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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11280 on: October 18, 2021, 03:59:16 am »
Another terrorist attack, this time a British MP got knifed again, police arrested a Brit citizen of Somali heritage under suspicion of islamic terrorism

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To make matters spicier his dad was a former adviser to the PM of Somalia. Poor guy seems shook that his son would do something like murder. Initial suspicions are that he was inspired to carry out the assassination after chatting with some Al Shabaab people online
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Damn, it gets worse. His father left Somalia to live in the UK because... Al Shabaab were threatening his life
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11281 on: October 27, 2021, 09:55:03 am »
The European Court has sentenced the state of Poland to pay 1 million euros fine per day, for as long as they do not abolish their disciplinary committee and stop silencing judges.

The fine will be withheld from EU funding.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11282 on: October 27, 2021, 10:41:17 am »
inb4 Poland announces they are cutting their EU contributions by 1 million euros a day due to budget constraints
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11283 on: October 27, 2021, 10:53:03 am »
inb4 Pexit.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11284 on: October 27, 2021, 10:57:39 am »
It's called Polout
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11285 on: October 27, 2021, 11:04:34 am »
Oh, sorry dude. Didn't realise I was being poloutically incorrect.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11286 on: October 27, 2021, 02:05:50 pm »
Polloutta Europe: the award winning French film coming to cinemas near you; featuring sex, drama and greyscale shots of Polish social housing
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11287 on: October 27, 2021, 02:11:18 pm »
The friendly and Polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11288 on: October 27, 2021, 02:59:23 pm »
It needs some Polish
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11289 on: October 27, 2021, 04:05:18 pm »
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11290 on: October 27, 2021, 06:06:40 pm »
You can tell those men never pol-out

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Okay now I hate myself ahaha.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11291 on: October 28, 2021, 12:49:10 am »
Ha! Polish jokes, I like them ;) Oh well, I'm Pole...

Our current government is a terrible joke, I didn't vote on them. So let me tell some old Polish joke:
- How to solve the problem of hunger and unemployment?
- Let the hungry eat the unemployed
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11292 on: October 28, 2021, 03:12:19 am »
That's a good joke. But how do we know if your opinion is representative? The only way to know is if we consult the Pole polls
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11293 on: October 28, 2021, 06:19:50 am »
How do Polish law enforcement get good homes?
Through the Pole Lease.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11294 on: October 28, 2021, 06:36:21 am »
Oh Po-lease. I hurt myself laughing. I demand a Pology.
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