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I don't know really. Anyway, are all goblins this tall?

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I did enjoy Masterwork Gear Assembly 3!

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Total Members Voted: 11

[snow dwarf]

Our first dwarfs are here!

[Zefermcdwarfpants]

Give her something from your inventory you don't need anymore, get money, get bitches

[Monitor Lisard]

Here's the updoot! Again, sorry for delays. Anyway, here's a little side story, I hope you'll like it.

Ask about the goblin in the corner, but most importantly name the kitteh, "allergy".

NAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"

Name the cat "Kilo"

First for things that matter. What is yer name, cat?



...



*blep*

...I see. You aren't a talkative one, are you?. Well, I should go with a random name then.

You roll a 4!

How does Milk Drinker sound? Keep it up, Em-Dee!

Khopeshes are good, buy the pair.

Khopeshes are good, buy the pair.

+1 Though only buying one sounds better to me. Plus that way we have a free hand to grab stuff.

You MUST have a pike. How will you stab forgotten beasts in the organs without a 15 foot pike?

Give her something from your inventory you don't need anymore, get money, get bitches

I have spent 7 irons on a shord sword and a long spear, and now I am FULLY PREPARED for EVERYTHING!... I wish I had something to trade in though. Maybe my old sword? I kinda liked it though, and its well-worked wood didn't bother me as much as this... Pike of subpar craftsmanship.



"By the way, what is this greenskin doing here?"

"This XXcartboard statueXX? Old man Xugot brought it here when he settled down in this village. It's supposed to be a goblin warrior of sorts... Haven't seen anything like this dress, though. You good at reading old texts? Here..."

[Monitor Lisard]

You are a part of Kusnath Tur, a Special Recon Group. Your actions were never approved or acnowledged by Politburo or High Command. Few people know of your existence, not even the Chairman himself.



Your current task is to locate the contact and extract them from this vast underground facility, which is guarded by a particulary nasty detachment of Dwarves In Black.



You and your partner managed to slip inside the prison unnoticed.



Your progress have been hampered by those two security guards, who are blocking a narrow corridor for you. You need to get past them somehow to enter Cell Block A.

[Glass]

Is that last dwarf holding its gun backwards?

[Zefermcdwarfpants]

See if you can't find a trusty cardboard box

[spazyak]

See if you can't find a trusty cardboard box

+1

[Monitor Lisard]

See if you can't find a trusty cardboard box

+1

This one, maybe?... What should I do with this simple Xcartboard binX now? You gotta be thinking outside the box to put it to good use.

[Glass]

No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.

[snow dwarf]

No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.

+1

[spazyak]

No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.

+1

+1

[Puppyguard]

No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.

+1

+1

+1 Very convenient, even has a peephole.

[MrLurkety]

No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.

+1

+1

+1 Very convenient, even has a peephole.

No. Stay out and try to not look like a psychopath, please.
-1

[Glass]

Stay out and try to not look like a psychopath, please.

We're a goblin. In a dwarven fortress. The hell do you think they think of us?!?

[MrLurkety]

Stay out and try to not look like a psychopath, please.

We're a goblin. In a dwarven fortress. The hell do you think they think of us?!?

Oh. Thinking of wrong adventurer, then. Go in the box and refrain from yelling at the voices in your head.