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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 989626 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9990 on: May 17, 2019, 01:40:17 am »
Quote from: Kagus on May 17, 2019, 01:24:17 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on May 17, 2019, 12:56:26 am
Because things can be both common and the subject of intense dislike.
Like salty licorice.

This is how you get Finland and Sweden to dig a ditch around your border :P
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9991 on: May 17, 2019, 02:34:03 am »
Quote from: scriver on May 17, 2019, 01:40:17 am
Quote from: Kagus on May 17, 2019, 01:24:17 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on May 17, 2019, 12:56:26 am
Because things can be both common and the subject of intense dislike.
Like salty licorice.

This is how you get Finland and Sweden to dig a ditch around your border :P

No, a moat, filled with salmiakki vodka. You will love it or you will drown in it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9992 on: May 17, 2019, 08:17:35 am »
Quote from: Kagus on May 17, 2019, 01:24:17 am
Like salty licorice.

Better or worse than the stuff that tastes like anis?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9993 on: May 17, 2019, 08:33:15 am »
Quote from: Iduno on May 17, 2019, 08:17:35 am
Quote from: Kagus on May 17, 2019, 01:24:17 am
Like salty licorice.

Better or worse than the stuff that tastes like anis?
I think the sweetener in anis and licorice is the same.

Btw licorice really fucks up several things im your body. I love it but avoid it foe same reason.  Its unhealthy
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9994 on: May 18, 2019, 10:13:12 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 17, 2019, 08:33:15 am
Its unhealthy
Wars have been started for less.

In other news, shit is going down in Austria.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9995 on: May 18, 2019, 10:23:43 am »
Quote from: da_nang on May 18, 2019, 10:13:12 am
In other news, shit is going down in Austria.
Seems fairer to say shit is being flushed down the loo, lol what a wanker he was
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9996 on: May 18, 2019, 10:30:34 am »
Sounds like shit is also hitting the fan as well. At least for the PM and possibly the Austrian Parliament.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9997 on: May 18, 2019, 10:36:13 am »
oh wow, the fascists were corrupt
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9998 on: May 18, 2019, 10:51:27 am »
tfw it was the russians too
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9999 on: May 23, 2019, 09:55:30 am »
ay lads im back
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« Reply #10000 on: May 23, 2019, 08:32:43 pm »
That'd likely go quite a ways towards explaining why the turnout rates for EU elections are so low.

Anyhow, Theresa May is on her way out. I saw something about Boris Johnson being favored, but it could go anywhere I guess.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10001 on: May 24, 2019, 04:19:03 am »
Oh, I suspect turnouts will be high enough in the UK
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10002 on: May 24, 2019, 07:05:09 am »
Except among EU citizens, ‘cause the government decided that waiting so long before announcing the UK was taking part, meaning the requisite forms couldn’t be filled out and processed in time, wasn’t their fault ‘cause they have nothing to do with administering elections.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10003 on: May 24, 2019, 07:43:06 am »
Blame Mayday
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10004 on: May 25, 2019, 07:20:43 am »
Demographics of the people electing the next PM.
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