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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 992087 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11040 on: January 13, 2021, 10:15:35 am »

Pretty much. Uitzicht (Uit-zicht) means Out-Sight directly, referring to what you can see or have in sight. Uitzicht-los is Out-Sight-Less, having nothing un sight -- ie in context of diseases "With no chance of improvement within sight".
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11041 on: January 15, 2021, 05:28:17 am »

With high likelyhood our dutch government will fall today, over a terrible debacle where our tax services labelled innocent people as fraudulent and took 10s of thousands of euros from them. As a result, people lost their jobs, their homes, they got divorced, their children were taken away by CPS... Quite a few of them committed suicide even. (it took 10 years for our government to admit wrongdoing, most of those people have been in misery for 10 years. They still have not been reimbursed, not that that is possible for those who lost loved ones, children, or their life)
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11042 on: January 15, 2021, 05:59:59 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11043 on: January 15, 2021, 06:24:45 am »

Alternatively:

Strongdogg -- Colonialism was wrong, the benefits and profits of each land's natural resources should go to the people of that land
Weakdogg -- Why are you upset all profits from your fish go to France?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11044 on: January 15, 2021, 06:27:48 am »

Ahhhh hah.

I prefer Scriver's.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11045 on: January 15, 2021, 06:56:06 am »

EU: so long, and thanks for all the fish
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11046 on: January 15, 2021, 04:08:36 pm »

The Royal Navy's probably also a bad example to bring up, given that the Royal Navy is actually sailing in the South China Seas whilst the EU is afraid of China. Looks like the Lib Dems were wrong; you don't have to be in the EU to oppose China, you just have to oppose China to oppose China.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11047 on: January 16, 2021, 11:28:52 pm »

Inb4 China oppose Great Britain and start having warship games in the English Channel...
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11048 on: January 17, 2021, 07:18:58 am »

Our government did fall btw, past friday. We now have a demissionary government that is not allowed to make decisions without parliament approval.  We will not have early election, because they are already planned for march anyways.


EDIT: our now demissionary government decided (or rather followed the advice of our outbreak management team) to keep all schools and day-care centers closed for longer. The plan was to re-open them on january 25th, now they will remain closed until at least february 8th.

To try and relieve some stress for those parents who have been trying to work from home while taking care of their litters, the government is exploring the option of giving parents who work from home some days or weeks of paid leave, so they can regain some energy and focus on looking after their kids. How exactly the companies they work for are going to keep functioning with many employees on leave is not clear.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11049 on: January 18, 2021, 08:18:25 am »

Inb4 China oppose Great Britain and start having warship games in the English Channel...
Channel Islands is historic Chinese territory according to the 20 dash line

Our government did fall btw, past friday. We now have a demissionary government that is not allowed to make decisions without parliament approval.  We will not have early election, because they are already planned for march anyways.

EDIT: our now demissionary government decided (or rather followed the advice of our outbreak management team) to keep all schools and day-care centers closed for longer. The plan was to re-open them on january 25th, now they will remain closed until at least february 8th.

To try and relieve some stress for those parents who have been trying to work from home while taking care of their litters, the government is exploring the option of giving parents who work from home some days or weeks of paid leave, so they can regain some energy and focus on looking after their kids. How exactly the companies they work for are going to keep functioning with many employees on leave is not clear.
Which government fell?

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11050 on: January 18, 2021, 08:56:21 am »

Depends on whether you ask me or Scriver  :D :D
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11051 on: January 18, 2021, 09:05:41 am »

We are well aware you're a secret Lichtensteiner martinuz. All these articles in Dutch fools no-one!
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11052 on: January 18, 2021, 09:10:26 am »

Shit, you got me.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11053 on: January 18, 2021, 12:25:45 pm »

Inb4 China oppose Great Britain and start having warship games in the English Channel...
Channel Islands is historic Chinese territory according to the 20 dash line
I don't think that the phrase "the empire on which the sun never sets" has ever applied to China.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11054 on: January 19, 2021, 03:35:57 am »

I don't think that the phrase "the empire on which the sun never sets" has ever applied to China.
The historic name for the old Chinese Empires was "all under heaven," if that counts

Plus the CCP habit of having 1 leader, 1 country, 1 timezone means the sun would set somewhere in the megatimezone

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