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THE FOLLOWING VIDEO HAS BEEN PREPARED FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO UNDERTAKE THE DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY REWARDING TASK OF CLEANING UP THE DEEP INFIRMARY SECTIONS AFTER THE RECENT DEPARTURE OF THE DOCTOR. BY WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU ARE GIVING LEGAL CONSENT TO ALL THE PROVISIONS IN SECTION A OF THE DEEP INFIRMARY EXPLORATION CHARTER. ALL CONTENT IS CREATED AND FUNDED BY THE INFIRMARY ASSISTANT LONGEVITY ENHANCEMENT PROGRAM, AND SHALL NOT BE USED IN PART OR WHOLE WITHOUT THE PERMISSION THE CREATORS.
HELLO! We here at the infirmary hear that you former prisoners would like the chance to make some money while on ship. And as luck should have it, we have the perfect opportunity for you! When the honorable Doctor left for work on other worlds, he left behind his extensive medical compound, a section known as the "Deep Infirmary". It is...well rather a lot larger than it should be. Both in terms of what is shown on our blueprints and what should be physically possible. Due to recent problems with reality, along with just a general lack of upkeep, the deep infirmary has fallen into a dangerous state of disrepair. As such, we need brave volunteers to go into this area and salvage what they can. Specifically, we are looking for information left behind by the Doctor himself. These notes may be found on data pads such as this one. If found, please return it to us. These, along with anything else of particular value may be returned to us for tokens. However, please do not bring us unlabeled syringes, surplus mechanical parts, or any other such...junk. We have no need for them and you will not be paid for them. You may, however, keep them for yourselves, if you wish.
Oh and, we would recommend against reading the Doctor's notes. Doing so may have beneficial side effects, but it will also render them valueless and may result in mental trauma.
May also result in subsequent assassination.
Now, the Deep infirmary may be entered via these tramways, which you should see directly in front of you following your mandatory viewing of this video. We are sending only 5 at a time, and only those who have had less than 2 level ups worth of experience. Because Steve doesn't, and this is a quote, "Want to waste any useful soldiers on another myopic boondoggle". So we will not be providing assistance, or rescue or weaponry or aid of any sort! Once you have entered the Deep Infirmary, your life is entirely in your hands! You must return to the tramway, or find another tramway stop in order to escape.
Now, if you still would like to go in, please find a place on the tram. If not, please exit through the rear of this room. If the tram has already departed, please wait for the current explorers to return or die. Thank you, and good luck!
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THE TRAM IS: HERE
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