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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 990072 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10470 on: December 12, 2019, 09:49:14 am »

We didn't, the oceans left us. They'll be back, some day...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10471 on: December 12, 2019, 09:54:44 am »

We didn't, the oceans left us. They'll be back, some day...
They didn't even say a proper goodbye! They just waved.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10472 on: December 12, 2019, 09:58:45 am »

If you ask me, I think we’ll be seaing them again soon.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10473 on: December 12, 2019, 10:24:45 am »

I suspect that in the near future, as the forumites get ever longer in the tooth, the entire lower boards content will end up being one never ending string of bad puns and dad jokes.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10474 on: December 12, 2019, 10:59:33 am »

Back in the day we didn't climb down from trees

Even the trees were a bad move. No one should have left the oceans.
Becoming multicellular organisms was a bad move, I tell you
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10475 on: December 12, 2019, 11:59:54 am »

I suspect that in the near future, as the forumites get ever longer in the tooth, the entire lower boards content will end up being one never ending string of bad puns and dad jokes.

And cultural references to dead authors. I wasn't sure if I should go with this or, "Ignore this guy, he still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10476 on: December 12, 2019, 01:24:41 pm »

So, uh, Britain is having 'the most important general election evar!', last I heard about polling (which was a month ago at least I think) the conservatives were ahead, but could go either way.

Also, looks like the UK doesn't ban election ads on election day as they do here?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10477 on: December 12, 2019, 02:35:37 pm »

Didn't BBC run anti-voting PSAs? And lie about one of the candidates?

I don't think rules still apply, is what I'm saying.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10478 on: December 12, 2019, 02:40:19 pm »

I am the senate
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10479 on: December 12, 2019, 02:58:02 pm »

Didn't BBC run anti-voting PSAs? And lie about one of the candidates?

I don't think rules still apply, is what I'm saying.
What? When?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10480 on: December 12, 2019, 03:10:31 pm »

Didn't BBC run anti-voting PSAs? And lie about one of the candidates?

I don't think rules still apply, is what I'm saying.
What? When?
Who? Why?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10481 on: December 12, 2019, 03:59:10 pm »

Didn't BBC run anti-voting PSAs? And lie about one of the candidates?

I don't think rules still apply, is what I'm saying.
What? When?

Right near the end of voter registration, they were posting stuff about voting being boring and pointless, and asking what people would rather be doing. I'm not saying it's what they were doing, but if you were to try to dissuade younger voters (the ones who aren't registered yet) to prevent them from changing the status quo, that's how you'd do it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10482 on: December 12, 2019, 04:13:24 pm »

Ah, and here I thought the BBC was about posting information, not dissuading democracy. Lesson is to never assume that anyone does anything without an agenda
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10483 on: December 12, 2019, 04:24:44 pm »

Sounds like one of those commentator things that they attach to articles from time to time.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10484 on: December 12, 2019, 06:20:58 pm »

UK exit polls suggest a +40ish Tory majority.

BoJo Brexit Time, it seems.
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