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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm

[Glass]

But what if the first to hit legendary weapons does so with warhammers or the like? Or, even worse, if Onyx becomes legendary in the use of shields as deathness items before anybody else becomes legendary?

[Dunamisdeos]

But what if the first to hit legendary weapons does so with warhammers or the like? Or, even worse, if Onyx becomes legendary in the use of shields as deathness items before anybody else becomes legendary?

This is a valid point.

We do have a weapon and armor smith now that is able to make masterwork items with reasonable frequency. I suppose we could make them a helm or whatnot.

I'm starting to think Onyx might become an invincible death machine despite all attempts to the contrary. I'm sending her out tomorrow to fight 4 FB's. If that fails, she will have earned a place in life.

[Onyx Discforge]

But what if the first to hit legendary weapons does so with warhammers or the like? Or, even worse, if Onyx becomes legendary in the use of shields as deathness items before anybody else becomes legendary?

This is a valid point.

We do have a weapon and armor smith now that is able to make masterwork items with reasonable frequency. I suppose we could make them a helm or whatnot.

I'm starting to think Onyx might become an invincible death machine despite all attempts to the contrary. I'm sending her out tomorrow to fight 4 FB's. If that fails, she will have earned a place in life.

I almost pity her, sending a random innocent to her death repeatedly.  Okay, the feeling has passed.  More gruesome awful sticky death please.

[Glass]

But what if the first to hit legendary weapons does so with warhammers or the like? Or, even worse, if Onyx becomes legendary in the use of shields as deathness items before anybody else becomes legendary?

This is a valid point.

We do have a weapon and armor smith now that is able to make masterwork items with reasonable frequency. I suppose we could make them a helm or whatnot.

I'm starting to think Onyx might become an invincible death machine despite all attempts to the contrary. I'm sending her out tomorrow to fight 4 FB's. If that fails, she will have earned a place in life.

I almost pity her, sending a random innocent to her death repeatedly.  Okay, the feeling has passed.  More gruesome awful sticky death please.

Just decided to take a look at Onyx's sig; I feel like there must have been more distractions than just that. Have there?

[Onyx Discforge]

But what if the first to hit legendary weapons does so with warhammers or the like? Or, even worse, if Onyx becomes legendary in the use of shields as deathness items before anybody else becomes legendary?

This is a valid point.

We do have a weapon and armor smith now that is able to make masterwork items with reasonable frequency. I suppose we could make them a helm or whatnot.

I'm starting to think Onyx might become an invincible death machine despite all attempts to the contrary. I'm sending her out tomorrow to fight 4 FB's. If that fails, she will have earned a place in life.

I almost pity her, sending a random innocent to her death repeatedly.  Okay, the feeling has passed.  More gruesome awful sticky death please.

Just decided to take a look at Onyx's sig; I feel like there must have been more distractions than just that. Have there?

Other than possibly the doctors dealing with a mere flesh wound, no.  The forgotten beasts are coming up.

[Dunamisdeos]

Onyx came in after all 5 goblin sieges, sadly.

[Onyx Discforge]

Onyx came in after all 5 goblin sieges, sadly.

For a moment I thought you meant that she died.  Then I remembered that she didn't get to participate in any.  Shame on you, getting my hopes up scaring me like that.

[Dunamisdeos]

Construction continues on the final z-level of the main wall, and citizens are moving into their new homes in the housing block.

I think I need to get some families forcibly makin' babies. The old LOVE SHACK was torn down to make room for a new forgeworks. I think we will use tavern rooms from here on out...

Also:

Spoiler: Is no big deal (click to show/hide)

OR IS IT

More at next update.

::EDIT::
OH we also opened up a sand-gathering pit and a clay-gathering pit. Glass windows shall be had, and roofs will be tiled in clay for we are a wealthy city.

[jrrocks1]

Construction continues on the final z-level of the main wall, and citizens are moving into their new homes in the housing block.

I think I need to get some families forcibly makin' babies. The old LOVE SHACK was torn down to make room for a new forgeworks. I think we will use tavern rooms from here on out...

Also:

Spoiler: Is no big deal (click to show/hide)

OR IS IT

More at next update.

Yes, Blood for Greatjon!!!!

[Glass]

Construction continues on the final z-level of the main wall, and citizens are moving into their new homes in the housing block.

I think I need to get some families forcibly makin' babies. The old LOVE SHACK was torn down to make room for a new forgeworks. I think we will use tavern rooms from here on out...

Also:

Spoiler: Is no big deal (click to show/hide)

OR IS IT

More at next update.

::EDIT::
OH we also opened up a sand-gathering pit and a clay-gathering pit. Glass windows shall be had, and roofs will be tiled in clay for we are a wealthy city.

Looks to me like a good time to add a little something to a certain someone's sig. 

[Onyx Discforge]

Spoiler: Is no big deal (click to show/hide)

OR IS IT

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I would have suggested we have Onyx make a baby and then have the baby take her stead when she dies.  Looks like we won't have the time for that.  Maybe if she survives four forgotten beasts, then we'll reward her with a husband.

[Dunamisdeos]

~THE BATTLE OF YEAR TEN, AND THE FATE OF ONYX LEARNMOUTH~

GOBLINS: 10/10 dead
BLAZECOOKS: One death, and minor injuries.

The battle of year 10 was barely a siege, with the goblins sending only 10 soldiers (albeit well-equipped and skilled soldiers) to BLAZECOOKS. Some citizens were caught outside, so rather than use anything resembling tactics the entire armed forces was scrambled to the field.

Spoiler: Pictured: Our only weaponsmith (click to show/hide)

Without any actual arrangements on my part, Onyx was first out the gate by quite some distance.

Spoiler: Hi-Ho, Onyx (click to show/hide)

 

I was pleased, since it seemed like her life's goal of glorious death by distraction was nigh. Here she is surrounded by about 8 goblins, expertly blocking every single attack. In the next frame, she has knocked out one goblin by smashing it's foot (?) and has resorted to punting goblins into the local pond to drown them amid explosions of mist.

Spoiler: She is like a piece of iron (click to show/hide)

 

Then, tragedy strikes! Onyx was knocked into the pool herself by a flying arrow. With no skill whatsoever in swimming, and her squadmates well behind... this was the watery end.

While the goblin squad celebrated (and nursed a large number of painful muscle and bone bruises) two squadmates showed up and engaged the goblins. Things were looking grim, as one was cruelly struck down and the other was hard pressed. Lard Imic XXIX was trundling up behind (he is quite large, and was out of breath), but the odds were stacked against them.

Spoiler:  The decisive end (click to show/hide)

 
Just kidding! Here's Onyx crawling out of the murky pool like a steel-clad revenant directly next to a (presumably terrified) goblin bowman. She immediately flipped right the fuck out and opened a can of condensed whoop-ass on the goblin, pictured below.

Onyx is alive and well, and survived with no kills and minor injuries.




Meanwhile (and I was too transfixed by the above events to get a photo) Lard Imic had lumbered up to the now tired-and bleeding surviving goblins. He proceeded to crush entire goblin limbs up into their little fragile goblin torsos with his silver maul, and won the battle.

[90908]

This is acceptable. The Dark One is pleased.

[Glass]

~THE BATTLE OF YEAR TEN, AND THE FATE OF ONYX LEARNMOUTH~

GOBLINS: 10/10 dead
BLAZECOOKS: One death, and minor injuries.

The battle of year 10 was barely a siege, with the goblins sending only 10 soldiers (albeit well-equipped and skilled soldiers) to BLAZECOOKS. Some citizens were caught outside, so rather than use anything resembling tactics the entire armed forces was scrambled to the field.

Spoiler: Pictured: Our only weaponsmith (click to show/hide)

Without any actual arrangements on my part, Onyx was first out the gate by quite some distance.

Spoiler: Hi-Ho, Onyx (click to show/hide)

 

I was pleased, since it seemed like her life's goal of glorious death by distraction was nigh. Here she is surrounded by about 8 goblins, expertly blocking every single attack. In the next frame, she has knocked out one goblin by smashing it's foot (?) and has resorted to punting goblins into the local pond to drown them amid explosions of mist.

Spoiler: She is like a piece of iron (click to show/hide)

 

Then, tragedy strikes! Onyx was knocked into the pool herself by a flying arrow. With no skill whatsoever in swimming, and her squadmates well behind... this was the watery end.

While the goblin squad celebrated (and nursed a large number of painful muscle and bone bruises) two squadmates showed up and engaged the goblins. Things were looking grim, as one was cruelly struck down and the other was hard pressed. Lard Imic XXIX was trundling up behind (he is quite large, and was out of breath), but the odds were stacked against them.

Spoiler:  The decisive end (click to show/hide)

 
Just kidding! Here's Onyx crawling out of the murky pool like a steel-clad revenant directly next to a (presumably terrified) goblin bowman. She immediately flipped right the fuck out and opened a can of condensed whoop-ass on the goblin, pictured below.

Onyx is alive and well, and survived with no kills and minor injuries.




Meanwhile (and I was too transfixed by the above events to get a photo) Lard Imic had lumbered up to the now tired-and bleeding surviving goblins. He proceeded to crush entire goblin limbs up into their little fragile goblin torsos with his silver maul, and won the battle.

Hey, Onyx, siege for ya.

Erin is requesting some tissue samples from Learnmouth; he wants to see if it is possible to do gene splicing in the medieval era.

"Surprised by the ferocity of The P  fessional Distraction's onslaught" indeed... we pray to Nocam son of Armok tonight, boys, in honor of his chosen herald.

[jrrocks05]

~THE BATTLE OF YEAR TEN, AND THE FATE OF ONYX LEARNMOUTH~

GOBLINS: 10/10 dead
BLAZECOOKS: One death, and minor injuries.

The battle of year 10 was barely a siege, with the goblins sending only 10 soldiers (albeit well-equipped and skilled soldiers) to BLAZECOOKS. Some citizens were caught outside, so rather than use anything resembling tactics the entire armed forces was scrambled to the field.

Spoiler: Pictured: Our only weaponsmith (click to show/hide)

Did Greatjon get any kills?
Without any actual arrangements on my part, Onyx was first out the gate by quite some distance.

Spoiler: Hi-Ho, Onyx (click to show/hide)

 

I was pleased, since it seemed like her life's goal of glorious death by distraction was nigh. Here she is surrounded by about 8 goblins, expertly blocking every single attack. In the next frame, she has knocked out one goblin by smashing it's foot (?) and has resorted to punting goblins into the local pond to drown them amid explosions of mist.

Spoiler: She is like a piece of iron (click to show/hide)

 

Then, tragedy strikes! Onyx was knocked into the pool herself by a flying arrow. With no skill whatsoever in swimming, and her squadmates well behind... this was the watery end.

While the goblin squad celebrated (and nursed a large number of painful muscle and bone bruises) two squadmates showed up and engaged the goblins. Things were looking grim, as one was cruelly struck down and the other was hard pressed. Lard Imic XXIX was trundling up behind (he is quite large, and was out of breath), but the odds were stacked against them.

Spoiler:  The decisive end (click to show/hide)

 
Just kidding! Here's Onyx crawling out of the murky pool like a steel-clad revenant directly next to a (presumably terrified) goblin bowman. She immediately flipped right the fuck out and opened a can of condensed whoop-ass on the goblin, pictured below.

Onyx is alive and well, and survived with no kills and minor injuries.




Meanwhile (and I was too transfixed by the above events to get a photo) Lard Imic had lumbered up to the now tired-and bleeding surviving goblins. He proceeded to crush entire goblin limbs up into their little fragile goblin torsos with his silver maul, and won the battle.