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Author Topic: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.  (Read 2759 times)

Szkeptik

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A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« on: December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm »

It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?
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MobRules

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Re: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2015, 03:52:37 pm »

It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

Maybe werehorse was wearing the wool sock on it's hoof, so as not to get the hoof stained with dwarf-blood?
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Ninja dragons! Protect the masterwork roasts!
Is this biome reanimating? I really don't want to know what happens when "absurd numbers of megabeasts" is combined with "reanimating biomes".

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Re: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2015, 04:25:12 pm »

Would werehorses have humanoid hands, or hooves? Obviously they'd have hoofed feet, and a horse head.
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Re: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2015, 07:25:21 pm »

Compromise: five fingers, each ending in a tiny hoof.
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Re: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2015, 08:51:13 pm »

It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?
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We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2015, 05:07:35 am »

I initially read the title as being about a Warehouse. This being Dwarf Fortress even that misreading didn't surprise me.
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Re: A werehorse beat my fishery worker with a wool sock.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2015, 05:12:58 am »

I read it as whorehouse which was also quite an odd sight.

I once saw a minotaur slaughtering my dwarves with pants he stole from his first victim. I guess elasticity or softness is not something yet implemented. Or those were very rigid pants.
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Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?