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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11310 on: November 29, 2021, 04:52:36 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11311 on: November 30, 2021, 03:43:25 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11312 on: December 13, 2021, 01:17:05 pm »

Danish former minister of Immigration has been convicted and sentenced to two months in prison, for illegally separating married immigrant couples.

In her defense, Inger Støjberg said that she was just trying to discourage child marriage and protect minors.
Of all the couples she separated, at least one of them was a minor. The women ranged from age 15-17, and the men ranged from age 15-32. Some of the separated couples already had children. Most of them were from Syria.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11313 on: December 14, 2021, 02:00:07 am »

You can convict politicians? Noice

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11314 on: December 14, 2021, 03:23:15 am »

Denmark has a very special court for that. It was founded in 1849, and this was their 5th case.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11315 on: December 14, 2021, 05:30:20 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11316 on: December 14, 2021, 08:03:54 am »

The European Court in Luxemburg has ruled that EU member states are obliged to legally acknowledge both parents of gay couples with children as having full parenting rights, even if said member states themselves have not legalized gay marriage.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11317 on: December 14, 2021, 07:50:59 pm »

Malta is now the first EU country that fully legalizes marijuana for personal use.
The new law allows anyone over age 18 to legally carry 7gr weed on their person, grow 4 plants in their homes and store 50gr of dried cannabis at home.

Smoking weed in public spaces, or near a minor remains an offense, punishable by a 500 euro fine.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11318 on: December 15, 2021, 04:34:02 am »

Malta is now the first EU country that fully legalizes marijuana for personal use.
The new law allows anyone over age 18 to legally carry 7gr weed on their person, grow 4 plants in their homes and store 50gr of dried cannabis at home.

Smoking weed in public spaces, or near a minor remains an offense, punishable by a 500 euro fine.
It is always one of those funny things where you can go to prison for weed possession but invest openly in the stock market in commercial weed growing companies. Nevertheless I wish police would enforce the law in public spaces because the stench is inescapable and clouds the Thames pathways in miasma that is rather unkind to lung health

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11319 on: December 15, 2021, 12:25:06 pm »

Smoking is a rather poor ingestion mechanism anyway. Don't you all realize we're living in the 21st century? What is this stone age shit, burning something and then inhaling it.

Embrace the CYBERWEED.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11320 on: December 15, 2021, 01:14:55 pm »

The EU really should lift the ban of snus outside of Sweden and ban smoking instead. It's still gross in a major way and a bad personal choice, but at least it doesn't poison everyone around you.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11321 on: December 15, 2021, 01:20:12 pm »

You can't do that, people in France and Germany smoke
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11322 on: December 16, 2021, 03:56:02 am »

So do people in New Zealand but the government there are well on the way to banning it.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/09/new-zealand-to-ban-smoking-for-next-generation-in-bid-to-outlaw-habit-by-2025
Never mind that young people have already moved on to cyberweed vaping as by far the preferred option for ingestion.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11323 on: December 16, 2021, 07:46:42 am »

MSH LIVES.


Huh I was going to protest to leave meemaw her fags but that proposal is actually super thought out and could work... Just don't outlaw tabacco farming for personal use to the few freaks who want  want to go primeval or have other uses. And then there is just another detail... Those people who collect and invest in cigars, are they gonna have as much paperwork as somebody who (legally) trades in ivory? Hehe could definitly chuckle at that, some forms of regulation could never make me mad even if the outcome is somewhat absurd to the unitiated.


There is health risks/unkowns associated to pg/vg vapejuice too though, I agree that nobody needs to have a right to ingest tar, but let's just hope it doesn't open the door to an outright offense on nicotine, it has limited uses, but not none. And supporting that would definitly feel like burning the bridge behind me, who am I to rob coming generations of a molecule, it's not special waste like asbestus where we'd be doing them an unambigious favor to burry it to never be found again.


On the subject of cyberweed, I am engineering something with some nasty pizzazz... The project gets interrupted for months on end since I got a lot of stuff going on (it affects my health so it's not something to rush either, I'm slowly feeling my way there like a blind person) but so god help me i will tickle the edge of physics until I got the hottest tar free gas possible.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11324 on: December 16, 2021, 07:48:45 am »

Don't ingest New-Zealanders it will turn your stomach upside down
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