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TheBiggerFish

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Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« on: December 27, 2015, 01:15:38 pm »

By popular request!


There is finally a place for you to make actually funny jokes!


Have at it!
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2015, 01:19:15 pm »

This thread is a joke itself beause it implies that Twinwolf is popular.

Haha, right.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2015, 01:34:44 pm »

Posting to watch. I give it a fifty-sixty chance of this dying out before the fifth page, though. We're not a very funny community. 'Terrifying' would be more descriptive. But it's a funny terror, so it's all right.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2015, 01:42:05 pm »

I wasn't serious, you know.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2015, 01:47:42 pm »

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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2015, 02:32:55 pm »

I wasn't serious, you know.
I know, that's part of the joke.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2015, 02:37:07 pm »

I wasn't serious, you know.
I know, that's part of the joke.
Hahahaha! What a good laugh!
*slow clap*
Well played, chap.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2015, 02:53:25 pm »

It would be funny if this thread actually survived...
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2015, 02:57:49 pm »

You're a joke.
We're a joke.
Everything is a joke.
Fuck this funny shit, I'm out.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2015, 02:59:05 pm »

That's in the wrong thread, Kot, except if it was in the right thread it would no longer be...


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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2015, 03:00:16 pm »

I bet the jokes in this thread will be just a bad as the other ones.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2015, 03:03:43 pm »

They will be as bad as people who make them.
So yeah, terrible, terrible jokes.

This is now Watercooler/Circlejerk thread.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2015, 03:06:15 pm »

It is?  I don't recall changing the title.
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Watercooler/Circlejerk
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2015, 03:06:55 pm »

That's the joke.
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Re: Not-Terrible Jokes Thread!
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2015, 03:11:39 pm »

Except it's not funny, therefore it belongs in the other thread.


Don't make me call the funny police.
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