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Walk into one of the new catacombs under a massive town. Find a coffin with a body in it. Pick something up in a nearby room to wake the mummy. Leave your companions to fight and

Has done this
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Has not done this
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Total Members Voted: 21

Voting closed: December 12, 2015, 10:52:18 pm


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Tlukle

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Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« on: December 09, 2015, 09:09:06 am »

What is the worst thing you have ever done in Adventure mode for instance I once created and EPIC child army.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2015, 09:20:48 am »

By worst you mean quailty or worst as in Bad ideas folks shouldn't do?
because worst thing you can possibly do in adventure mode is walk out at night at a low skill expecting nothing going to happen to you.

I mean you didn't turn those kids into vampires by feeding them from a restock supply of vamp blood at a bar.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2015, 11:04:47 am »

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2015, 11:24:36 am »

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.
Given the OP, not unless you did it yourself (which hopefully you haven't.)
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2015, 12:10:09 pm »

Strangled an elf child to death with its own thong.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2015, 12:55:13 pm »

In adventure mode, I try maiming, but not killing as many dwarves as possible, trying to get them into legends mode and maybe my fort.
Unsurprisingly, no armless, legless, eyeless, earless, noseless, toothless, tongueless dwarves have ever migrated to my fort.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2015, 02:44:30 pm »

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.

Wait I wanna read that. I heard it was messed up, but I don't know what it actually is.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2015, 02:59:51 pm »

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2015, 05:18:01 pm »

What is the worst thing you have ever done in Adventure mode for instance I once created and EPIC child army.

Robbed a merchant who was selling statues... he yelled out theif but no one helped him.
I brutally injured him then ran off with the rest.


killed off entire innocent hamlet... became known as a "villain"

"accidentally" murdered several babies while using them to grind my wrestling skill..hid their bodies in a pond behind the fort so no one would figure out I killed them (you can do that now)

knocked out a child and ripped off there fingers/toes one by one..then their ears...then their nose....then gouged their eyes...In fact I do that kind of thing a lot and not just to children... its fun to see how long people can last before bleeding to death.....

I enjoy doing that, its funny to see all the parts scattered around the body (just  a giant sphere of body parts scattered about)..oh whats that, oh its their left foot 3rd toe and their left ear!.

I usually butcher the person afterwards and keep their skull and maybe a finger as a trophy.

I usually fill up my waterskin with their blood while doing this as-well (if I'm running low on water)
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2015, 05:36:11 pm »

It is terrifying.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2015, 06:02:38 pm »

By worst you mean quailty or worst as in Bad ideas folks shouldn't do?
because worst thing you can possibly do in adventure mode is walk out at night at a low skill expecting nothing going to happen to you.

I mean you didn't turn those kids into vampires by feeding them from a restock supply of vamp blood at a bar.
I mean like killing babies is a Horrible thing to do so like most evil or cruel thing ever done.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2015, 06:06:28 pm »

I once slaughtered I bandit camp full of civilians because they were "with" the bad guys this included children I would guess about fifty of these. I once created an adventurer whose only goal was to kill as many dwarves as possible, his companions eventually put an end to this but the interim time and slaughter was "interesting".
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2015, 06:09:54 pm »

What is the worst thing you have ever done in Adventure mode for instance I once created and EPIC child army.

Robbed a merchant who was selling statues... he yelled out theif but no one helped him.
I brutally injured him then ran off with the rest.


killed off entire innocent hamlet... became known as a "villain"

"accidentally" murdered several babies while using them to grind my wrestling skill..hid their bodies in a pond behind the fort so no one would figure out I killed them (you can do that now)

knocked out a child and ripped off there fingers/toes one by one..then their ears...then their nose....then gouged their eyes...In fact I do that kind of thing a lot and not just to children... its fun to see how long people can last before bleeding to death.....

I enjoy doing that, its funny to see all the parts scattered around the body (just  a giant sphere of body parts scattered about)..oh whats that, oh its their left foot 3rd toe and their left ear!.

I usually butcher the person afterwards and keep their skull and maybe a finger as a trophy.

I usually fill up my waterskin with their blood while doing this as-well (if I'm running low on water)
Me too, I always enjoyed killing people slowly and taking their skulls or preferably their heads as trophies that's cool.
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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2015, 06:58:12 pm »

I just fought a swordsmaster. After killing his entire bandit troop, I introduced myself and challenged him to single combat. He attacked me and after a long duel, I slashed his foot and smashed his toe, causing him to pass out. Then I wrestled away his sword, blinded both his eyes, and left my old sword in his chest.

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Re: Worst Thing Ever Done in Adventure Mode
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2015, 07:15:16 pm »

I'm fairly certain I got far too much enjoyment out Dwarven Kickball. Used the classic "initiate grab, initiate jump " trick to send a goblin flying. I then sprinted after its unconscious flying body, trying to time it so that I jump into it right as it lands, to juggle it. If you miss a well-timed jump, just jump again and keep trying to knock it about. Kept it going until the poor bastard's lower body gibbed.

Also, it's inevitable that someone will eventually recount the story of Orkbork Whatshisface and the modding-related horrors inflicted on the forum. =w=
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