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Total Members Voted: 21

Voting closed: December 12, 2015, 10:52:18 pm

[Elfhater69]

Could you have hacked the bodies to pieces lit them on fire then stuff their burning remains in a cup and make someone drink it?

[zombat]

Strangled an elf child to death with its own thong.

You can't strangle people with items.

Not any more, but you used to be able to.

This is back when hammer dorf's were nicknamed Gibbers.

[Random_Dragon]

Strangled an elf child to death with its own thong.

You can't strangle people with items.

Not any more, but you used to be able to.

This is back when hammer dorf's were nicknamed Gibbers.

What heresy is this? :V

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Also, be lucky that you can't just eat your enemies whole. Almost as bad as drinking them.

[Max™]

Could you have hacked the bodies to pieces lit them on fire then stuff their burning remains in a cup and make someone drink it?

Yeah probably but they destroy drank objects so it wouldn't matter unless you could have it give a syndrome like... lethal heartburn.

[ZM5]

Not really adventure mode specific but when I was into a bit of a fell modding mood recently and was doing arena mode testing I realized what type of painful hell I'm unleashing on every denizen of my worlds.

Modding more things, like weapons or creatures in, and making sure they act precisely how you want them to (usually involving lots of test subjects dying in various ways, atleast in my experience) is morally probably the worst thing you can do in DF, period - it's like you're a mad scientist conducting ultimately pointless experiments to sate your lust for...something, I dunno, definitely not knowledge though - and then you unleash your "experiment" unto the world.

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Some logs from testing sawblade launchers, blunderbuss rifles and eliminators (you'll definitely know what those are if you played DD:DA)

"Shoot through the heart, and you're to blame"

[Random_Dragon]

Damn, if we had a "worst thing done in fortress mode" thing I could mention my "no booze, no furniture, no clothes" torture fort. :V

[Catmeat]

I set up a crap fort with a few mood items i wanted to experiment with and the treasury room was also the childrens burrow, cause they are little treasures. Anywho I ended up scratching the young dwarf girls face till she passed out, after her losing consiousness a good few times and nobody stopping my character I cut off her eye lids, lips, tongue and cheeks then took her coat and beat he with it while asking her how she was feeling, not getting a response I decided to leave. The two farmers outside the doors angered me for being terrible people not helping this defenceless child so I proceded to attack them and removed both their arms from the shoulder, they didnt die.
I later revived the fort and laughed as the farmers had no arms.
You cant farm without arms, silly farmers hahahaha, WHOS FUCKING LAUGHING NOW YOU SICK FUCKS!

[Rumrusher]

Damn, if we had a "worst thing done in fortress mode" thing I could mention my "no booze, no furniture, no clothes" torture fort. :V

I would say sold a human child to slavery in an attempt to pull off a magic trick of switching places with a caged cat.
or selling dwarf kids parents because I turn them into a pet which allow them to be sold, or got a ghost to drink their own corpse.
or caged drunk people for the purpose to placing them in a tree.
but what tops most of those is getting your adventure to die and come back from the dead as a ghost.
because oh boy that's the worst thing you can do in fort mode with your adventurer because I think fort mode straight up will remove access of playing your adventurer in adv mode some times.

[Catmeat]

Hey Rumrusher, do you think you could get to play as a dead adventurer that way?

[Rumrusher]

Hey Rumrusher, do you think you could get to play as a dead adventurer that way?

playing not so much but I don't know if it's a case where dwarf fortress rob my adventurer rights to be playable as moving adventurers to fort mode tend to do or was it a case where the game removed the unit from adventurer pools because they died and came back as a undead ghost zombie I know resurrection works on adventurers if you mod that in but I need to do more research on the subject.

[Jerry The Hellbound]

I wanted to see what the bone carving stuff was like, so I killed a turkey and decided to make some bone figurines, I made a few bone figurines of myself being mutilated and sold them to someone for 3 golden coins and a silver coin. I can now live a peaceful life of killing animals and making bone figurines of myself being mutilated among other things. Amazing. c:

Slightly off-topic and cross-posting from reddit's DF sub, but I'm absolutely loving the new custom image making:

is this a mod??? god im oblivious.

[ZM5]

The actual image-making itself, no - all the creatures aside from vanilla ones, yes.

[UristMcVampire]

I created a race with a bite that causes full-body necrosis and blistering (which for some reason usually starts in the toes). I made an adventurer of that race and multiple times bit people/animals and just watched them rot. I have done a LOT of other cruel things but that's the one I did most recently.

[TheFlame52]

I was rescuing some kids and a single bandit attacked me. I sicced the kids on him. They weren't strong enough to kill him, but they were strong enough to cause one of the longest wound lists I've ever seen. I had to put him out of his misery myself.

[Random_Dragon]

Sweet-ass necropost.