:13:56 pm by crazyabe »
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #64 on: October 22, 2015, 05:45:42 pm »

"I don't need to give them money, of course. I'll just let them keep more of what they farm, and order the farmers to share with other peasants.

What bandits?"


((Taxes decreased. Oops.))

"Who are you, what are you doing in my castle, why are you dressed like an assassin, what was that foul liquid, and why are you ruining perfectly good mannafruit? That was a particularly potent piece." The king looks sadly at the partially eaten fruit on the ground.

((Since there are so many wizards available, can I make several actions, each asimed at a different type of wizard?))
((You may give them different orders for the moment.))
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crazyabe

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #65 on: October 22, 2015, 05:53:16 pm »

I will "Remove" the bandits with my magic, And you mr.Assassin Do I need to curse you as well?
I cast "The curse Fiery balls" with the help of the Pyromancers on the male bandits, that should stop them for a while.
I will also ask the necromancers to enchant the royal army's weapons with death magic.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 06:15:01 pm by crazyabe »
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Nunzillor

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #66 on: October 22, 2015, 06:11:40 pm »

"Allow me, my king." Holtze produces a painfruit, which he hands to the king.  "Some people simply don't know their place, sadly," he laments while shaking his head at the masked stranger.  "Guards!"

Farming specialist mages: produce exquisite painfruit wine and create the painfruit wine industry.  Tax it.
Necromancers: produce a reliable, tireless plant/animal/cadaver workforce with none of those pesky "rights." Contract some of these workers to nobles and other lands, with a tax attached.
Pyromancers: attack the fields of other lands to prop up the painfruit import industry over there and also encourage the import of Justdale food.
Transmuters: create some steel weapons and armor out of dirt.

« Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 07:17:42 pm by Nunzillor »
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #67 on: October 22, 2015, 06:13:55 pm »

"Allow me, my king." Holtze produces a painfruit, which he hands to the king.  "Some people simply don't know their place, sadly." he laments while shaking his head at the masked stranger.  "Guards!"

Half will go to Justdale's treasury, and half will go into my accounts.


((Half into your personal accounts is a bad idea with my character around.))
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Nunzillor

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #68 on: October 22, 2015, 06:18:13 pm »

((Hmm, how about if he gets a cut?))
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #69 on: October 22, 2015, 06:20:06 pm »

Why not use the necromancers to raise all the dead things in the country? Plants, animals, soldiers, and peasants.
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #70 on: October 22, 2015, 06:23:38 pm »

((Considering his avarice, that would probably work.))
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Nunzillor

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #71 on: October 22, 2015, 06:25:28 pm »

"Excellent idea, Zech.  Our plant/animal/cadaver workforce will be the envy of the world!"
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2015, 06:29:00 pm »

You are welcome to my advice in magic any time, Just don't over infringe in your rights if you wish to stay uncursed
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #73 on: October 22, 2015, 06:30:13 pm »

((Thinking on it further, since there are a bunch of you and fairly limited worthwhile minions:
I'm going to place a limit of 1 free command per turn, or 2 if you want them to get a -1 penalty. You may trade your action to double the commands.
Spending resources to, say, build a mage guild system, would help with this.

Also note: Next turn's actions take place in winter, and that giving gold to a bunch of untrained and disorganized mages to make gold for you might not be a very effective action.))
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Re: Advisers to an Incompetent King RTD
« Reply #74 on: October 22, 2015, 06:32:35 pm »

Write short story about Him and King, With Secret Satire Twist about liberalism
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