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Author Topic: Roll to fight an overly long boss  (Read 41412 times)

endlessblaze

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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2015, 07:40:09 am »

respawn then attack with my own sword.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2015, 10:12:43 am »

RESPAWN WITH GOKU POWERS
DO KAMEHAMEHA BEAM!!!
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2015, 11:08:14 am »

Spawn in, and generate a bubble shield to protect the others from the boss.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2015, 06:27:55 pm »

Spawnz in as an ork git and run arround lookin for bitz!
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2015, 06:29:22 pm »

MORE FIREBALLS
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2015, 09:51:26 pm »

Use !Dualcast to summon Golem and Bahamut.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2015, 09:53:17 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Roll to fight an overly long boss - Turn 2
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2015, 12:27:22 am »

Encase self in impenetrable armor.
[4] You gain extremely good armour.
Ensure my next three rolls are 5. Summon my enhanced Mark Seven Myrmidon Supercommando power armor.

It provides enchanced strength, superiour protection, shoulder mounted cannon, extensive series of sensors, jetback and array of summonable weapons.
[5] Done.
Assail the WARRIOR AVATAR with a barrage of entropic blasts to inflict bad luck upon it.
[5] You curse the Warrior Avatar with -1 to all rolls for their next 7 rolls.
[5-1] The Warrior Avatar cuts off both of your arms.
Mole-dance an SOS.
[2] No aid arrives.
MORE FIREBALLS!!!!!!
Fireball is life.
Fireball is love.
Fireball is awesome.

[1] You burn yourself to death.
[5-1] The Avatar cuts apart your dead body.
Magically add inward facing spikes to the Ablative Invinciblity Aegis so that it acts as an Iron Maiden.
The Ablative Invincibility Aegis blocks your attack.
respawn then attack with my own sword.
[4] You cut into the Warrior Avatars' chest, breaking a few ribs.
[5-1] Your sword arm is removed, along with one of your lungs.
RESPAWN WITH GOKU POWERS
DO KAMEHAMEHA BEAM!!!

That respawn is too powerful.
Spawn in, and generate a bubble shield to protect the others from the boss.
[3] You create a one-use shield around every living player.
Spawnz in as an ork git and run arround lookin for bitz!
[2] You don't find anything of interest.
Use !Dualcast to summon Golem and Bahamut.
[3] You summon a golem.

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Remove the shields.
[3] You remove the shield around endlessblaze.
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Attack AoshimaMichio.
[5-1] You destroy the shield around him, but your sword isn't moving fast enough to get through his armour. You leave a major bruise anyway.

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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2015, 12:38:09 am »

Use !Dualcast again to cast Mighty Guard and Meteor.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2015, 12:39:23 am »

Destroy the Warrior Avatar's sword.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2015, 12:49:46 am »

Do a mystic tapdancing attack with my remaining limbs to deal heavy sonic damage to the Warrior Avatar.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2015, 01:17:59 am »

Shoot the ceiling above warrior avatar so it falls down and crushes him.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2015, 02:33:21 am »

Disperse nanites to heal the party of critical wounds, giving them the strength to fight on briefly.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2015, 05:57:48 am »

Respawn.


MORE FIREBALLS.
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2015, 08:25:49 am »

Dig under the boss
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Re: Roll to fight an overly long boss
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2015, 10:00:43 am »

Summon a powerful weapon of pure light, super-effective against the evil boss.
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