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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 987570 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11685 on: October 19, 2022, 02:59:12 am »

So many worst people in charge of the wrongst places.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11686 on: October 19, 2022, 06:06:20 am »

So many worst people in charge of the wrongst places.
Tony Blair as peace ambassador for the middle east always takes the cake for me

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11687 on: October 19, 2022, 06:35:23 am »

More like 9999/10000 chance of being eaten


So many worst people in charge of the wrongst places.
Tony Blair as peace ambassador for the middle east always takes the cake for me
Peaceful porpoises.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11688 on: October 22, 2022, 06:37:35 am »

More like 9999/10000 chance of being eaten
DF taught me that sweetbread was neither sweet nor bread

Peaceful porpoises.
Saudis on the UN panel for women's rights, I imagine next we can make Putin peace ambassador for Eastern Europe

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11689 on: October 22, 2022, 07:16:51 am »

Boris is coming back to try to get re-elected.

I find it supremely funny that the guy who survived 3(?) no confidence votes is trying to get re-elected.  Teflon PM over here
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11690 on: October 22, 2022, 11:30:07 am »

The Trusspocalypse was good optics for him.

He's had the dubious honour of being sandwiched between two pms much less capable than himself.

More like 9999/10000 chance of being eaten
DF taught me that sweetbread was neither sweet nor bread

Peaceful porpoises.
Saudis on the UN panel for women's rights, I imagine next we can make Putin peace ambassador for Eastern Europe
Gerry Adams as a leading light in the NI peace proce....

Oh wait
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11691 on: October 25, 2022, 03:35:07 pm »

Dear friends I come with lulz

The vice president of Norrtälje commune (local level authorities) had to answer questions after the leadership decided a ~30% pay raise was suitable for themselves, bringing their paycheck from 90 000 something Crowns to 120 000 Crowns. SvT, Swedish state television, asked them roughly "your pay raise is the same as a cleaner's entire wage. Were there no other wage envelopes this money would be better spent in?" and the bloke gave the most satisfying 25 seconds long answer ever

That's on svt's own web page so if it doesn't work outside of Sweden, I also found where somebody had uploaded it on youtube so that everyone will be able to see it
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11692 on: October 25, 2022, 03:38:14 pm »

What a thoughtful person.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11693 on: October 25, 2022, 04:36:11 pm »

What did he say at the end? Something about priorities? /wild guess
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« Reply #11694 on: October 25, 2022, 04:48:48 pm »

Yeah, "it's always a question of priorities"

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11695 on: October 27, 2022, 05:16:46 am »

wE neEd tO maKE oUr POst cOmPEtiTive

so cleaners need competitive pay too?

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11696 on: October 27, 2022, 11:54:54 am »

You just can't write comedy like that

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11697 on: October 27, 2022, 12:15:31 pm »

Apparently they reversed it almost immediately, which indicates to me that they genuinely didn't realise people would find it upsetting. It's not like they tried to cover it up or anything.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11698 on: October 27, 2022, 01:47:51 pm »

It boggles my mind that even just that one guy is so short-sighted to have not considered he might have to justify being given a fuck huge pay rise in general, never mind during a global cost of living/inflation crisis.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11699 on: October 28, 2022, 08:30:18 am »

Apparently they reversed it almost immediately, which indicates to me that they genuinely didn't realise people would find it upsetting. It's not like they tried to cover it up or anything.
From my personal experience, wealthy people do not think they are wealthy
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