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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 992066 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6750 on: September 24, 2017, 05:54:21 pm »

That's German politics for you, the absolute proof that moderation and centralism can also be a problem when taken to extremes.
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« Reply #6751 on: September 24, 2017, 06:20:46 pm »

Nothing 'quietly' about it. More like, the biggest landslide in politics in Germany since ww2, with 13% of all votes going to the NSDAP AfD.
Worrisome. I hope we don't need to nuke Heroshima and Nagasaki again (unless KJU beats us to it).

I was riffing a joke off of MSH's 'boring' comment, hence the tiny font size.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6752 on: September 24, 2017, 10:28:15 pm »

Does AfD have a grinning kek demon to compete with Farage?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6753 on: September 24, 2017, 10:32:00 pm »

I heard a German guy say that their talking head constantly emphasizes that she's an attractive lesbian, in those exact words (in German, presumably)?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6754 on: September 24, 2017, 10:35:02 pm »

I heard a German guy say that their talking head constantly emphasizes that she's an attractive lesbian, in those exact words (in German, presumably)?
Cannot unsee German dominatrix schiesse porn now. That is now headcanon.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6755 on: September 24, 2017, 10:38:12 pm »

They can't be that bad if they let a minority represent them.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6756 on: September 25, 2017, 01:08:42 am »

Doubt that very much. They are against gay marriage and in favor of "trafitional" nuclear families
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6757 on: September 25, 2017, 01:12:47 am »

I mean, CDU/CSU is just about the same on that front.
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« Reply #6758 on: September 25, 2017, 01:24:49 am »

Doubt that very much. They are against gay marriage and in favor of "trafitional" nuclear families
I think that was more a joke in poor taste about the "attractive lesbian" being a minority. I could be wrong though.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6759 on: September 25, 2017, 03:09:04 am »

Will be interesting to see how AfD evolve, they used to be a brainy anti-euro party, and there is still a lot of tensions between that and the more classical anti-Islam and anti-immigrants populist they mostly have become.
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« Reply #6760 on: September 25, 2017, 04:49:50 am »

Will be interesting to see how AfD evolve, they used to be a brainy anti-euro party, and there is still a lot of tensions between that and the more classical anti-Islam and anti-immigrants populist they mostly have become.

Its funny that you say that because AFD party chairman Frauke Petry just announced her split from the party.
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« Reply #6761 on: September 25, 2017, 04:54:46 am »

Indeed, and the reason she gave is that she feels the AfD has become too extreme-right for her, so she no longer wants to be part of it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6762 on: September 25, 2017, 04:56:15 am »

That's German politics for you, the absolute proof that moderation and centralism can also be a problem when taken to extremes.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6763 on: September 25, 2017, 05:18:59 am »

That's German politics for you, the absolute proof that moderation and centralism can also be a problem when taken to extremes.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #6764 on: September 25, 2017, 08:19:57 am »

Doubt that very much. They are against gay marriage and in favor of "trafitional" nuclear families
I think that was more a joke in poor taste about the "attractive lesbian" being a minority. I could be wrong though.
Nothing quite so sinister. Lesbians are in the minority too, min.
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