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WHO SHALL BE ELECTED AS BARON or BARONESS? LINK TO DETAILS: http://bit.ly/1rYwMDL

Ilre Obeycarry
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Voting closed: April 12, 2016, 05:21:02 pm


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Onyx Discforge

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #405 on: May 23, 2016, 06:05:48 pm »
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Quote from: Onyx Discforge on May 23, 2016, 05:27:01 pm
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 04:18:02 pm
Mr. Wright, they seem to have a thing about lawyers... yes, yes, the whole "bourgeois" routine, yeah, I told you they're Communists... no, I don't think that they'll care if you find any contradictions in their arguments, and they undoubtedly won't give a single dragon's *ss how many times you yell "objection" at them... no, I promise you, that's not going to work.
I object to you trying to sue Big Brother HER GLORIOUS COMMUNIST MAJESTY QUEEN AMPERSAND.  Continue and you will be thrown into a melting-down Chernobyl reactor NOT BE ABLE TO CAUSE ANY MORE NUIANCES BECAUSE YOU WILL have your head bashed in by a totally-not suspicious shield-shaped indentation BE IN HAPPY BOLSHEVIK COMMUNIST PARTY LAND.  In the middle of nowhere while it is snowing.  And cold.  Very very cold.

...suing? What is suing? Monsieur Wright is a defense lawyer! This is an outrage!
I sue you for being outraged.  With my shield.  Currently moving towards your face.  From above.
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #406 on: May 23, 2016, 06:10:27 pm »
All legal action is secretly suing in Bourgeois Court. If you attempt to sue us with your "defense lawyer" both of you will go to gulag WE WILL SEND YOU ON GUIDED TOUR OF COUNTRY WINTER RESORT BECAUSE WE HARBOR NO ILL WILL TOWARDS OUR OPPONENTS AND IT WILL SHOW YOU TRUE GLORY OF U.B.S.R!
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #407 on: May 23, 2016, 06:16:47 pm »
Quote from: LordBrassroast on May 23, 2016, 06:10:27 pm
All legal action is secretly suing in Bourgeois Court. If you attempt to sue us with your "defense lawyer" both of you will go to gulag WE WILL SEND YOU ON GUIDED TOUR OF COUNTRY WINTER RESORT BECAUSE WE HARBOR NO ILL WILL TOWARDS OUR OPPONENTS AND IT WILL SHOW YOU TRUE GLORY OF U.B.S.R!
What about illegal action?
Onyx Learnedmouth has started a party at the !!Communist Corpse!! table!
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AzyWng

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #408 on: May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm »
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #409 on: May 23, 2016, 06:26:39 pm »
Quote from: Onyx Discforge on May 23, 2016, 06:16:47 pm
Quote from: LordBrassroast on May 23, 2016, 06:10:27 pm
All legal action is secretly suing in Bourgeois Court. If you attempt to sue us with your "defense lawyer" both of you will go to gulag WE WILL SEND YOU ON GUIDED TOUR OF COUNTRY WINTER RESORT BECAUSE WE HARBOR NO ILL WILL TOWARDS OUR OPPONENTS AND IT WILL SHOW YOU TRUE GLORY OF U.B.S.R!
What about illegal action?
Onyx Learnedmouth has started a party at the !!Communist Corpse!! table!
What is a "sue"? Are there any citizens around named "Sue"? I honestly don't know what you're talking about!
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Learnedmouth, where did that corpse come from?

Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
You there! Mister Wing! Yes, you mate. How much cotton paper do you have, and how would like 5 coins per sheet?

EDIT: [This is Glass, not Erin] I have created a monster.  8)
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #410 on: May 23, 2016, 06:30:18 pm »
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 06:26:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
You there! Mister Wing! Yes, you mate. How much cotton paper do you have, and how would like 5 coins per sheet?

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Mister Wing!

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Wing!

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Wing

Excuse me?
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #411 on: May 23, 2016, 06:34:40 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:30:18 pm
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 06:26:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
You there! Mister Wing! Yes, you mate. How much cotton paper do you have, and how would like 5 coins per sheet?

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Mister Wing!

Quote
Wing!

Quote
Wing

Excuse me?

Wang? Weng? Wong? Wung?
...
Wyng?

...
Is there a schwa there? I'm afraid I can't pronounce something without vowels.

Anyway, would you care to sell me any cotton paper you may have?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Quote from: Madman198237 on April 16, 2019, 10:12:54 pm
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Onyx Discforge

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #412 on: May 23, 2016, 06:39:57 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
Just wait for Dunadisimos to arrive.  Please pardon any mayhem, threats, communism, and/or shield bashing experienced and/or witnessed up until that time and at any point after that time.  Enjoy your stay.
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #413 on: May 23, 2016, 06:44:35 pm »
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 06:34:40 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:30:18 pm
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 06:26:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
You there! Mister Wing! Yes, you mate. How much cotton paper do you have, and how would like 5 coins per sheet?

Quote
Mister Wing!

Quote
Wing!

Quote
Wing

Excuse me?

Wang? Weng? Wong? Wung?
...
Wyng?

...
Is there a schwa there? I'm afraid I can't pronounce something without vowels.

Anyway, would you care to sell me any cotton paper you may have?
I don't have any (I haven't even arrived yet, gimme a break).

It's supposed to be "Wang", as in the Chinese word, but after an incident where I was apparently too young to have Gmail account (Thanks for being so kid-friendly, Google!), I wound up having my email address deleted. So I decided to maul/butcher/doctor/modify/switch up the name of my original address and now... I've created this curious hard-to-pronounce and easy-to-misread name.
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #414 on: May 23, 2016, 06:50:03 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:44:35 pm
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 06:34:40 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:30:18 pm
Quote from: Glass on May 23, 2016, 06:26:39 pm
Quote from: AzyWng on May 23, 2016, 06:18:20 pm
Hey, could I be manned as an... herbalist or farmer?
You there! Mister Wing! Yes, you mate. How much cotton paper do you have, and how would like 5 coins per sheet?

Quote
Mister Wing!

Quote
Wing!

Quote
Wing

Excuse me?

Wang? Weng? Wong? Wung?
...
Wyng?

...
Is there a schwa there? I'm afraid I can't pronounce something without vowels.

Anyway, would you care to sell me any cotton paper you may have?
I don't have any (I haven't even arrived yet, gimme a break).

It's supposed to be "Wang", as in the Chinese word, but after an incident where I was apparently too young to have Gmail account (Thanks for being so kid-friendly, Google!), I wound up having my email address deleted. So I decided to maul/butcher/doctor/modify/switch up the name of my original address and now... I've created this curious hard-to-pronounce and easy-to-misread name.
Understood, 王先生.  我也说一点儿中文.
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Quote from: Madman198237 on April 16, 2019, 10:12:54 pm
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #415 on: May 23, 2016, 08:23:19 pm »
Quote from: Onyx Discforge on May 23, 2016, 06:39:57 pm
Just wait for Dunadisimos to arrive.  Please pardon any mayhem, threats, communism, and/or shield bashing experienced and/or witnessed up until that time and at any point after that time.  Enjoy your stay.

Ah, me mates, that'll be glarious. Ahther Oi'm gonna need me a new man, or somethin' awesome will 'appen. Poten'shly both.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Quote from: Madman198237 on April 16, 2019, 10:12:54 pm
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #416 on: May 24, 2016, 12:28:24 pm »
Only if I get to name your human Wang.

Nah, just kidding (or am I). What should his or her name be?
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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #417 on: May 24, 2016, 01:48:49 pm »
Uh, Coleman? Crazed?

Let's go with Crazed, just for laughs.
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Glass

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #418 on: May 24, 2016, 02:46:44 pm »
Crazed Wing.  :D

Jk, jk.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Quote from: Madman198237 on April 16, 2019, 10:12:54 pm
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: YEAR TEN - BLAZECOOKS III - Human Fort!!! v.42.06
« Reply #419 on: May 24, 2016, 06:42:46 pm »
Quote from: Glass on May 24, 2016, 02:46:44 pm
Crazed Wing.  :D

Jk, jk.

Nonsensical, but it could work. Not like the random generator hasn't turned up strange names of its own every now and then...

Just change it to the human language's words and I'm okay with that.
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