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Voting closed: December 12, 2015, 10:52:18 pm

[Evillee]

Killing entire goblin pits? Not Just the Men, but the Women and Children Too. It was revenge after killing my companion. I only left alive all humans, dwarfs and elves, excluding their elven lord.

Was there sand? Was it coarse and rough and irritating and did it get everywhere?

sigg'd

[Tyjid]

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sigg'd

I feel blessed

[Eschar]

I stole a loaf of bread.

You know no mercy.

[Senator Jim Death]

I was going to use DFHack's advfort to collapse a worldgen fortress roof on top of the tavern and trade depot. With all the dwarves talking, though, it took way too long, so I gave up. Besides, they were all shouting at each other to drop various artifacts they were holding, so I figure that they were about to have fun without my help.

Instead, I collapsed a tent roof. The tent was full of sleeping army recruits, part of an army in the middle of nowhere--literally at the edge of the map. It's not like they were going anywhere important, and linen hurts just like stone does. I lost style points for being caught in my own linen cave-in. 

Nearby, I found a group of what appeared to be nomad people, heading down into a cave. These folks weren't warriors, but fishermen and cheesemakers. They didn't have a "why are you traveling" option, so I figure they were going to make the cavern their home. I decided to leave them alone. Some NPCs make their own hell. They fought off the giant slugs somehow, so maybe they're still down there. Starving.

Other than that, it's all the usual stuff. Slay the moon freaks tormenting the town, then silently strangle a child on the way to report in--just because it was there. Beat taverngoers to death with the booze barrels. Punch the head off of a bad storyteller, then finish his story even worse than he was doing. Abandon companions in the middle of the caverns. Rip off loincloths and beat the owners with them until they break. Bite off a guy's arm, throw it at his fleeing friend, and then necro-animate it.

There're just so many things that don't work right yet. You can set a bunch of fires under a tree, but they never spread. At least with advfort you can actually cut down the tree so that the elves fall down into the fires. Sure, when you travel the tree is standing once again, but that's fine: cut it down again if the elves survived. Advfort is great. You can dig pits so that you have something to kick people into. All kinds of crap.

Hopefully in a future version the PC will be able to put people into bags. Murdering someone and then reanimating their body in a goblin fort just isn't the same as actually RPing a snatcher.

[Blastbeard]

Murdering someone and then reanimating their body in a goblin fort just isn't the same as actually RPing a snatcher.

Why not both?

[Rumrusher]

sitting here realizing I can shove folks into bags with dfhack, and yeah it's not the same, though with modding you could just resurrect the dead body and RP somewhat the same.
though this got me thinking about making a script where folks in bags are auto added to a camp zone, allowing one to catch and build a zoo.

[Slozgo Luzma]

I conquered the known world in the name of some human lady in a hamlet, vanquishing all of the world's megabeasts and many of its rulers. Then I led a horde of zombies into her hall and claimed the symbol of her authority, a legendary skirt.

[KittyTac]

Cleansing an entire world. No civilized creatures left. Did it with a recreation of Chara from Undertale, armed with an adamantine knife.

[Droggarth]

Oh man.. I've done a lot of horrible mutilating and mangling along with the usual maiming killing and burning on the battlefields.
Currently the blood elves are my character's target of elimination and an Ischroforged-Draenei is pure alright, pure with unadulterated rage and hatred towards the foes of all Draenei.

Imagine a simple blood elf glazer in his/her home getting dismembered and mangled alive while getting guts removed along with clothes getting ripped to shreds due to attacker's menacing chainaxes and then bleeding out while getting the last glimpse of his/her attacker who has the shape of some tough battle-hardened draenei female glad in an intimidating full vermilion-colored armor.

I can imagine the thoughts that went through that glazer's mind "Draenei are supposed to be peaceful!? She doesn't look like a Broken or a Lost One even.. is that really just some sort of a demon in Draenei form or is this something truly new and unheard of, what are they planning, who is planning, why!?? Oh dear me I am so wrecked.. such cruelty! This is how I go isn't it? ..i-i-it is truly horrifying! My limbs are everywhere in my house and my guts are all over my floor.. I'm already in the puddle of my own blood and I see and feel my eyesight going dimmer and more grey.. so much pain" *passes away and gets head brutally chopped off and all of his/her remains butchered*.

[Eric Blank]

Thats like standard maiming practices though. Like if youre going to take the time to maim someone youre going to want to chop off small facial features or excess body parts like tails, then hands/feet, then disembowel them and wait for them to bleed out. Thats just how maiming works. And of course you look like a psychopath doing it, we pretty much are a bunch of psychopaths.

You should have paralyzed them with a special nobreathe syndrome, dismembered them, then set them on fire. Or set them on fire and then dismember them. That works too.

You can also use a nobleed syndrome, chop them into little bits.without worrying about them dying, and then fast travel away. When you come back theyll still be all dismembered with all the emotional trauma, but none of the dying!

My favorite is doing the above and then leaving them with their guts spilled. Theyll be crawling around on their chin dragging their guts behind them for the rest of their lives.

[Droggarth]

Thats like standard maiming practices though.

Aye, merely got deep in thought how horrible even the standard of it is. Plenty of good ideas though! I'll have to give that nobleed thing a try, though I must admit I don't have much experience with syndromes.

[Yerland]

Havent done anythung too horrific yet just standard wrestler stuff. Still my favorite game to play is, how many joint locks to give into the pain, the lucky ones give up at three. Still sometimes a poor human is on the ground with 2 broken hips and 2 broken shoulders , and I have to start trying to hit fingers.

[Rufflikerex]

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.

What story? I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but now I need a link to that story! Badly.

[KittyTac]

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.

What story? I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but now I need a link to that story! Badly.

To recap, it involved someone modding in a penis and "raping" an elf child with it. I think Toady deleted it. I found it rather underwhelming.

[Rufflikerex]

Is this the part where we post a link to the story of that guy?

You know the one.

What story? I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but now I need a link to that story! Badly.

To recap, it involved someone modding in a penis and "raping" an elf child with it. I think Toady deleted it. I found it rather underwhelming.

Ok I take it back. I don't need a link.