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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 991979 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11340 on: December 27, 2021, 10:16:56 am »

Emissions from the vehicles and machines used in construction, combined with just about any piece of land in the Netherlands being within close distance of a Natura2000 designated area.

Ours is a very small country.

Really, if we want to build anything anywhere and still comply with EU Natura2000 regulations, we would have to invade and annex parts of Germany and Belgium
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11341 on: December 27, 2021, 05:25:09 pm »

Can you not colonise the sea some more?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11342 on: December 31, 2021, 02:18:24 pm »

Can you not colonise the sea some more?
Critics said it was not a good solution because it would just encourage more urbanisation and land reclamation

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11343 on: December 31, 2021, 02:21:35 pm »

There were actually plans to build new land in the North Sea in order to move Schiphol airport there. But those plans didn't make it.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11344 on: December 31, 2021, 02:26:16 pm »

hehe

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plans

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11345 on: January 03, 2022, 07:12:41 am »

"haha which one do you mean haha?" asks berlin nervously
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11346 on: January 03, 2022, 09:37:24 am »

In response to Putin threatening with 'serious military and political consequences', if Finland or Sweden were to join NATO, the Finish president and the Finnish prime mininster have sent a message to the Kremlin stating that they will not let themselves be bullied, and they will keep the option of NATO membership open, because any country should have the right to decide it's own security policy.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11347 on: January 03, 2022, 09:43:41 am »

Putin's response: "We're not finished with you just yet"
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11348 on: January 03, 2022, 10:01:49 am »

Hey, don't Swed it. I just hope you have good fallout vaults.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11349 on: January 03, 2022, 10:06:21 am »

The old 60-70's "Million Project" housing apartment blocks is going to become real popular real quick, we haven't built houses with bomb shelters since
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11350 on: January 03, 2022, 11:00:32 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11351 on: January 03, 2022, 04:42:36 pm »

Putin has too many crumbling frontiers but not enough resources to defend them all. It is not an enviable job to have; it is a paradox that his sense of insecurity causes him to be more bellicose, and his belligerence causes his neighbours to seek allies - all in a self-defeating feedback loop Russia can ill afford. Would Finland consider joining NATO if Russia did not invite itself across other's borders? No

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11352 on: January 07, 2022, 03:56:44 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11353 on: January 08, 2022, 04:52:45 am »

In response to Putin threatening with 'serious military and political consequences', if Finland or Sweden were to join NATO, the Finish president and the Finnish prime mininster have sent a message to the Kremlin stating that they will not let themselves be bullied, and they will keep the option of NATO membership open, because any country should have the right to decide it's own security policy.

I thought we were over the time when Finland had to fluctuate between Russia and Western Europe/USA.  What's old is new again.

Putin has too many crumbling frontiers but not enough resources to defend them all. It is not an enviable job to have; it is a paradox that his sense of insecurity causes him to be more bellicose, and his belligerence causes his neighbours to seek allies - all in a self-defeating feedback loop Russia can ill afford. Would Finland consider joining NATO if Russia did not invite itself across other's borders? No
Ah, so Putin's actions are just because he misses Trump.  They must have gotten along quite well.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11354 on: January 08, 2022, 10:17:00 am »

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