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smjjames

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8880 on: October 12, 2018, 11:29:49 pm »

Oh hey, looks like Hurricane Leslie is going to hit Portugal. https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at3.shtml?cone#contents

When is the last time Portugal got hit by a hurricane? Leslie kind of drunkenly wandered around the central Atlantic before deciding to target Portugal.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8881 on: October 14, 2018, 02:33:32 pm »

Dutch minister of Defense has stated that the cyberattacks at the OPCW mean that we are at war with Russia.
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« Reply #8882 on: October 14, 2018, 02:36:14 pm »

How literal is he being? I am pretty sure it is not good form for a minister of defense to carelessly use the words "we are at war with X"

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« Reply #8883 on: October 14, 2018, 02:44:44 pm »

Not literal in the sense of international legal terms, but she still used the word war on national tv.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8884 on: October 14, 2018, 02:45:59 pm »

How literal is he being? I am pretty sure it is not good form for a minister of defense to carelessly use the words "we are at war with X"
State of cyberwar to be specific

Though Russians have been testing Anglo-Dutch response times in the Arctic circle

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« Reply #8885 on: October 14, 2018, 07:19:30 pm »

How literal is he being? I am pretty sure it is not good form for a minister of defense to carelessly use the words "we are at war with X"
State of cyberwar to be specific

Though Russians have been testing Anglo-Dutch response times in the Arctic circle

Maybe they should be given a good scare with a shot off the port/starboard bow, heh. Maybe not literally, don't want to scare them TOO badly.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8886 on: October 14, 2018, 09:50:02 pm »

Borrow some british fishing boats.
I think the russian navy has never won a battle against british fishing boats. Their presence might scare the russians into going away.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8887 on: October 14, 2018, 09:53:42 pm »

You'll have an easier time finding a cat's footstep than a British fishing boat these days

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8888 on: October 14, 2018, 09:58:25 pm »

I would say just open a can of tuna to find the cat’s footstep, but I guess that requires the fishing boats in the first place.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8889 on: October 14, 2018, 10:06:07 pm »

You'll have an easier time finding a cat's footstep than a British fishing boat these days
Dunno.  Apparently, there's still enough to follow the true British pasttime: feuding with the French.

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Heh, which was originally posted in the thread by you yourself.  Well, the joke still stands. ^_^
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8890 on: October 14, 2018, 10:15:01 pm »

SCALLOP BOIS

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8891 on: October 15, 2018, 03:50:51 am »

The secret final ingredient of gleipnir: a British fishing boat.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8892 on: October 18, 2018, 02:13:40 pm »

UK Parliament advised by researchers that memes lead to obesity.

LW soon to be declared a public health crisis.  :P
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« Reply #8893 on: October 18, 2018, 02:22:40 pm »

The way they're putting it, might as well ban language alltogether. How the hell are they going to regulate memes?
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