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TheBiggerFish

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Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« on: December 27, 2015, 01:15:38 pm »
By popular request!


There is finally a place for you to make actually funny jokes!


Have at it!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2015, 01:19:15 pm »
This thread is a joke itself beause it implies that Twinwolf is popular.

Haha, right.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2015, 01:34:44 pm »
Posting to watch. I give it a fifty-sixty chance of this dying out before the fifth page, though. We're not a very funny community. 'Terrifying' would be more descriptive. But it's a funny terror, so it's all right.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2015, 01:42:05 pm »
I wasn't serious, you know.
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Of course, Twin is neither man nor woman but an unholy eldritch abomination like every other Bay12er. The difference is they hide it better.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2015, 01:47:42 pm »
*Cricket sounds*
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 02:32:55 pm »
Quote from: Twinwolf on December 27, 2015, 01:42:05 pm
I wasn't serious, you know.
I know, that's part of the joke.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2015, 02:37:07 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on December 27, 2015, 02:32:55 pm
Quote from: Twinwolf on December 27, 2015, 01:42:05 pm
I wasn't serious, you know.
I know, that's part of the joke.
Hahahaha! What a good laugh!
*slow clap*
Well played, chap.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2015, 02:53:25 pm »
It would be funny if this thread actually survived...
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2015, 02:57:49 pm »
You're a joke.
We're a joke.
Everything is a joke.
Fuck this funny shit, I'm out.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
Kot finishes his morning routine in the same way he always does, by burning a scale replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral on the windowsill.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2015, 02:59:05 pm »
That's in the wrong thread, Kot, except if it was in the right thread it would no longer be...


*head asplodes*
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2015, 03:00:16 pm »
I bet the jokes in this thread will be just a bad as the other ones.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2015, 03:03:43 pm »
They will be as bad as people who make them.
So yeah, terrible, terrible jokes.

This is now Watercooler/Circlejerk thread.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
Kot finishes his morning routine in the same way he always does, by burning a scale replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral on the windowsill.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2015, 03:06:15 pm »
It is?  I don't recall changing the title.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Watercooler/Circlejerk
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2015, 03:06:55 pm »
That's the joke.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 10, 2016, 06:13:50 am
Kot finishes his morning routine in the same way he always does, by burning a scale replica of Saint Basil's Cathedral on the windowsill.

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2015, 03:11:39 pm »
Except it's not funny, therefore it belongs in the other thread.


Don't make me call the funny police.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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